The OAO Raw Thread - Dec/5th/05

[iliketurtles]

Yes. Kick ass Tajiri.

[fisticuffs]

Tajiri is pretty funny.

[slimm44]

Tajiri shoots...well his translator helps

[Downhome]

Tajiri is a shootin'!

[JustJoe2k5]

Tajiri? He is a perverted little bastard.

[Danville_Wrestling]

Tajiri saying everything in Japanese and pointing at the translator when he was done was hilarious. Also, booking Tajiri in a match for testifying was hilarious.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

A pregnant rhino shoved up Eric's anal crevice?

[AndrewTS]

"Order in my court!"

 

Foley: 10 cheeseburgers...

[SuperJerk]

"Order in the court!"

 

"I'll have a BLT sandwich!"

 

 

edit: Damn it, ATS beat me to the joke...

Edited December 6, 2005 by Mister Jerk

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

Your Honor, permission for a ten-spot to stick in the baliff's pants.

 

Objection...weak-ass editing!

[LaParkaYourCar]

Oh great Moolah and Mae are here to save this angle....I mean ruin.

[Guest Boobie]

I wonder what the crowd reaction will be like if they follow their plan and turn Trish against Mickey.

 

Probably

[ChrisMWaters]

Umm, how smart is it for the WWE to bury their entire tag division in one swoop?

 

Since the tag division is shit anyway, it was worth doing that to those teams for that ending.

 

No it's not. They were finally building up a tag team division and then turned around and killed it. What's good about that?

 

Yeah.

 

*Remembers to WrestleMania V...when you had the following tag teams at LEAST:

 

The Twin Towers

The Rockers

The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers

The Bushwhackers

Demolition

The Powers of Pain

Strike Force

The Brain Busters

The Hart Foundation

The Honky Tonk Man & Greg "The Hammer" Valentine

[JustJoe2k5]

Randy Orton/Undertaker has a chance to be very entertaining. You know Orton will put his body on the line and take the big bump.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I'll say it again..

 

It'd be awesome if the cell was on fire for Hell in a Cell like in the promos..

[AndrewTS]

Next on Raw: Tomko vs. a 50 foot hunk of living metal.

[Danville_Wrestling]

Do we REALLY need the two lesbians on tonight? They wore out their welcome a long time ago.

[Guest Jim Ross]

It may be due to lack of knowledge of the legal system... But how is Tajiri talking about Pregnant Rhinos, or Steph showing footage of a kiss. or Mae and Moohla showing up while having virtually no interaction with Bischoff in his entire tenure going to construct a water tight case against bischoff?

 

or am i not 'getting it'

[LaParkaYourCar]

I forgot to say that last commercial break there was a commercial for a local indy fed show being headlined by.....Manny Fernandez.

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

Do we REALLY need the two lesbians on tonight? They wore out their welcome a long time ago.

 

You're a little bit late to be posting about the end of the Diva match...

[SuperJerk]

This thread's destined for the classics, fellas.

 

We're like Joel and the Bots watching Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. They're giving us prime grade-A crap to work with tonight.

[JustJoe2k5]

It may be due to lack of knowledge of the legal system... But how is Tajiri talking about Pregnant Rhinos, or Steph showing footage of a kiss. or Mae and Moohla showing up while having virtually no interaction with Bischoff in his entire tenure going to construct a water tight case against bischoff?

 

or am i not 'getting it'

 

You're not supposed to get it, that is the key to getting it.

[BorneAgain]

It may be due to lack of knowledge of the legal system... But how is Tajiri talking about Pregnant Rhinos, or Steph showing footage of a kiss. or Mae and Moohla showing up while having virtually no interaction with Bischoff in his entire tenure going to construct a water tight case against bischoff?

 

or am i not 'getting it'

Are you kidding? How do you think Roe vs. Wade was decided?

[slimm44]

It may be due to lack of knowledge of the legal system... But how is Tajiri talking about Pregnant Rhinos, or Steph showing footage of a kiss. or Mae and Moohla showing up while having virtually no interaction with Bischoff in his entire tenure going to construct a water tight case against bischoff?

 

or am i not 'getting it'

 

Well other than Moolah and Mae promoting their book and getting attacked by 3MW, you would be correct

[Guest Jim Ross]

It may be due to lack of knowledge of the legal system... But how is Tajiri talking about Pregnant Rhinos, or Steph showing footage of a kiss. or Mae and Moohla showing up while having virtually no interaction with Bischoff in his entire tenure going to construct a water tight case against bischoff?

 

or am i not 'getting it'

 

You're not supposed to get it, that is the key to getting it.

 

Now i get it

[SuperJerk]

I hope Ric Flair's lawyer is taking notes right now.

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

Bischoff and I just totally shared the same expression at Mae Young's penis comment.

[billdynamite]

I was just VERY sick

[slimm44]

Thanks for the memories that I tried to forget

[LaParkaYourCar]

Did Mae and Moolah sit out in the sun too long?