PROMO: Lazy Day at the Office

[Guest Ghost Machine]

It’s 4:45 PM on the Tuesday between Christmas and New Year’s. “Why,” sighs the random SWF desk jockey whose name and relevant details are not important to the advancement of this promo, “oh why am I still here?”

 

Suddenly, he or she hears a knock at the door.

 

Knock knock knock.

 

Told ya.

 

“Who’s there?” he or she asks.

 

“UPS,” comes the response.

 

“We’re not expecting a delivery.”

 

“Yes you are,” the UPS driver shouts.

 

“Oh, that’s right, we are,” says the cubicle worker. “Come in.”

 

The UPS driver wheels in a dolly, on which is a crate roughly the size and shape of a refrigerator. The box is labeled “FRAGILE; NOT A REFRIGERATOR.”

 

“What’s that?” asks the SWF employee.

 

“Looks like a refrigerator to me. Sign here.”

 

The SWF employee signs his or her name and hands the UPS man a hearty tip of $20 for a job well done over the previous year. Then, as the UPS driver walks away, the SWF employee takes a crowbar that he or she handily keeps at his or her desk and begins to pry the front of the crate off.

 

Suddenly, he or she steps back, aghast with horror and confusion.

 

“But… but… but… you were supposed to be….

 

DEAD!

 

Or, depending on whether or not you were a robot…

 

SOLD FOR SCRAP METAL!”

 

Immediately, the employee faints, and the camera conveniently fades out before we can see who or what is in the crate.

 

The End?

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

This would have been a lot more suspenseful if your SN wasn't Ghost Machine.

 

I shall, nevertheless, be interested in seeing where you go with this...

[Ace309 0]

... what the hell was that?

[Hank Kingsley 0]

That was a stroke of genius.

[Bruce Blank 0]

hmmm real Ghost Machine??

 

or Ghost Machine Longhorn (A.K.A. XP 2006) - now with even more lethal "Blue Screen of Death"!!

[Guest OKCoyote]

I am not wrestling a refrigerator.

 

That is all.

[JJ Johnson 0]

You'll wrestle that refrigerator, and you'll make it look like a million bucks while you're at it.

 

 

Any less than ***1/2, and we'll be having a discussion.

[Toxxic 0]

Is it possible to get a ***1/2 match out of Ghost Machine? I've heard the memory keeps crashing.

[JHawk 0]

A couple of guys got some pretty good comedy matches out of it. And he got what, three title shots? Not bad for someone/thing that may or may not be human.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I am highly amused by this. And considering I'm the guy that killed him, I am worried.

[Bruce Blank 0]

Ah just hit him with the Ctrl+Alt+Del and he'll keep repeating his entrance *thumbs up*

[zyon 0]

Ghost Machine can wrestle a *** match with both arms tied behind his back while being low on battery.

 

And don't even get me started on his in ring promos. The man who may or may not be a machine inhales charisma.

 

And I really don't need to say this, but

 

Ghost Machine>You...unless that "you" is Blazenwing.

[Toxxic 0]

inhales charisma?

[zyon 0]

He's Ghost Machine he can do whatever he wanted including the ability to inhale charisma.

 

That and I heard the phrase on a radio show and found it funny even though it didn't make much sense.

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

Is this anything like the Patriots and the Diet Pepsi machine they drafted?

[Guest bennerisbetter]

This had better stop.