Myspace suicide note.

[The Czech Republic]

http://news.ncmonline.com/news/view_articl...864b3b9682dcb19

Article of the year.

[Dark Age]

Czech Republic--At 8:14 a.m. on Nov. 29

 

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[CheesalaIsGood]

This was a good trick Czech. You have them all fooled! Or not.

[The Niggardly King]

Chelsea on Dec 02, 2005 at 14:42:20 said:

 

Alright So Alot of People That i Have been Talking to Dont understand Why he killed himself.

 

Over a Girl ?

or just the fact that he is emo and didnt like his life ?

Someone Please tell me so i can stop the drama talking all the way overe here in Huntington beach

[Matt Young]

I don't know what you guys are referring to...

 

But yeah, this was all over GameFAQs' LUE board the last coupledays. I saw the profile. Why would a guy, emo as he may have been, want to kill himself when he knew so many hot, underage girls? WHY?

[Renegade]

http://vadersuicide.ytmnd.com/

[Renegade]

Also http://emoheadshot.ytmnd.com/

http://blackrockspiricide.ytmnd.com/

http://emoghostbust.ytmnd.com/

http://aerismyspacekill.ytmnd.com/

http://myspacejesussuicide.ytmnd.com/

http://dmss.ytmnd.com/

http://suicideungodly.ytmnd.com/

Edited December 4, 2005 by Renegade

[Guest Leelee]

But yeah, this was all over GameFAQs' LUE board the last coupledays.

 

Why am I not surprised you visit there.

[Sandman9000]

One my friends made:

 

http://picardmyspacesuicide.ytmnd.com/

[Ted the Poster]

The Dumbledore and Picard ones were awesome. What kind of tool does drastic shit over a girl anyway?

 

 

Oops, wrong board to say that.

[Richard]

I hope he at least took a few people out with him.

[Slayer]

The interweb is fast and brutal

[Murmuring Beast]

According to his words, Josh loved "girls who cry"; was married; was 8 feet, 11 inches tall and made $250,000 a year or more.

[Murmuring Beast]

devil z on Dec 02, 2005 at 10:25:15 said:

 

your article made me lol with its description, starting with Josh loved girls who cry. So if Joshy is dead, why is he online Myspace right now?

[Black Lushus]

I wish more MySpace people would start offing themselves...

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

His bffl or whatever she wants to call herself is hot.

[Guest Leelee]

I wish more MySpace people would start offing themselves...

 

I know. Especially your fellow soap-watching buddy!

[Black Lushus]

meanie!

[Guest Vitamin X]

Obviously the only solution to this is to shutdown Myspace.

[Black Lushus]

aren't you a MySpacer? I'm not implying anything, btw, just curious...

[Guest Vitamin X]

Nope.

 

How would that make any sense me making an anti-Myspace post if I had a profile there?

Edited December 5, 2005 by Vitamin X

[Black Lushus]

Nope.

 

How would that make any sense me making an anti-Myspace post if I had a profile there?

 

I thought you had mentioned being on MySpace before somewhere in the "show you're significant other" thread...

 

as far as "making sense" perhaps at one time you were on MySpace but have since come to hate it and want it deleted...asshole...

[Guest Vitamin X]

MY GOD HE FIGURED IT OUT

[Gary Floyd]

Here's the suicide note itself. Man, why don't kids kill themselves over heavy metal bands anymore? Todays kids are a bunch of pussies.

[Guest feelin fine 69]

I'd be funny if he was in the bathroom naked, luring the police in sexually.

[Slayer]

Real metal fans would kill other people over bands

[The Amazing Rando]

I should make Flower King of Flies my new friend.

 

 

 

Then harass that person.

[Guest guerillagenius]

I'd be funny if he was in the bathroom naked, luring the police in sexually.

 

...with a box of donuts in his hand.

[Twisted Intestine]

What a fucking waste of a life. If you're going to kill yourself, make your suicide note meaningful! Fuck! Leave a note that will make people think or something, you know, change the world? Not "so sozzzzzz <3"

 

Fuck, what an idiot.

[The Czech Republic]

So what was everyone's favorite YTMND suicide send-up? Personally I liked Hitler's (username: you BROKE my REICH), Aeris's (you BROKE my MATERIA), Jim Duggan's (you BROKE my 2x4), Darth Vader (you BROKE my EMPIRE) and the heads of the kid and his brother pasted on the Roxbury guys.