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My roommate's snoring is so bad, I'm ready to change rooms for next semester. Plus he can't sleep with any kind of activity going on in the room. Not even when I practically mute the TV. Fucking typing wakes him up.

 

Time for a room change.

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I laugh in my sleep all the time. Also I've been told I make a clicking noise with my tongue and the roof of my mouth.

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I put on masks and wave butcher knives in my sleep. They also tell me I talk like an old prospecter. I think there's a fine line between falling asleep and blacking out. Can't sleep without a fan. Well, can, but not easily.

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Through years of having to share rooms with people on Academic Team trips, I now sleep flat on my back with my hands across my chest like a dead body and don't make a peep. Waking up in a different position freaks me out whenever it happens.

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Through years of having to share rooms with people on Academic Team trips, I now sleep flat on my back with my hands across my chest like a dead body and don't make a peep. Waking up in a different position freaks me out whenever it happens.

If you were to ever wake up with your chest on the mattress, face buried in the pillow, knees tucked into your stomach with your ass up in the air, pants around your ankles, and vaseline smeared all over your buttocks...would you tell anybody?

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