King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 HERE IT IS~! Voting begins as of right now and ends in one week, on December 27th at...some time, I suck with time difference. So, get those votes in quick. Any OAOAST writer, past or present, or for that matter anyone who's a regular reader/lurker is eligible to vote. Try to name the PM aprropriately so I know what it is, please. Winners will be notified on Dec 27th/28th and speeches will be 'requested' for certain categories. If we get no speech, then I'll end up writing it probably, so whatever. And speeches will be needed BY JANUARY 1ST! So if writing between the 27th-31st is a problem, then you might want to contemplate doing what all pompous actors do and preparing a speech now. And without further ado, the nominations are... --CHARACTER AWARDS-- -MALE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- Alfdogg Axel Drek Stone Hoff Leon Rodez Zack Malibu -FEMALE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- Alix Maria Spezia Ashley Street Brodie Lewis Crystal Jenny Adams Krista Isadora Duncan -MOST UNDERRATED WRESTLER- Brock Ausstin Johnny Jax Krista Isadora Duncan Peter Knight Scotty Static Tha Puerto Rican -ROOKIE OF THE YEAR- Bohemoth Christian Wright Jay Richards The Sk8ter Boiz The Sooner Bruisers -BEST BABYFACE- Alfdogg Axel Hoff Leon Rodez Panther Zack Malibu -BEST HEEL- Crystal Black T Drek Stone Stephen Joseph Tha Puerto Rican The Global Party Exchange -TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR- Black T Chicks Over Dicks The Global Party Exchange The New, New Midnight Express The Sk8ter Boiz The Usual Suspects -STABLE OF THE YEAR- C.S.I The Lightning Crew The Original Elite The Upstarts -MOST ENTERTAINING CHARACTER- Alix Maria Spezia Christian Wright Jivin' JR Leon Rodez "Narcissistic" Ned Blanchard The 70's Dude -FEUD OF THE YEAR- Alfdogg vs. C.S.I/S.H.I Axel vs. Hoff Black T vs. Zack Malibu Chicks Over Dicks vs. New, New Midnight Express Christian Wright vs. Leon Rodez OAOAST Originals vs. The Upstarts -PPV MATCH OF THE YEAR- CLIMAX: Axel vs. Ragdoll (Las Vegas Deathmatch, HI-YAH Title) ANGLEPALOOZA Drek Stone vs. AJ Flaire (I Quit Match, World Heavyweight Title) ANGLEMANIA IV: Drek Stone vs. Hoff (World Heavyweight Title) LICENSE TO PIN: Peter Knight vs. Leon Rodez vs. Christian Wright vs. Jay Richards (Ultimate X Match, X-Division Title) BATTLEBOWL: The BattleBowl Match ANGLESLAM: Hoff vs. Axel (World Heavyweight Title) WORLD WITHOUT END: Stephen Joseph vs. Peter Knight vs. Dan Black vs. Tony Brannigan (Fatal Fourway Match, World Heavyweight Title) NOVEMBER REIGN: Torneo Cibernetica -FREE TV MATCH OF THE YEAR- HD, 3/10: The NNMX & Black T vs. The GPX & COD HD, 7/21: Hoff vs. Some Guy (#1 Contendership Match) HD, 9/8: The Sk8ter Boiz vs. Black T vs. The GPX vs. The Usual Suspects (Tables, Ladders and Chairs, World Tag Team Titles) HD 10/27: The Usual Suspects and The Parka vs. The GPX and Christian Wright HD, 11/24: Sooner Bruisers, Sk8er Boiz, Heavenly Rockers, Love Doctors, & Los Diablos de Fuego vs New New Midnight Express, Team Heyross, South Central Militia, Hell's Hitmen, & Los Conquistadores (Survivor Series Rules Match) HD, 11/24: Stephen Joseph vs. Alfdogg vs. Zack Malibu (World Heavyweight Title) -BEST COMEDY MATCH OF THE YEAR- HD 1/6: The Frankensteiners vs. The Sk8ter Boiz HD 2/17: Drek Stone vs. Leon Rodez vs. The Mad Cappa vs. Alix Maria Spezia (Run For The Gold, World Heavyweight Title) LIVING ANGLELOUSLY: Leon Rodez vs. The 70's Dude (Last Man Dancing Match, X-Division Title) HD, 5/19: Alfdogg vs. The 70's Dude (Falls Count Anywhere at the Indiana State Fair X-Division Title) HD 5/19: Hoff vs. Axel HD, 7/14: Alfdogg vs. Some Guy (Falls Count Anywhere Mall of America Madness, Heartland Title) -BEST PPV EVENT- AnglePalooza 2005 AngleMania IV Living Anglelously AngleSlam 2005 November Reign Climax (2005) -MOST ENTERTAINING SEGMENT- Alix gets a 'taste' of Dan Black's manhood (HeldDOWN~!, January 20th) Black T turn on Zack Malibu (HeldDOWN~!, March 3rd) CRAZY VAMPIRE~! (HeldDOWN~!, May 5th) The Love Shack feat. Chicks Over Dicks (HeldDOWN~!, December 1st) Weekend At Neddy's (HeldDOWN~!, April 21st) -ROMANCE OF THE YEAR- Alix Maria Spezia and Leon Rodez Candie and Zack Malibu Crystal and Axel Holly-Wood and Ned Blanchard -MOST WELCOME RETURN- Alfdogg Chicks Over Dicks Crystal Peter Knight Tha Puerto Rican The Parka -BEST FEEL-GOOD MOMENT- Axel wins the World Championship at AngleMania IV Hoff wins the World Championship at AngleSlam Leon Rodez's revenge, School's Out Sandman 9000 returns, HeldDOWN~! 11/24 The Parka defeats Vitamin X, AngleSlam The Sk8ter Boiz shock the world, HeldDOWN~! 5/29 -BEST TITLE REIGN- Alfdogg, Heartland Championship (Jun 30th-Oct 30th) Ashley Street, Women's Championship (Sep 1st-CURRENT) Drek Stone, World Heavyweight Championship (Jan 1st-Apr 3rd) Leon Rodez, X-Division Championship (Jan 1st-Apr 25th) Tha Puerto Rican, 24/7 Championship (Apr 7th-CURRENT) The Usual Suspects, World Tag Team Championship (Sep 8th-CURRENT) --WRITER AWARDS-- -BEST OVERALL WRITER- Alfdogg Hoff King Cucaracha NYU Patty O'Green Zack Malibu -BEST MATCH WRITER- King Cucaracha NYU Pheonix Fury Legdrop Zack Malibu -BEST PROMO WRITER- King Cucaracha Patty O'Green Tony149 Zack Malibu -MOST UNDERVALUED WRITER- Alfdogg KingPK LPYC Mystery Eskimo PRL Tony149 -BIGGEST BASTARD OF AN IDIOT AWARD- Failed Mascot Hoff Failed Mascot NYUntouchable NYUntouchable Hoff (Stephen Joseph Popick) -BEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE FED- Alfdogg KingPK Papacita Patty O'Green Zack Malibu --FALL OF HAIM NOMINEES-- WRITE-IN VOTE 2 votes from each voter. Vote based on contributions to the fed, both on and off 'screen', longevity and whatever other crap you want. But don't vote for these suckas! CURRENT FALL OF HAIMERS Stephen Joseph Tony the Body CWM Some Guy AngleSault Caboose Zack Malibu Blurricane Mystery Eskimo The Superstar Sandman9000 Calvin Szechstein Ragdoll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2005 Winners will be notified on Dec 27th/28th I'm going to be on vacation these days, just so you guys know. I'll be out of town the 23rd-28th, to be exact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2005 (edited) Just so people are aware or were wondering, there's no reason why you can't vote for yourself. I know you're all egotistical marks deep down inside. But, so things are fair, if there's a tie then any votes made by people for themselves will be taken off in that category. EDIT: Also, Alf, so long as you'll be back on the 28th, you should be okay for time to write, should you win anything. If not, I'll at least try to send something to you to okay and/or edit. Edited December 21, 2005 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2005 (yeah I said it) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2005 I vote for myself in every catagory that has me in it. I don't care about any of the others. Oh, and I got snubbed because The Last Man Standing match between The 70s Dude and Calvin got absolutely no recognition here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 oh, I also vote for Alf when it comes to that Fall of Haim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 Well how about putting that on your fucking ballot then? Don't just post random shit here, actually do a ballot and do something productive, or is that too hard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 that takes too much effort. Do up my ballot for me the way I want it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 Okay, I'll admit, that got a chuckle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 Everybody vote for me for the "Biggest Bastard of an Idiot" award. Hoff's too nice and FM is past his prime. I'm the obvious choice and I know you will all agree. And while I'm disliked by certain people here, you should still at least take the award itself into consideration before immediately excluding Hoff or myself. Even if neither of us were involved the entire year, it doesn't exclude the quality of the stuff we DID put out while we were still involved. I think it would be a shame if people just passed the two of us without giving it a second thought. Think before casting your obvious Alfdogg vote for every category. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 Everybody vote for me for the "Biggest Bastard of an Idiot" award. Hoff's too nice and FM is past his prime. I'm the obvious choice and I know you will all agree. And while I'm disliked by certain people here, you should still at least take the award itself into consideration before immediately excluding Hoff or myself. Even if neither of us were involved the entire year, it doesn't exclude the quality of the stuff we DID put out while we were still involved. I think it would be a shame if people just passed the two of us without giving it a second thought. Think before casting your obvious Alfdogg vote for every category. I think you're a couple of days too late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 I voted for Alfdogg too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 I just want my stuff voted for to get self-gratification. I don't care if you people like it, just vote for it. Those feelings also prove why I have not jumped the shark and remain the Biggest Bastard of an Idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 A big thumbs up for Patty for amusing me greatly, as per ever, with the ballot. Kudoses are yours! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2005 Thank you all for your votes...more than I expected, so kudos for actually paying attention everyone. Votes are being tabulated as we speak and hopefully I'll be able to let everyone know by the end of the day if they've won anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2005 *waits like a kid at Christmas* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2005 This must mean I didnt win. YES I AM NOT A BASTARD WOOHOO!! (this year) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2005 It's not the end of the day yet SJ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2005 dammiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2005 Please count my votes even though they're not in PM form. Not being willing to follow the real rules for voting makes me an even bigger bastard of an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2005 Come on, KC. Don't be all disappointing me now. I want to see that "Biggest Bastard of an Idiot" award in my mailbox soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2005 There's only one possible explanation: Alf won everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted December 29, 2005 everyone wrote in "Mario Logan and the Dungeon of Doom" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2005 Do we still make Alf-draws-flies jokes or have we passed that phase? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2005 I think we're past it. That is, unless Alf wins the major belt again, then they might come back again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2005 Sorry, my computer decided to go kaput so I lost net access for a day. You're lucky it was that short, apparantly. Anyway, I'm rushing through PMs right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 so when is this whole thing being posted? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 I'm pretty sure it's going to be on the New Year's Special, assuming PK gets speeches and whatever else to him in time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 When is the New Year's Special? Tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 If I don't get any more speeches or anything, I'll put it up right now because this NE/Miami game is boring me to tears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
