AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 http://rapidshare.de/files/7878015/DOA_TEASER_FINAL.mov.html It's...pretty much what you'd expect. Seems like they even kept several of the costumes and Ayane's hair color... Looks like Street Fighter The Movie had a head-on collision with one of McG's Charlie's Angels flicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 ...Customers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anya 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 So it has nothing to do with the game's story? It looks like the girls are like, a team of secret agents or something. Weird. Was the army guy supposed to be Bayman? I think I also saw Gen Fu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 Does this mean we'll be getting DOA: The Movie: The Game? Robin 'Liu Kang' Shou vs Kevin Nash would rock the f'n house. Seriously not feeling it after watching the trailer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 I couldn't watch it. Is there something I have to download to watch it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 It's in Quicktime, and I find it horrible that they play VOLLEYBALL in this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 That explains it...thank you Rando. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Da Maintenance Man 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 If there's as much bouncing cleavage in the movie as there are in the games then it's a definite pick-up from the local bootlegger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 Who is in it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 ^ Assuming IMDb is up to date and correct (ha!): The actual movie title is "DOA: Dead or Alive." ------------- Full Cast and Crew for DOA: Dead or Alive (2006) Directed by Corey Yuen (actually a competent choice) Writing credits (in alphabetical order) Adam Gross Seth Gross Granz Henman J.F. Lawton screenwriter Cast (in alphabetical order) Devon Aoki .... Kasumi (only seen her not act in Sin City, so no comment) Derek Boyer .... Bayman (so yeah, guess he was the army guy) Sarah Carter .... Helena Douglas Collin Chou .... Hayate Steve Howey .... Weatherby Kane Kosugi .... Ryu Hayabusa Natassia Malthe .... Ayane Matthew Marsden .... Maximillian Marsh Chad McCord .... Chief Detective Kevin Nash .... Bass (Nash playing a Hogan clone. Brilliant.) Jaime Pressly .... Tina Armstrong Eric Roberts .... Donovan (Yes, brother of Julia) Robin Shou .... Pirate Leader (at least we won't be seeing his sizzling on-screen chemistry with Talisa Soto in this one). Silvio Simac .... Leon Holly Valance .... Christie Allen Brian J. White .... Zack Oh...and worth mentioning: Produced by Mark A. Altman .... producer Paul W.S. Anderson .... producer Yikes. Then again, they're only producers. So it has nothing to do with the game's story? It looks like the girls are like, a team of secret agents or something. Weird. Wouldn't be surprised. They'll probably make Ayane and Kasumi like the bestest and closest of sisters. EDIT: Rottentomatoes article that confirms just about all of that info: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=264038 This movie should be fantastically awful. Jaime Pressly works as Tina; I hope she's Dixie in the inevitable Rumble Roses movie. It will be funny when the movie is PG-13. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 Least Holly Valance is in it. So some good looks made the film. And Malthe. I really can't see this getting anything more than either a DVD or a Sci-Fi world premiere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 I'm still waiting for the movie version of "Silent Hill", which was written by Roger Avery, and directed by Christopher ("Brotherhood of the Wolf") Gans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 wasn't Devon Aoki also in 2 Fast 2 Furious? she was very scrumptious in Sin City... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 Kane Kosugi .... Ryu Hayabusa <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait, wait. Ryu Hayabusa? Wasn't that the guy from Ninja Gaiden, or NES Pro Wrestling or something?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 Kane Kosugi .... Ryu Hayabusa <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait, wait. Ryu Hayabusa? Wasn't that the guy from Ninja Gaiden, or NES Pro Wrestling or something?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ninja Gaiden--he's been in all the DoA games since the first one. Customers? er..costumes. wasn't Devon Aoki also in 2 Fast 2 Furious? Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tuxedo Mask Report post Posted November 23, 2005 So is Robin Shou making any sort of game to movie history with this? Him and Nash make me interested in seeing this film, bad as it may turn out. Also, Mortal Kombat III... that's never happening, is it? I swear I read some rumours awhile ago that they finally found a shootling location but that was over a year ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2005 Jaime Pressly .... Tina Armstrong Damn the type casting! Why can't she get a role outside of poor white trailer park trash? Kevin Nash .... Bass (Nash playing a Hogan clone. Brilliant.) If they casted Chris Penn they could of had a Best of the Best reunion! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites