Guest The 7 Word Bandit Report post Posted January 1, 2006 regular girls, I can ignore the penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 What's with all the volume shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 All of my friends, save one, are apparently sick. More likely, they hate me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Considering I've got to go to work tomorrow.. Nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 I'm getting the flu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Unpacked after returning from my holiday trip That was it, really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 You curmudgeon, you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Went out and partied. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 went out and partied aswell. My friend Trent got punched in the face, then the dude took off real fast in his car, so nobody could kill him. Then the 2 hot girls at the party, who were seemingly into me, had boyfriends. But other than that it was cool. abowen33 was there, i would have beat his ass, if I only had some sort of weapon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 UsetheCarnivalUh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 had great fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 I still have champagne in my hair. It makes good hair gel. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Actually, it's spelled s-e-m-e-n. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 All I can taste is tequila. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Eh, it'll be a "last hurrah" of sorts. I'm cutting back in 2006. I've been drinking far too much since turning 21 in July, and it's affecting me. You're such a liar. No, really. Once a week, no more. It's been really hurting me lately. I have no desire to end up like my dad, or Melissa's dad, drinking a case of beer daily and generally being an asshole to everyone. They also both drive around with coolers next to their seats. Fuck that... I'm better than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) Eh, it'll be a "last hurrah" of sorts. I'm cutting back in 2006. I've been drinking far too much since turning 21 in July, and it's affecting me. You're such a liar. No, really. Once a week, no more. It's been really hurting me lately. About time. I heard your liver was sighted outside Orem, Utah. by the way: Edited January 2, 2006 by The Czech Republic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mr. teh awesome Report post Posted January 2, 2006 the first words i said this year were "gay sex" i made a point of it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 That biker dude is wearing Mikey Whipwreck's shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 If you're going to wear those shirts, leave them unbuttoned and wear them with shorts. That's the best way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 That's the worst way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 You're outta your tree. That's the hip redneck look. Of course, it should be over a bare chest, not a t-shirt, to clarify. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Even worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 I don't look good with an open shirt or shirtless. You can see most of my ribs and I'm very hairy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) So what did everyone end up doing? I got plastered and maybe about 30 drunken phone calls. EDIT: Oh, and although I barely remember getting back to my third floor apartment, when we did get back, the place had been broken into. Nothing was taken - except our couch, which the intruders threw over the balcony. Edited January 2, 2006 by Angle-plex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Poor Angle-Plex, can't remember throwing his own couch off his balcony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 It was like any other Saturday night, in that I got very drunk. Except this time there were noisemakers and a stroke-addled Dick Clark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 (edited) What about stroking dick? Edited January 3, 2006 by Milky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 Way to edit your post, bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 I had to put "what" in italics otherwise it sounded like I was introducing a new line of discussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites