The OAO Thanksgiving Quote Thread

[King Cucaracha 0]

Okay, so the idea is we want a little quote from as many superstars as we can get on what they're thankful for on this Thanksgiving. A Survivor Series '89 retro flashback kinda dealy. So, rather than sending a whole bunch of PMs or making a whole bunch of threads, we might as well collect them here.

 

Whoever's posting the show can put any from non Mods in here too if it's easier.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I'm thankful to be the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. That's the truth Ruth! Oh, and that I can afford the Poptarts with frosting now.

[Zack Malibu 0]

A little humor, for Zack and Candie:

 

ZACK:

"I'm thankful for everything this company and the fans have given to me, and thankful for the ability to give it back to them."

 

CANDIE:

"I'm thankful for that special someone..." (looks at Zack and kisses his cheek).

 

ZACK:

"Oh yeah, I'm thankful for that too!"

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TONY BRANNIGAN

I'm thankful I'm not you.

 

VINCENT SANTANA

What are we thankful for?

 

MARCELLUS WALLACE

Bitches and hos. No offense, sis.

 

SHYANNE

None taken.

 

LOGAN MANN

I'm thankful for my girl...(singing) my girl...Holly.

 

SYNTH

For me, it's my drumstick.

 

LOGAN

You didn't bring your drumsticks.

 

SYNTH

(looking down, smiling)

Oh, I did.

 

FRANK

The Big Bad Re-Booty Daddy is thankful for his freakazoids and peaks.

 

FRANKIE

I'm thankful for my big brother and my new chew toy -- Jim Cornette's ass! Ow, ow, ow, OWWWWWWW!

 

JIM CORNETTE

That's what you think, you moron. I'm thankful I have Sarcastic Simon and Hustler Ned watching MY back.

 

SIMON

And I'm thankful for your managerial services, Jimmy.

 

Simon and Cornette share a hug, while Ned stares at himself.

 

NED

Look at this body. Look at this face. What more do I need to be thankful for? Heh.

Edited November 21, 2005 by Tony149

[CanadianChick 0]

CRYSTAL

I'm thankful that I have an undisclosed injury so I don't have to spend Thanksgiving with YOU! Wait a second, I'm Canadian...this isn't Thanksgiving!

 

MOLLY MATTHEWS

I'm thankful for pink elephants and paralyzers. I love it when the milk curdles!

[Zack Malibu 0]

For the GPX (spread these out throughout the segment):

 

STATIC:

"Thankful? You wanna know what we're thankful for? Hell, you should be thankful for the fact you've been allowed in our presence!"

 

(looks at Johnny incredulously)

 

Later...

 

JAX

"I'm just thankful that we got smart before it was too late. I'm thankful we were able to save our careers. Is that what you wanted, Mr. Camera Man?"

 

Even later...

 

STATIC

"You want us to be thankful for something? I'd be thankful if you got that damn camera OUT OF MY FACE!"

 

(Scotty puts his hand over the lens, and a "THUD" is heard. All we see is a shot of the ceiling, and the GPX chuckling in the background. The camera then starts to shake, and requests of "No!" and "Stop, c'mon!" are heard, as it seems the cameraman is being stomped by the members of the Global Party Exchange!)

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ALFDOGG

I'm thankful that tonight, I get to pound the stuffing out of the two biggest turkeys in OAOAST history. And at the end of the feast, you can put all your pies away, because instead, I'll be enjoying another helping...of the World Heavyweight championship.

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RICK HEYROSS

On behalf of Stevens/Heyross Incorporated, we're thankful for the privilege of sending Alfdogg for a permanent trip, back to his shed! HAHAHA!!!

 

CHARLIE MOSS

That's right. I'm just thankful that I don't have a nickname like Reject...how did you get that name, anyway? From your cousins at the family reunion?

 

QUENTIN BENJAMIN

I'm thankful that after this Sunday, that disgrace to the National Weather Service, Thunderkid, will be sent to bed without supper, haha!

 

BROCK AUSSTIN

And last, but not least...Mr. Sandman, you better bring all your dreams, becuase we'll ALL be thankful to lay you to rest at November Reign!

 

*everyone laughs*

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CHRIS STEVENS

I'm thankful that *I* was the one, that finally took this title away from that paper champion, Alfdogg!

 

JAY RICHARDS

And I'm thankful that Stevens/Heyross Incorporated is going to take more than that away from him and his Alliance this Sunday. Jumbo, why don't you tell them what you're thankful for.

 

JUMBO

(off camera) What I'm thankful for for Thanksgiving?

 

STEVENS

Yeah.

 

*Jumbo jumps on camera with a Dusty Rhodes tanktop on and holds his arms out.*

 

JUMBO

FO MAH POKA DAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHTSSSSSSSSSS!

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PETER KNIGHT

I'm thankful that, once I take care of Rodez tonight and Parka on Sunday, that will be enough for me to get another shot at the World Heavyweight title. And this time....third time WILL be a charm.

[Patty O'Green 0]

I was just going to put these all at the start of the show, but is that how they did it at SS 89? Or did they spread them out? Or what? TELL ME!!!

[King Cucaracha 0]

SS 89 was all right at the start of the show.

[King Cucaracha 0]

RODEZ

I'm thankful that vasectomy procedures are scientifically proven, 99% accurate. *thumbs up*

 

WRIGHT

On this national day of Thanksgiving, I am thankful for my superior intellect and my unquestioned morality.