The worst song ever

[Richard 0]

"Diary of an Unborn Child"

[Hank Kingsley 0]

"Sk8er Boi"

[JJ Johnson 0]

"Make Em Say Uhhh"

[Guest Finch]

Beverly Hills...Weezer please

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Beverly Hills...Weezer please

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Even as a pro-choicer, Finch wins.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Uncle Kracker's "Follow Me," or "Santeria" by Sublime.

[Guest Fishyswa]

Were they handing out crack at the door of this thread?

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

...if so, where's my free sample? I could prolly sell that and make a decent buck up at the high school.

 

But yeah. I've heard worse songs, man. Though it was fucking annoying, I've definitely heard worse songs. Take Lamb of God, for example. All of their songs are worse than this one.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I think Coldplay's 'The Scientist' still features highly on my little list. I refuse to listen to the one in the first post right now, however.

[Guest Kaedon]

Any song by Slayer. Ive never heard such gross misuse of the "devils interval" in my entire life.

[Special K 0]

"How you remind me"

 

Followed closely by any song by Jet.

[Guest ABOBO]

That one Jet song is the worst. I hear that beginning and I'm thinking Iggy Pop when reality comes crashing down and I'm left sad and betrayed.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

"Sugar, We're Goin' Down"

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

"Diary of an Unborn Child"        

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I'm pro-life...and even I think this is the worst song ever. Was that Elmo doing the voice??

[Mecha Mummy 0]

"We Are All on Drugs."

[Gary Floyd 0]

"Achey Breaky Heart"

[Lil' Bitch 0]

That fucking Milkshake song!

[haVoc 0]

Any song by Ashanti or Ja Rule. Together, separate, with others... Their suck has no boundaries.

[ZGangsta 0]

Any song by Ashanti or Ja Rule. Together, separate, with others... Their suck has no boundaries.

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2002 called, it wants its pop-culture reference back.

 

Just kidding, but seriously the worst song ever is "We buit this city on Rock and Roll."

[Skywarp! 0]

No, pointing to artists you hate and calling their work the worst ever doesn't compare. The link in the original post is very likely the worst song ever. Honestly, by the time they get to the "song" part of it, they only have the time to sing four lines.

 

Although Leonard Niomoy's "If I Had a Hammer" is torture.

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Any song by Slayer. Ive never heard such gross misuse of the "devils interval" in my entire life.

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Do what now?

[Guest Kaedon]

Any song by Slayer. Ive never heard such gross misuse of the "devils interval" in my entire life.

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Do what now?

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"The devils interval" is just another name for an interval in music called a tri-tone. It can create a very unstteling feeling within a person and if overused, it can cause vertigo. When Kerry King isnt wanking on 2 notes with his gig bar for a solo, he is usually using a chromatic scale, which is another way to use tri-tones. Thats why some people say "they got a bad vibe" from the muisc really mean they dont like tri-tones. I got a bad vibe from the music too, because it sucks dick.

[Black Lushus 0]

i'd say that song that goes "Shaniqua don't live here no mo'...is Shaniqua dere? Hell naw!" is the worst song I've heard in a long time...

[Nighthawk 0]

I enjoy a good deal of the songs mentioned here. But if you really want to know my opinion, it's "Magic Carpet Ride".

[Guest jenzie]

THAT BLOODY FAST FOOD SONG!!!!!

 

"pizza hut pizza hut kentucky fried bloody chicken and a pizza hut"

just thinking about it makes me want to smash something, and if it wasn't bad enough ..... i'd say it also crosses into some dodgy legal areas too!

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Any song by Slayer. Ive never heard such gross misuse of the "devils interval" in my entire life.

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Do what now?

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"The devils interval" is just another name for an interval in music called a tri-tone. It can create a very unstteling feeling within a person and if overused, it can cause vertigo. When Kerry King isnt wanking on 2 notes with his gig bar for a solo, he is usually using a chromatic scale, which is another way to use tri-tones. Thats why some people say "they got a bad vibe" from the muisc really mean they dont like tri-tones. I got a bad vibe from the music too, because it sucks dick.

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No, I'm aware what a 3 step interval is. It's not always evil, either. What's that one broadway tune...Maria..that uses a lot of them. It's just not present in church modes. Besides, Slayer's not about chops, and what scales they're using, it's about creating that very vibe you mentioned. A fast, hateful assault of death and damnation. If you get into overanalyzing the theory of metal bands, you'll only end up liking trite crap like Dream Theater.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

and as an aside, how can you criticize Slayer for not being "proficient" or whatever, yet defend Disturbed? Doesn't compute.

[Guest Zarock]

"Human Pony Girl" by Samhain. Bad lyrics, bad music, bad everything, really.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Thank you, Agent, for being my hero again.

 

Bashing Slayer here isn't too smart of an idea, mate.

[Guest Kaedon]

Any song by Slayer. Ive never heard such gross misuse of the "devils interval" in my entire life.

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Do what now?

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"The devils interval" is just another name for an interval in music called a tri-tone. It can create a very unstteling feeling within a person and if overused, it can cause vertigo. When Kerry King isnt wanking on 2 notes with his gig bar for a solo, he is usually using a chromatic scale, which is another way to use tri-tones. Thats why some people say "they got a bad vibe" from the muisc really mean they dont like tri-tones. I got a bad vibe from the music too, because it sucks dick.

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No, I'm aware what a 3 step interval is. It's not always evil, either. What's that one broadway tune...Maria..that uses a lot of them. It's just not present in church modes. Besides, Slayer's not about chops, and what scales they're using, it's about creating that very vibe you mentioned. A fast, hateful assault of death and damnation. If you get into overanalyzing the theory of metal bands, you'll only end up liking trite crap like Dream Theater.

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An interval is just the distance from one note to another. E to A# is a tri-tone. Yes, Maria does have a lot of them, however it's not used in the same context as Slayer. When Maria first came out, Tritones were not used a lot in that kind of muisc and it added another dimension. Slayer, on the other hand, are trying wayyyyyyyyyy to hard to be "a hateful assault of death and damnation" and what batter way to reinforce that, than to use shitty chromatic tri-tones in your music. I could have just said "I think they suck" but I actually gave a reason. It's not over-analyzation, its a reason. I dont know anyone who uses the same shitty sounds they do, thats why I think they suck.

 

 

How can I defend Disturbed.....

 

-David Draiman can actually sing

-David's lyrics arent laiden with trite demonic imagery because they are trying to be "heavy"

-Dan Donnegan can play a solo that isnt in chromatics and doesn't wank wank on his fucking gig bar.

-Disturbed have moved forward musically, Slayer have not.

-David and Dan are not like Tom and Kerry. Tom and Kerry are self-rightous cock-suckers who criticize Metallica for "selling out" yet Kerry King appears in Sum 41 videos and uses his Slayer fame to sell hs shitty clothing.

 

PS: Dave Mustaine can kick the shit out of that shaved ape Kerry King anyday.