Jon Arbuckle drinks Dog Cum

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Awesome!

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Jim Davis needs to get his mind outta the gutter.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Wait ... you really can't get pregnant with puppies by drinking dog cum, can you?

 

Can you?!?

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Wait ... you really can't get pregnant with puppies by drinking dog cum, can you?

 

Can you?!?

Nope.

 

The MythBusters said something like that was impossible.

 

Good show.

 

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Sweet.

 

/pulls out the flask full of Husky cum

//drinks deep

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Polish it off with a greased weiner.

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Hey, I'm not gay.

 

I'm just really into bestiality.

 

(All kidding aside, I do have admit that even I find male-human-with-male-dog bestiality pretty out there. I can understand being gay, but being an interspecies homosexual is pretty extreme.)

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God, you remind me of a caller on Savage Love Live. He called up, and talked about how much he loved his horse, and how it was wrong that he couldn't marry it, since they were in a loving, monogamous relationship.

 

Savage: Is it a boy horse or a girl horse?

Caller (furious): I'm not a fag!

 

 

Once you're fucking other species, I don't think it really matters.

 

And I was wrong to presume. Cum-guzzling is clearly its own fetish that doesn't have anything to do with being gay. Mea Culpa.

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Hey, I'm not gay.

 

I'm just really into bestiality.

 

(All kidding aside, I do have admit that even I find male-human-with-male-dog bestiality pretty out there. I can understand being gay, but being an interspecies homosexual is pretty extreme.)

does that mean I should stop having sex with male bear cubs?

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Jon Arbuckle drinks

Dog cum from a coffee mug.

It tastes like wood glue

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And I was wrong to presume. Cum-guzzling is clearly its own fetish that doesn't have anything to do with being gay. Mea Culpa.

Apology more than accepted, K. I don't drink the doggy semen because of the taste or my latent homosexualy. I drink it because it makes my coat so shiny and managable.

 

does that mean I should stop having sex with male bear cubs?

Don't stop on my account. I have to ask, though: are you the top or bottom?

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This thread is making me all yiffy.

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God, you remind me of a caller on Savage Love Live. He called up, and talked about how much he loved his horse, and how it was wrong that he couldn't marry it, since they were in a loving, monogamous relationship.

 

Savage: Is it a boy horse or a girl horse?

Caller (furious): I'm not a fag!

Even zoophiles draw a line somewhere

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This thread is making me all yiffy.

Goddamnit, I was hoping I would never have to see that word on the boards. I fucking hate furries.

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(All kidding aside, I do have admit that even I find male-human-with-male-dog bestiality pretty out there. I can understand being gay, but being an interspecies homosexual is pretty extreme.)

 

Link, with a pic, too.

 

JERUSALEM - Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

 

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

 

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

 

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

 

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

 

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

 

"It's not a bad thing. It’s just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

 

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman."

 

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

 

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."

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There's a fetish where people dress up as superheroes. They're called 'Spandies.' What's awesome is their stupid word is 'bamfy', taken from the sound (bamf) Nightcrawler makes when he teleports. That never fails to crack me up. Bamfy.

Edited January 5, 2006 by Special K

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If you masterbate to this

Then congratulations, you will never have sex in your life

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Goddamit Masturbate. UR!

 

But yes, agreed. Although some of the chicks in the tittillating world of cosplay are pretty hot.

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Good work, K. "Lesner" and "masterbate" are two of TSM's favorite words.

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I didn't know Elastigirl had such a big package

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I'd murder Jim Davis, had I the chance.

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Well, I did a real dumb thing about 11 years ago. I had this flute-style glass flower vase, and it looked perfect for masturbation. The right width and length. So, I opened this old trunk I had and put it between the open lip and the lid. When I got on my knees it was the perfect height. Well, it was working great until I put too much pressure on the lid and it crushed the vase with my cock inside it. I put the pressure on it right when I was cumming, and it severely severed my dick. There was blood everywhere, and I had to have emergency surgery. The wounds were superficial and I had 30 stitches in my cock. It was extremely painful and I contemplated suicide many times, and almost did it once. I have lived with the terror and humiliation beyond all description.

 

I realize that others think it's funny, but I have very painful flashbacks and I've never been able to have another relationship or sleep with a woman since. I doubt I ever will. My cock has a barely visible scar on it, but it is there. Often I think back to it and I can barley overcome my shame.

Edited January 6, 2006 by The Superstar

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Well, I did a real dumb thing about 11 years ago. I had this flute-style glass flower vase, and it looked perfect for masturbation. The right width and length. So, I opened this old trunk I had and put it between the open lip and the lid. When I got on my knees it was the perfect height. Well, it was working great until I put too much pressure on the lid and it crushed the vase with my cock inside it. I put the pressure on it right when I was cumming, and it severely severed my dick. There was blood everywhere, and I had to have emergency surgery. The wounds were superficial and I had 30 stitches in my cock. It was extremely painful and I contemplated suicide many times, and almost did it once. I have lived with the terror and humiliation beyond all description.

 

I realize that others think it's funny, but I have very painful flashbacks and I've never been able to have another relationship or sleep with a woman since. I doubt I ever will. My cock has a barely visible scar on it, but it is there. Often I think back to it and I can barley overcome my shame.

 

Is that you, Chuck Palahniuk?

 

I'd murder Jim Davis, had I the chance.

 

Cool, it'd get me points in the 06 dead pool

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I really need to stop reading these threads before I try and sleep.

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Well, I did a real dumb thing about 11 years ago. I had this flute-style glass flower vase, and it looked perfect for masturbation. The right width and length. So, I opened this old trunk I had and put it between the open lip and the lid. When I got on my knees it was the perfect height. Well, it was working great until I put too much pressure on the lid and it crushed the vase with my cock inside it. I put the pressure on it right when I was cumming, and it severely severed my dick. There was blood everywhere, and I had to have emergency surgery. The wounds were superficial and I had 30 stitches in my cock. It was extremely painful and I contemplated suicide many times, and almost did it once. I have lived with the terror and humiliation beyond all description.

 

I realize that others think it's funny, but I have very painful flashbacks and I've never been able to have another relationship or sleep with a woman since. I doubt I ever will. My cock has a barely visible scar on it, but it is there. Often I think back to it and I can barley overcome my shame.

 

heh

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