Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 So yeah, I went to the Universal Life Church, gave them my name and address, and in a day, I got email confirmation that I am and ordained minister of the Universal Life Church. (based in Modesto, CA-home of Scott Peterson) I don't feel much different. Anyone else up for joining me as a "brother or sister of the cloth"? www.ulc.net Click on the tab that says "become ordained" and booyah! I think I'd like to be referred to as Reverend DA from now on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 Start condemning people to hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimensions 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 I AM AN ORDAINED MINISTER OF THE CHURCH OF LIFE and as an atheist I will breathe the other side into the teachings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 So what beliefs does your church allow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimensions 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 I think we believe life is cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darthtiki 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 I will only join if I can shoot lightning from my fingers, oh wait that's the Sith or Scientology Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Team Angle Pusher 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 Cool I can now perform weddings and funerals as Booyah McMichaels. I live in Booyah, Booyah City. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2005 (edited) I'm not questioning anyone's religion (since I'm not really affiliated with anyone) but I've always wondered how athiests celebrate Christmas. Edited December 4, 2005 by CBright7831 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimensions 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 I'm not questioning anyone's religion (since I'm not really affiliated with anyone) but I've always wondered how athiests celebrate Christmas. I don't know about other atheist but I personally don't celebrate the holiday, just a nice day off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted December 5, 2005 Gifts are exchanged just because it's expected. Then it's lots of being lazy for the day, ah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 Gifts are exchanged just because it's expected. Then it's lots of being lazy for the day, ah... Yeah, what she said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 You're all going to HELL~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 I've been ordained since early 2001, and have since started the Unitde Church of Just Don't Be a Dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 I got ordained a few years ago. Then I got bored with the whole thing and had their e-mails blocked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest i'll facist YOUR regime! Report post Posted December 8, 2005 Please understand that there is no such thing as "instant online ordination." A computer cannot ordain you. Your request must be reviewed before your ordination can be done legally. You cannot be issued a credential automatically by a computer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2005 I want to join the Church of the very bright light Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 I'm not questioning anyone's religion (since I'm not really affiliated with anyone) but I've always wondered how athiests celebrate Christmas. We call it X-Mas so that we don't have to celebrate Christmas. It's all about the birth of Santa, baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
