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99% of new people are gimmicks.....or at least in my mind they are.

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Newb: "Hi, I'm new"

 

"You suck."

 

"I hate you and everything you believe in."

 

Newb: "But all I said was 'hi'..."

 

"You suck."

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Guest Fook
Never introduce yourself as new. Just try to blend in

 

Even if he did that, the post count and join date under his name would give his newbness (or is it newbiness?) away.

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Newb: "Hi, I'm new"

 

"You suck."

 

"I hate you and everything you believe in."

 

Newb: "But all I said was 'hi'..."

 

"You suck."

 

hi folks, im new! im normam, i live in leicester just thought ill say hi :ph34r:

 

You suck.

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He'll just have to go through a years worth of harassment, then he'll be partially accepted.

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Maybe not, I lurked for a while, until I was ready to step up and take my beating.

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Newb: "Hi, I'm new"

 

"You suck."

 

"I hate you and everything you believe in."

 

Newb: "But all I said was 'hi'..."

 

"You suck."

 

Don't blame us, he's the one that sucks.

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics

What he should do is go back in time and join up in 2002.

Then when he posts, people might not recognise the name and think he's new, but not hassle him much cos they see the old join date.

 

Simple as that.

I only really joined last week, but used my delorian to make it look like i joined 3 and a half years ago.

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Newb: "Hi, I'm new"

 

"You suck."

 

"I hate you and everything you believe in."

 

Newb: "But all I said was 'hi'..."

 

"You suck."

Don't blame us, he's the one that sucks.

Thanks bigolbolton

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Guest Vitamin X
Maybe not, I lurked for a while, until I was ready to step up and take my beating.

 

To be fair, you really did suck for that first year or so. Most of us do though, however noone will admit it.

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Guest Leelee

I like how Vitamin X is the deciding factor if posters are good, or not.

 

Because the quality of his posts in Sports are very high.

 

Lushus already touched on this, and I don't think anymore is necessary.

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Maybe not, I lurked for a while, until I was ready to step up and take my beating.

 

To be fair, you really did suck for that first year or so. Most of us do though, however noone will admit it.

Yeah, you've gotta pay your dues and I'm probably a good example of that.

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I like how Vitamin X is the deciding factor if posters are good, or not.

 

Thanks, me too!

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hi folks, im new! im normam, i live in leicester just thought ill say hi :ph34r:

 

How come you only posted one thing so far? You don't like this forum? You don't like us? Huh, huh, do ya, do ya? You suck!......No in all seriousness, spam like a bitch like Leelee and get your post count up to around the 800 and you are accepted...I think....

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Guest cosbywasmurdered
It's a committee.

 

 

No one is supposed to know about the Commitee!

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I'm far from done, when it comes to sucking it up.

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He'll just have to go through a years worth of harassment, then he'll be partially accepted.

 

Back in my day, we just called that hazing, and everything was fine. Until CWM accidentally killed a n00b and Dames cracked down on that kind of stuff. Now, you can't even force a new pledge/poster to spell-check his stuff without some kind of backlash from the mod staff.

 

Also, back in my day, we walked ten miles both ways to post. Uphill. In the snow. Though in Dave's day, you had to fight dinosaurs as well.

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Back in my day we didn't have fancy ketchup, we had to make it in the backyard out of possum tails, only we just called it blood.

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Back in my day we didn't have fancy ketchup, we had to make it in the backyard out of possum tails, only we just called it blood.

 

 

.....

 

Looks like that's another month in the "poster education process."

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I just don't want to be sent down to the OVW of forums. AKA the pit.

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I really wish people would stop judging the Pit based on Leena, Mike and LessonInMachismo...I'd like to see that place flourish as an alternative to over here on the slower days, I wish more of you would come over and stick around, do some contributing rather than simply consider it TSM's dumping grounds and never return there.

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He'll just have to go through a years worth of harassment, then he'll be partially accepted.

 

Back in my day, we just called that hazing, and everything was fine. Until CWM accidentally killed a n00b and Dames cracked down on that kind of stuff. Now, you can't even force a new pledge/poster to spell-check his stuff without some kind of backlash from the mod staff.

 

Also, back in my day, we walked ten miles both ways to post. Uphill. In the snow. Though in Dave's day, you had to fight dinosaurs as well.

 

 

Yes...accidently.

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