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Thats pretty dispicable.

 

However, I just can't bring myself to hate the French. Why?

 

1.) They have been making some of the best horror in a while, IMO

2.) Audrey Tautou

3.) I have a love for French techno

4.) I have a love for 60's/70's French Pop

5.) I have a love for French lounge music.

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Guest Biggles
Thats pretty dispicable.

 

However, I just can't bring myself to hate the French. Why?

 

1.) They have been making some of the best horror in a while, IMO

2.) Audrey Tautou

3.) I have a love for French techno

4.) I have a love for 60's/70's French Pop

5.) I have a love for French lounge music.

 

all the more reason for us to invade France :P

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005450117,00.html

 

You know, I feel like hooking a frenchman by the nose and dragging him through ocean waters as live shark bait.

 

You're an idiot. You act like every single resident of France takes part in this. This is like me saying that all people-from-whereever-you're-from are ignorant pieces of shit because of what you just said. But, no, it's mostly just you right now.

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Man, fuck the French. Where do they get off telling people on remote colonies to use dogs as shark bait. Wisen up.

 

I'm missing the part where "French-controlled Reunion Island" means that the Government is telling these people that it's okay to use dogs as shark bait. Who says they aren't doing this behind the Government's back? Or are you a part of Biggles idiots-who-jump-to-conclusions bandwagon?

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There needs to be an emoticon used if sarcasm is present, especially if I don't know the poster's personality. ;p I like to use the "rolleyes" emoticon in just such a case.

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Eh, if it wasn't for the Frencg, we'd be eating corned beef and spam and calling it high-end food.

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I'm sure you all like Quint from Jaws. Well, in the book, he killed a pregnant dolphin and used the dolphin fetus for shark bait. You're hypocrites.

 

He also commented on the shark's cock.

 

Read that book sometime. You will be amazed at what's in there.

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Eh, if it wasn't for the Frencg, we'd be eating corned beef and spam and calling it high-end food.

 

Mash up corned beef in potatoes and put in some ketchup, now there's a meal lol

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Thats pretty dispicable.

 

However, I just can't bring myself to hate the French. Why?

 

1.) They have been making some of the best horror in a while, IMO

2.) Audrey Tautou

3.) I have a love for French techno

4.) I have a love for 60's/70's French Pop

5.) I have a love for French lounge music.

 

all the more reason for us to invade France :P

 

 

You can go after the French techno pop lounge singers, fisherman who use dogs as shark bait, and Gérard Depardieu. But leave Audrey out of it.

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I hate the French because they are French. No reason other then they smell bad. Still they make a damn good breakfast.

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Meanwhile, PETA prints pamphlets informing kids about how evil their parents are because they wear a fur coat.

 

Where the fuck are PETA on this anyway, why aren't they causing hell over this?

 

Also another reason to hate the french, they are 7 time sore losers at their own game.

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