Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 IN CONTRA, THE CODE FOR 30 LIVES DOES NOT USE THE SELECT BUTTON unless you're playing with two people. Now, this wouldn't be so bad, except for she clearly stated two things: 1. It's her favorite video game. 2. She knew how to get all of [her] lives, implying single-player mode. If it's your favorite game, LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PLAY IT YOU STUPID, B-LEVEL PIECE OF SHIT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jollyminority Report post Posted December 9, 2005 if you need 30 lives to beat contra youre a pussy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 God, this burns me. There are SO MANY FUCKIGN IDIOTS who just THROW select in there for NO REASON!!! DAMMIT! I do't get it. Why? WHY do people do this? My fucking roommate does the same thing. THE SELECT BUTTON ISN'T A PART OF THE GOD DAMN KONAMI CODE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 if you need 30 lives to beat contra youre a pussy that would have been funnier had you typed "your" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 He still missed the apostrophe, but they can't all be winners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jollyminority Report post Posted December 9, 2005 apostrophe's are for stupid ass bitches, yo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Oh, FUCK. The episode of DS9 is about some "handi-capable" bitch who has an attitude problem about her disability. I hate this shit. I thought Star Trek was above this Full House kind of nonsense. Man, Spike TV is a LETDOWN today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Okay, the VGA ad with the Chili Peppers is pretty good. But is there a bigger douche in music than "Flea?" I remember a VH1 Weird AL special where "Flea" said something along the lines of "I think Weird Al's other songs are funny, but he shouldn't have parodied us because it wasn't funny." What a punk. Also, try having a real name, asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 he was great in the Back To The Future movies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Just stay away from The Price is Right. That show will really piss you off. There was some bitch today who played the Credit Card game and picked to buy a DAYBED! The nerve! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 (edited) Up up down down! Left right left right! Secret Contra Code for extra life! Up up down down! Left right left right! Secret Contra Code for extra life! B A Select Start! B A Select Start! I love Schoolyard Heroes. Too bad it was BABA in Contra. Edited December 9, 2005 by Special K Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 THERE'S NO FUCKING SELECT BUTTON IN THE KONAMI CODE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 There's also no double B A. Why don't you bitch at Contra? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Too bad it was BABA in Contra. WHAT THE HELL is with you people? UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START. No select button, no extra BA. Just put in the normal fucking code and you get 30 lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Hoff needed a Game Genie to beat Contra. Still does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Up, Down, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start. Everyone knows it. I saw it on a T-shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 I knew it. I KNEW K was gonna piss me off. Fire up Contra, I dare you, and try it without the extra BA. I guarantee you it works. Also: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/7c07/ There's your fucking shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 I'M FUCKING WITH YOU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 WELL STOP IT OR FACE MY STEEL TOED BOOT. It'd be funny if there weren't thousands of morons who have no idea what they're talking about. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER THEN SHUT UP ALREADY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Hoff's denying the Game Genie truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 PROTIP: If you stay underwater for 10 minutes in Monkey Island you can die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Hoff's denying the Game Genie truth. When I was a young lad, I refused to play the Final Fantasy games without my Game Genie, for fear of losing. However, they kept erasing my save files. I swear, I played the opening few hours of Final Fantasy II like 20 times in 1993. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 By the 19th time, you'd think Cecil would've said he wouldn't deliver the package. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Sandman said on AIM he still needs a Game Genie to beat the first SMB, so don't feel bad Hoff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Aeris had Crystal Blood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 By the 19th time, you'd think Cecil would've said he wouldn't deliver the package. Okay, smart guy: is Kain brainwashed at the start of the game, or is he just a loyal Baronian soldier? I've never been sure of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Czech told me he jerked off to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Well, who didn't? So hot, with all that...green...hair... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darthtiki 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2005 I don't think she's a natural greenhead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted December 9, 2005 Hail Rydia. The greatest RPG girl in history. Anyway, Cain was a loyal Baronian soldier. But, he was jealous of Cecil... and he mentions a couple times how Cecil is a better man than he. Plus, in the better Japanese translated version, they go more into how Cain loved Rosa. Thus, Golbeze used this weakness to draw Cain to the evil side. Or, so we're supposed to believe. Cain blows, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
