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[The Czech Republic]

Enter the 36 Chambers of the Wu-Tang Clandy Orton!

[Hoff]

Nah.

 

Argh. I'm so tired of people posing in between me and the people I'm trying to reply to. That "nah" was in reply to El Dandy's question.

[The Czech Republic]

Don't look for commitments with One-Night Standy Orton

[RavishingRickRudo]

Declare himself a sovereign nation from the former USSR and be Uzbekistandy Orton.

[Dandy]

He could become a deer hunter and be Tree Standy Orton

[Hoff]

Let him discover his love of Shakespeare and play the role of a lifetime...Calibandy Orton.

[The Czech Republic]

Declare himself a sovereign nation from the former USSR and be Uzbekistandy Orton.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Catch phrase: "This Turk is a jerk!"

[Slayer]

Have him fight frontier Indians and become Custer's Last Standy Orton

[Dandy]

Be a bad movie in 2005 and be Flightplandy Orton.

[Dandy]

Be a white supremecist as, you guessed it.....Klu Klux Klandy Orton.

[The Czech Republic]

He catches stupid from Eugene, and tells people I AM NOT ROY DNAR.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Dress up in green tights, fly around with a fairy, fight pirates, forever be a boy... Peter Pandy Orton.

[Hoff]

Did someone already do Jessica Tandy Orton?

 

"Driving Miss Legend Killer."

 

Wait...was that Jessica Tandy?

[Slayer]

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight;

 

Starland Vocal Bandy Orton

[Dandy]

Did someone already do Jessica Tandy Orton?

 

"Driving Miss Legend Killer."

 

Wait...was that Jessica Tandy?

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Yeah, that was one of the first ones I said.

[Hoff]

[The Czech Republic]

Grab yourself a token black guy, it's Jackie Chandy Orton!

[Slayer]

Moses freed the slaves and led them to the Promised Landy Orton

[RavishingRickRudo]

Following up on his Islamic Fundamentalism, he will begin to spread the word of God through the prophet Muhammud and subsequently be flushed down a toilet in a US military prison as Qur'andy Orton.

[Lord of The Curry]

Guest starring on Arrested Development as George Michaels boring new girlfriend........Blandy Orton (Veal)

[The Czech Republic]

This thread really has all the makings of a bad Titantron-assisted Chris Jericho promo, circa 2001.

[Hoff]

Can you imagine the shitstorm this site would be if Orton went over Jericho? I'm fairly certain the internet would explode.

[Dandy]

He could put one a blonde wig and scream "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha," and be Jandy Orton.

[The Czech Republic]

Coffey should be lodging his official complaint right...about...now.

[The Czech Republic]

Can you imagine the shitstorm this site would be if Orton went over Jericho?  I'm fairly certain the internet would explode.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is the Internet filled with candy?

[RavishingRickRudo]

So we'll get Randy Orton, but with short arms and bad teeth, superimposed on a baby, up on the titan tron as Chris Benwahndy Orton?

[Hoff]

 

"COFFEY!!"

[The Czech Republic]

So we'll get Randy Orton, but with short arms and bad teeth, superimposed on a baby, up on the titan tron as Chris Benwahndy Orton?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

More like, "let the BOOBIES hit the floor."

[Hoff]

Can you imagine the shitstorm this site would be if Orton went over Jericho?  I'm fairly certain the internet would explode.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is the Internet filled with candy?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Maybe!

[Slayer]

Randy becomes a fat luchadore and calls himself El Grandy Orton