Capture This Man!

[MrRant]

Posted on Mon, Nov. 14, 2005

 

Midlands Most Wanted

 

Each Monday, The State will run information on a suspect wanted by authorities. Since the feature began in February 2004, 29 suspects have been taken into police custody.

 

RODNEY DANE HIGGINBOTHAM

 

• DATE OF BIRTH: July 29, 1965

 

• DESCRIPTION: 6 feet 1 inch, 165 pounds, brown hair and hazel eyes

 

• WANTED BY: Lexington County Sheriff’s Department

 

• CHARGES: Third-offense criminal domestic violence

 

• LAST KNOWN ADDRESS: 232 Stagecoach Road, Gaston

 

• ALLEGED CRIME: Police said Higginbotham argued with his wife because she had not cooked anything. When she began cooking, he started making spaghetti while eating crackers and squeeze cheese. They argued, and he squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. She squeezed the cheese on his truck, and he squeezed the cheese in her hair before fleeing in his truck. His wife said she washed her hair before the officer arrived to take her complaint.

 

• IF YOU SEE HIM: Call the Lexington County Sheriff’s Department at (803) 785-8230 or Crime Stoppers at (888) 559-TIPS.

 

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/local/13161601.htm

[2GOLD]

Someone call in Tommy Lee Jones, we got ourselves a fugitive!

[Carnival]

Oh my god, of all the unspeakable acts.....what is the world coming to.

 

Higgenbotham? they should question HBK, i bet he knows. Higgenbottom....it's close enough.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

I was thinking of HBK, too.

 

And I have this guy hiding in my basement...

[geniusMoment]

I was thinking of HBK, too.

 

And I have this guy hiding in my basement...

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kinky

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

Third offense? So does this fall under that three strikes thing? Or is that only a California law?

[Failed Bridge]

This is definately not the kind of publicity that squeeze cheese needs.