The greatest joke ever told

[The Mandarin 0]

Ouch.

 

Anyways.

 

What's black, has six legs and yells "Ho-de-do'!", "Ho-de-do'!"

 

Three Jamaicans running for an elevator.

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A white family, black family, and mexican family are living in a house together. One day, a fire starts and quickly burns the house down. Who survives?

 

The white family: parents are at work, kids are at school.

[The Niggardly King 0]

How do you know if an asian robbed your house?

 

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!

[Special K 0]

God, here's the worst one I've ever heard.

 

 

Why do all n*****s have nightmares?

 

 

 

They shot the only one with a dream.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

God, here's the worst one I've ever heard.

 

 

Why do all n*****s have nightmares?

 

 

 

They shot the only one with a dream.

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Brilliant.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

Why arn't there any indians on Star Trek?

 

They don't work in the future either.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Oh man, this can't go on much longer. Quite funny though.

[Guest Biggles]

What did one BUTT cheek say to the other BUTT cheek?

 

 

If we pull together we can stop this shit

[Special K 0]

....Dude, I don't usually stop the shit from coming out by clenching my ass cheeks. Sounds messy.

 

 

Most have probably already heard this one, but it's terrible enough to repeat.

 

 

What's the difference from a red delicious apple and a baby?

 

I don't cum on a red delicious apple before I eat it.

 

 

 

 

This one's anachronistic and really stupid, which is probably why I like it:

 

 

How can you tell if a black man's been shot in the head?

 

There's a hole in his boom box.

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What did one tampon say to the other?

 

Nothing; they're both stuck-up cunts.

[The Niggardly King 0]

WAKKA WAKKA

[Guest Fook]

How was copper wire invented?

 

Two jews grabbed a penny at the same time.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

 

Because any Mexican who can run, jump, or swim is already in the US.

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Why is the black man worse than the white man?

 

Because he's a STUPID NIGGER!

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What did the German say to the Black Jew?

"Go to the back of the oven!"

[Guest Stunt Granny]

Why do black people smell bad?

 

So the blind can hate them too.

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I hate Mexicans.

[Guest Stunt Granny]

How does a girl from the south stay a virgin until shes 18?

 

She needs to be able to run faster than her brothers.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What has a million legs but can't walk?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Jerry's Kids.

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My gay friends love, and hate this joke:

 

Gay guy and a straight guy are trapped in a burning building. Who gets out first?

 

Gay guy. He's already got his shit packed.

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I'm sure this one is old:

 

Why is aspirin white?

 

You want it to work, don't you?