Jon Arbuckle drinks Dog Cum

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Jon Arbuckle drinks

Dog cum from a coffee mug.

It tastes like wood glue

 

You've gotta be kidding me.

[Ravenbomb 0]

agreed. It tastes more like really runny grits with a bunch of salt

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I'm usually loathe to quote things, but this deserves it.

 

 

 

Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah?

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!

Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something

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Oh and the best! Around here, like Edmonds or something, there was a beastiality ranch that got busted, because some guy got fucked to death by a horse. I relayed the news to a friend while I was down in Florida.

 

Him: ...... A guy fucked a horse to death?

Me: No, no. that would actually be pretty admirable. A horse fucked him to death.

[Carnival 0]

Who takes a bite outta the middle of the hot dog first?

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Those strips are from back when Garfield was actually somewhat funny, and before Jim Davis forgot there were more characters in his strip than just Garfield and John. Seems like every strip now is just Garfield sitting at a table having a conversation with John, with some stupid one liner at the end.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

I thought someone debunked that it was dog semen

 

Maybe i posted this on DVD as well.

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Ok, what the hell is that?

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

Odd Bump?