Sideburnious Posted December 14, 2005 Report Posted December 14, 2005 28)clearly has a big dick due to racial profiling.
Matt Young Posted December 14, 2005 Report Posted December 14, 2005 29. Also likes to steal, drink 40's, fuck white women, smoke pot, shoot people, and HATES mayonnaise.
Black Lushus Posted December 14, 2005 Report Posted December 14, 2005 30. doesn't steal, hates 40s because he can never drinkt hem fast enough before they get warm, does fuck white women (well ONE white woman, currently), hasn't smoked pot in years, never shot AT someone, really REALLY hates mayonnaise
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted December 14, 2005 Report Posted December 14, 2005 29. Also likes to steal, drink 40's, fuck white women, smoke pot, shoot people, and HATES mayonnaise. Does this mean I'm black as well?
Matt Young Posted December 14, 2005 Report Posted December 14, 2005 30. doesn't steal, hates 40s because he can never drinkt hem fast enough before they get warm, does fuck white women (well ONE white woman, currently), hasn't smoked pot in years, never shot AT someone, really REALLY hates mayonnaise I really hope you weren't taking me seriously. As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average.
Sideburnious Posted December 14, 2005 Report Posted December 14, 2005 29. Also likes to steal, drink 40's, fuck white women, smoke pot, shoot people, and HATES mayonnaise. Does this mean I'm black as well? Naw, that means you don't come from central/mainland Europe. I swear to god those bastard have mayonaise on everything.
nl5xsk1 Posted December 14, 2005 Report Posted December 14, 2005 As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, it's a marathon, not a sprint. Drink slower.
Black Lushus Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 30. doesn't steal, hates 40s because he can never drinkt hem fast enough before they get warm, does fuck white women (well ONE white woman, currently), hasn't smoked pot in years, never shot AT someone, really REALLY hates mayonnaise I really hope you weren't taking me seriously. As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, I haven't taken anything in this thread seriously, amigo...
Carnival Posted December 15, 2005 Author Report Posted December 15, 2005 So, I don't seriously love you? I'm confused.
Matt Young Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, it's a marathon, not a sprint. Drink slower. But the faster you drink, the faster you get drunk. If I drink quickly, I get drunk off less beer.
Carnival Posted December 15, 2005 Author Report Posted December 15, 2005 As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, it's a marathon, not a sprint. Drink slower. But the faster you drink, the faster you get drunk. If I drink quickly, I get drunk off less beer. Spoken like a true asshole.
Art Sandusky Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 Okay, I'm an asshole too then. When I drink, it's all done in one rush of booze. I don't spend an evening drinking, more like fifteen minutes of drinking followed by an evening of being drunk.
Special K Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 I can down a 40 in one go. That's only for show, however.
Black Lushus Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 I start drinking at like 4pm, head to the club at 9pm, done drinking by 10pm, drunk all night long...
Special K Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 You, know, even if you chug a 40 straight down, the last two inches still taste terrible.
nl5xsk1 Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, it's a marathon, not a sprint. Drink slower. But the faster you drink, the faster you get drunk. If I drink quickly, I get drunk off less beer. If you're drinking to get drunk, though, why drink beer? Liquor is quicker. And why would you be racing to get drunk? The journey is as much fun as the destination.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 I'm in the same boat. I drink fast, but mostly because I cannot stand the taste of alcohol. Before someone asks the question of why I drink then, it's clearly to get drunk... that part I like.
Nighthawk Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 Some alcohol tastes good. Jager tastes like licorice. I also like cranberry or green apple vodka.
Vyce Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 Let's get this straight - alcohol, which is to say, liquor, tastes good. Vodka, rum, even a nice whiskey, etc. Beer is what tastes like piss.
Black Lushus Posted December 15, 2005 Report Posted December 15, 2005 where has This Thread Is Ghey been at lately? I miss "they're not real but they're mine" girl or whatever she's saying...
Art Sandusky Posted December 22, 2005 Report Posted December 22, 2005 And you wonder why I fucked with your post count and subtitle.
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