Dixie Carter is

[nl5xsk1 0]

I was going to fire back and defend myself, but I remembered that I was the one that said that I dug your screwed-up snaggle-teeth. So I guess that you're right.

 

Guys, Leena's right: if you agree with my definitions of hot, you're wrong.

[Black Lushus 0]

I was going to fire back and defend myself, but I remembered that I was the one that said that I dug your screwed-up snaggle-teeth. So I guess that you're right.

 

Guys, Leena's right: if you agree with my definitions of hot, you're wrong.

 

uhmmm I like a lot of the suicide girls, just like you...

[Guest Leelee]

I was going to fire back and defend myself, but I remembered that I was the one that said that I dug your screwed-up snaggle-teeth. So I guess that you're right.

 

Hey, now. Play nice. Besides, I only had one snaggletooth, and it's gone now, anyway.

 

uhmmm I like a lot of the suicide girls, just like you...

 

You're not helping.

[dubq 0]

Goth gets a bad name from the people that act that way.

 

Goth gets a bad name from.. goths/themselves. I've been around enough of them, for the past 7 years or so, to know. I mean, really, you know it's sad when your club clothes are also your everyday clothes. "Oh, I guess I will wear my PVC pants to work today."

Edited December 20, 2005 by vivisectvi

[Carnival 0]

goth kids are emo kids only with a tough outter shell.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Emo with a dark and bleak candy coating.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I was going to fire back and defend myself, but I remembered that I was the one that said that I dug your screwed-up snaggle-teeth. So I guess that you're right.

 

Hey, now. Play nice. Besides, I only had one snaggletooth, and it's gone now, anyway.

 

uhmmm I like a lot of the suicide girls, just like you...

 

You're not helping.

Sorry, Leena,I wasn't trying to be not-nice ... I probably should have worded my post differently though. But my intention still stands: I did dig the snaggletooth, so maybe you were right when you said that my tastes are fucked up. (on a side note, the eye-candy that I work with is getting her teeth fixed, which makes me sad. I'll get to enjoy the braces-era, but it's sad to think that when that era is over, her smile will be <shudder> normal.)

 

And, vivi, I don't think all goths are that lame. Some are (fuck, A LOT are) but most of the people that are accused of being goths really aren't that gothic. You seem to have gotten stuck with a bunch of "Hot Topix Goths". In my mind, if you buy your goth-wear at a mall, you're not that goth.

[Carnival 0]

Girls w/braces = hot

 

as long as they are "of age"

[nl5xsk1 0]

Girls w/braces = hot

 

as long as they are "of age"

Agreed.

 

The aforementioned eye-candy is like 25 or so. She's most assuredly of age.

[Black Lushus 0]

R. Kelly thought that too before he went in...

[Guest Tuxedo Mask]

I always thought that the pure hearted maiden known as Dixie Carter was an old woman that sold tickets to TNA events. Perhaps I am confused with another character.

[Guest wildpegasus]

How do you guys ever go on dates or get a girlfriend or get married?

Well, how do you? Oh yeah, nevermind.

 

You're jealous because I'm better looking than you.

 

 

A man obsessed with Astro Boy can't give relationship advice.

 

Why not? Are you saying that the millions of Astroboy fans in Japan can't give advice on relationships? I guess nobody over there has ever had a relationship before. Hmm, I wonder how they reproduce.

 

Maybe if you ever stopped to watch the show you would realise how thought provoking it is and how it makes you not only a better person but a smarter person as well. More than smart enough to give relationship advice.

 

 

Yeah, fuck. WP is definitely the one to judge in this scenario.

 

I can judge beauty. In fact, because I'm an exercise addict it has helped up my obsession with doing so. Just because you've been lonely your whole life doesn't mean you can't judge the beauty of the female form. In fact, being lonely actually makes you a better judge because you're always looking.

"I have no room to insult others"-type topics you've started in LSD alone:

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=72448

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=72661

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=71977

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=73841 << "Kissing FAQ - in case that time ever comes."

And from the first post...

I know the hand technique where you kiss the bottom part of your thumb. I've practised this many times but I don't know if it's a truly good technique or not. Does anyone have experience with that one?

...the hell?

 

The thought of not having my foreskin is very unappealing to me (although not as bad as the time my father told me when I was a kid that I'd have to cut my penis off midway with a knife because it just keeps on growing; I was kind of scared that I'd step on it since it was supposed on the dirt road behind where we lived but that's a story for another day) so I'm glad I have it.

 

What's so hot about this picture is what the pose and the pulling down of the skirt represents. A good honest' date=' innocent, unknowing woman discovering her natural, naughty sexual side for the first time ever. Two sides of her personality conflicting against each other. Which side will win? If only I were there to help her out.[/quote']

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=65101

 

Use the thumb technique, young Pegasus!

 

I don't consider Astroboy anime. It is like Star Trek TOS. It is above any live action, CGI or any other animated show. It's his own medium that exists in its own vacumn which was taped exactly how it happened in alternate dimension #5. Whatever you see really happened. This isn't some wimpy made up fiction show that pollutes the airwaves in this dimension.

 

And that only took a few minutes. I'd probably hit the character limit if I posted all the indicators you've given us that you're an utterly inept sociopath whose true depths of pathos would render the entire Oxford English Dictionary commission completely speechless. As a final tidbit, your not-even-in-the-same-galaxy theory on sex:

 

It's simple actually. Humans are put on the earth to reproduce. Everybody wants to find that special someone to reproduce with. When we do this females tend to look for the best mate that will give the best offspring. Women like strong, powerful rich men. Men like women who are healthy, nice looking and have a waist to hip ratio of about a .72

 

To reproduce in the most effecient way possable it's best to have intercourse with more than one female at a time. That way you save time and energy and produce the most babies possable. We all know males love threesomes. A lot of it of comes from natural urges but what some might not know is that it's natural at least in WP's mind for women to have threesomes all the time. Women are always more likely to give each other hugs, hold hands, tell each other how pretty they look -- all sorts of stuff like that. They're also not afraid to kiss each other or be close.

The reason is because it's natural for them to do so since. Men don't tend to be like that because we don't need to have another guy in our threesomes since it would ruin his chances at reproducing. Women though can cuddle and be close so it won't feel awkard when they themselves are in a threesome with another female.

Think about it. It makes perfect sense. There has to be a natural tendacy for women to be close otherwise males could not spread their seed as efficiently as possable. Life's grand, isn't it?

 

WAIST TO HIP RATIO.

 

I don't know what to say besides the fact that I'm completely flattered and honoured that you took all that time to find that stuff about little ol' me. I must have a very powerful impact on your life.

 

The waist to hip ratio is a sceintific fact. In fact, men have one too and I'm proud to say that I measure up exactly with that ratio. Yes, I did measure myself in case anyone's wondering.

 

Yeah, that's why I put it in quotation marks, because it isn't really goth, but people would say it is.

 

But yeah, that's the type of girl I'm most attracted to. Which brings us back to everyone has their own taste, and one man's ugly is another man's hot.

 

So pegasus, yes myself and many other people on this board can get hotter girls than Dixie, in our own views

 

I'm not saying that people can't get hotter girls than Dixie. All I'm saying is that the percentage of females on this planet who are hotter than Dixie is very, very low and if you only try to find women hotter than Dixie you're going to make things very hard on yourself.

 

And a curiosity question for you, is your ex still single? And does she know you're putting her picture on the worldwide web?

Since you're still friends with her, can you put in a good word for me?

 

 

Is wildpegasus the dude who jerked off on his way home from the strip club? I couldn't do that even if I wanted to. If I'm doing one-handed driving, I have to use my right one.

 

Yes, and driving in the blinding rain at 2 OClock in the morning going 150km/h at times and passing everything in sight (because I was afraid mommy might get mad at me). I was driving with one finger as well. The reckless driving is something I'm not proud of and I don't reccomend it to anyone. I was glad no policemen pulled me over as it would've been a messy situation though I was kind of hoping a policewomen would. I guess all of this was just a desperate cry for help. Hey, at least I'm man enough to admit all this.

 

 

thank you, Kotz...now where the hell were you when I was trying to explain to WP how fucking weird he was getting?!?!

 

I don't know. I don't really think I'm weird at all though I am perhaps a little different. I'm just a shy, lonely guy. That's all. Anyone here is probably as "weird as WP". They just don't choose to tell some of their stories. I know I haven't written a lot of stories that would make people think I jumped off the dead end. I do got somewhat of a reputation to keep you know. Whatever's left of it! Lol!

 

And I'm glad to see that my influence on the board is setting. I wasn't the first person to post pictures of Alizee on the board as she has been used in avatar(s?) before. However, she hasn't been on the board for awhile until I posted some pics and reccomended her as the sexiest singer/dancer alive. Black Lushus -- you are apparantly becoming me. They say people (though I'm not a complete believer in this at all) hate external things because they have that very quality in themselves. Now I know you don't hate me but you have lashed out a little bit at me (all in good fun) calling me basically "out there". Maybe it's because you see in me what's in yourself and that scares you. Basically in a lot of ways you are me and this avator you have of Alizee is seemingly a confirmation of that very fact. Instead of "lashing out" we should be best buds and take on this world together. We'll be unseperable like Batman and Robin. Of course, I'll be Batman.

[The Niggardly King 0]

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[Twisted Intestine 0]

Yeah, that's why I put it in quotation marks, because it isn't really goth, but people would say it is.

 

But yeah, that's the type of girl I'm most attracted to. Which brings us back to everyone has their own taste, and one man's ugly is another man's hot.

 

So pegasus, yes myself and many other people on this board can get hotter girls than Dixie, in our own views

 

And a curiosity question for you, is your ex still single? And does she know you're putting her picture on the worldwide web?

Since you're still friends with her, can you put in a good word for me?

 

No, she isn't. I didn't ask her permission to -- but she has one of those internet blog things with pictures, so it's not like stalkers couldn't have found her over the net anyways. Plus.. I think she likes dating people who live in her area, not having internet relationships.

[dubq 0]

goth kids are emo kids only with a tough outter shell.

 

LMAO, you're giving them way too much credit.

[Guest]

I'm not saying that people can't get hotter girls than Dixie. All I'm saying is that the percentage of females on this planet who are hotter than Dixie is very, very low and if you only try to find women hotter than Dixie you're going to make things very hard on yourself.

1 thing.

 

I see hotter at least 500 times a day.

[UZI Suicide 0]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? She's a good looking older woman, but that's about it. You can walk into just about any mall in the United States on any given day and find at LEAST 50 chicks hotter then her.

 

Are you guys just creaming over her because she's good looking and runs a wrestling company?

[Guest]

The problem with WP is that he lives in the extreme northeast area of Canada. It's not exactly Southern California, so it's much more difficult of an idea for him to grasp.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Dude. I live in Northern Ontario, and even I don't think she's "hot".

[Guest]

That's not Nova Scotia or Newfoundland, which is where I think he lives. That's the middle of nowhere.

[Guest wildpegasus]

That's not Nova Scotia or Newfoundland, which is where I think he lives. That's the middle of nowhere.

 

Nova Scotia.

 

I kind of live in the middle of nowhere but I do get to see hot women all the time thanks to the university and the gym which is "part of the university". Stupid Curves is taking away too many women though.

[Vyce 0]

While it may be true that in our daily lives we all encounter at least a few women who are hotter than Dixie, I firmly believe that

 

1) Twizted's chick is NOT hotter than Dixie (sorry), and furthermore,

 

2) Twizted's girl doesn't even really look that goth.

 

Dixie's hot in a MILF sort of way. I'd tax it.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? She's a good looking older woman, but that's about it. You can walk into just about any mall in the United States on any given day and find at LEAST 50 chicks hotter then her...

Not in Hampton, Virginia, you can't. Or Silverdale, Washington. Or Mililani, Hawaii. Or Charleston, South Carolina...

 

Dixie Carter is far from the hottest woman that I've ever seen, but she's quite attractive, and maybe I'm just prematurely old, but I don't need to qualify that statement with any "for an older woman" bullshit. I don't know about that other comment, though; I personally have yet to meet fifty women that look hotter than Dixie Carter. Maybe I just know a lot of ugly women...

[Twisted Intestine 0]

While it may be true that in our daily lives we all encounter at least a few women who are hotter than Dixie, I firmly believe that

 

1) Twizted's chick is NOT hotter than Dixie (sorry), and furthermore,

 

2) Twizted's girl doesn't even really look that goth.

 

Dixie's hot in a MILF sort of way. I'd tax it.

 

Yeah man, personal preference. That's the point I was trying to get at. I think it's already been established that she's not goth. But let's make fun of gothic people anyways, because whatever category we can be thrown into is so much better.

 

People are people. Judge the people personally, not by what stereotype you think/they try to belong to.

 

But what do I know, I'm a fan of Dashboard. I must go slit my wrists now, cause that's what us emus do.

[UZI Suicide 0]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? She's a good looking older woman, but that's about it. You can walk into just about any mall in the United States on any given day and find at LEAST 50 chicks hotter then her...

Not in Hampton, Virginia, you can't. Or Silverdale, Washington. Or Mililani, Hawaii. Or Charleston, South Carolina...

 

Dixie Carter is far from the hottest woman that I've ever seen, but she's quite attractive, and maybe I'm just prematurely old, but I don't need to qualify that statement with any "for an older woman" bullshit. I don't know about that other comment, though; I personally have yet to meet fifty women that look hotter than Dixie Carter. Maybe I just know a lot of ugly women...

 

Well there's your answer.

[Black Lushus 0]

And I'm glad to see that my influence on the board is setting. I wasn't the first person to post pictures of Alizee on the board as she has been used in avatar(s?) before. However, she hasn't been on the board for awhile until I posted some pics and reccomended her as the sexiest singer/dancer alive. Black Lushus -- you are apparantly becoming me. They say people (though I'm not a complete believer in this at all) hate external things because they have that very quality in themselves. Now I know you don't hate me but you have lashed out a little bit at me (all in good fun) calling me basically "out there". Maybe it's because you see in me what's in yourself and that scares you. Basically in a lot of ways you are me and this avator you have of Alizee is seemingly a confirmation of that very fact. Instead of "lashing out" we should be best buds and take on this world together. We'll be unseperable like Batman and Robin. Of course, I'll be Batman.

 

you goon, someone at the Pit mentioned Alizee, I never noticed her before that...I googled her and found this avatar, it met my satisfaction and I used it...nice try.

 

oh and the schtick about "this guy makes fun of you because he really is like you" is a retarded cop out used by psychologists and talk show hosts out of pure laziness and unwillingness to actually research a person...I have never been in any of your weird situations...I find you to be a strange man, that's all...period...the end.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Plus, Batman would know how to use the "quote" feature.

[Guest Leelee]

Dixie's hot in a MILF sort of way.

 

Yes. She's a hot MILF. That's it. When I reach 40, I'd have no complaints if I looked like her.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I've seen plenty of women hotter than Dixie, but they're all mostly young. For her age Dixie is quite nice, but I have even seen better for an older woman. Not celebrities, but people I know from around here and no I don't have pics to post sorry.

[Black Lushus 0]

her money makes her hotter than all of them!