Motherfuckers Your Fuckin Boy Is Back

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

That's right motherfuckers I'm fuckin back. I've had a god damn roller coaster of a fucking ride the past month. A lot of bullshit has happened motherfuckers I'll let your punk ass bitches figure it out from my confessions of a true player and my fucking players tipts. I'm back mother fuckers yeah thats right I know some you bitches are fucking scared as all fucking get out but thats what you get ya little cuntbags. Especially some of you motherfuckers that I nearly cracked your fuckin heads in last time. Yeah I'm talking about that one faggot with numbers up in his name. Little fuckin bitch. Don't even try to start shit wih me this time motherfucker because I'm back and I'm more violentlt and hard then I was before. Fucker I'm more hard than your little emo punk faggot ass will ever be. Don't even try to get up in my face again like you did last time or your skull is going to be ripped out. Ya want that to happen motherfucker? What? That's right you don't you fucker. Yo Incadenza motherfucker, don't think that I forgot about the minor business deal we were workin out. Thats part of the reason why I haven't been around to cut peoples balls off. There were complications from me gettin you some chronic. So it looks as of right now that you ain't getting any because my guy ended up gettin shanked in the side of his head down in the fuckin Big Easy. We was down there when all that fucking stupid ass Kartrina fuckin crap was going on. That shit on the news is bullshit. That place is fine motherfuckers. The guy we was gettin the bud off of told us that we should just go with him first and steal all these tvs and shit from this store. Motherfuckers we were taking the tvs out the store front and some fucking cajunin fuck comes out with this big fuckin blade and caught my weed hook up in the head! That fucker was dead qyuick! I was like aww shit and Waldo took off runnin when that big nigga got caught in the head with that shit and that cajunin fucker caught me in my fuckin kidney with that big ass blade. That shit fucked me up good. I took off runnin and got the fuck outta there. Fucking mother fuckin cajin fucks. Fuck you bitches and your broke down ass city. The fuck they need those tvs for? Motherfuckers they don't have any fuckin power. No one's gonna need that shit. Stupid fucks. So you ain't gettin no weed for a while Inc man.

[UZI Suicide 0]

[SteakGrowsOnUecker 0]

fuckin dope

[Guest The King]

[The Czech Republic 0]

Eddie:

 

This gimmick is being poorly executed. For optimal performance, you should actually act like your namesake, since you aren't now. Eddie was whiter than some whites. Surrender your password to me in a PM in the next 24 hours so I may correctly perform these duties.

[SteakGrowsOnUecker 0]

Eddie:

 

This gimmick is being poorly executed. For optimal performance, you should actually act like your namesake, since you aren't now. Eddie was whiter than some whites. Surrender your password to me in a PM in the next 24 hours so I may correctly perform these duties.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

This gimmick is being poorly executed. For optimal performance, you should actually act like your namesake, since you aren't now. Czech was whiter than some whites. Surrender your password to me in a PM in the next 24 hours so I may correctly perform these duties.

[Matt Young 0]

The gimmick is stupid, but I laughed my ass off anyway.

[SteakGrowsOnUecker 0]

you truly make me sick.

[Matt Young 0]

Since you're insulting me in every post and you're not Slayer, may I ask who you are? Just curious.

[SteakGrowsOnUecker 0]

your curiosity pisses me off. post your sorrow in a captivating pic for us all. you fucking putz.

[Matt Young 0]

Sorrow? I'm pretty much indifferent. I was simply curious, which apparently causes you much anger.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Matt Young is completely emotionless and strong in the ways of reason! His male light blinds you, stupid homosexuals.

[Carnival 0]

Welcome back Eddie, you are the Gangsterest of all Gangsters.

[Carnival 0]

Care to explain this one Eddie?

 

[Slayer 0]

Since you're insulting me in every post and you're not Slayer, may I ask who you are? 

But you don't even know who I am...

[BUTT 0]

Is "Deep Thought" Banky? Because I know che v is. But they both post in all lowercase letters.

[Vern Gagne 0]

I never noticed but Matt Young bears a striking resemblence to Bud Bundy.

[Carnival 0]

I never noticed but Matt Young bears a striking resemblence to Bud Bundy.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh man he's gotta be getting tired of hearing that.

[Matt Young 0]

Heh, it had only been people online who told me that until a couple months ago when my girlfriend and I went to see the new Deuece Bigelow movie at the theater. She went outside for a smoke in the middle of the movie and a theater employee told her that.

 

No wait... Edge told me I looked like Bud Bundy, too, so that's twice.

[Vern Gagne 0]

I actually told Matt Young he could pass for Bud Bundy's brother a while back.

[Carnival 0]

Holla at cha boy, Eddie!

[Matt Young 0]

I need to get a fake ID with David Faustino's name and see if I can get into any fancy LA clubs with it.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

You took your girlfriend to see Deuce Bigalow.

 

..

[Guest]

No, he took her to see Deuece Bigelow.

[Matt Young 0]

'Twas her choice.

[Nighthawk 0]

That means she'd rather have sex with Rob Schneider than you. Go jump off a bride, Matt Young. Go jump off a bridge.

[Guest DALEK]

ALL - GIM-MICK - POS-TERS - ARE - IN-FE-RI-OR - TO - THE - DAAAAAA-LEKS! THEY - WILL - BE - EX-TER-MI-NA-TED!

[The Niggardly King 0]

What has Eddie Winslow done?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Remember when Eddie was a cop like his father..

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Eddie,

 

Why, after many many years of one famous Harriet Winslow, did we see a strikingly DIFFERENT woman claiming to be your mother as your television chronicles came to their final episodes? Was your father suffering from Alzheimer's? And what happened to your sister Judy?