Your favourite thing to do in the world?

[Guest wildpegasus]

wildpegasus is such a closet case it's not funny.

 

Are you saying I'm a homosexual? Interesting you would think that because I'm not. Which for some odd reason reminds me I have yet to masturbate today.

 

Does anybody know where some good She-Ra He-Man porn is? I've been looking for forever and a day for some but I can't find any. I'm all stressed out today over various occurances so if anyone can help me out with my situation (if you're female and can come quickly over to "see" me tonight that'd be even better) I'd appreciate it and certainly make it worth your while. I need to relieve some stress and tension.

[Nighthawk 0]

You'e gay and will suck my dick.

 

Get down and suck it, pussy boy!

[Guest wildpegasus]

You'e gay and will suck my dick.

 

Get down and suck it, pussy boy!

 

If you call me pussy boy than that obviously mean that I'm a boy who is infatuated with pussy. Yet in the same setence you ask me to get down and suck penis? You're contradicting yourself and making no sense.

 

And did you not hear what I said? I don't do guys as I only like females. Better luck next time finding someone.

[Damaramu 0]

My favorite thing to do in the world? Leena. Bitch has moves.

[Vern Gagne 0]

Sleeping.

[Gert T 0]

Did the stripper want to give you her phone number because you gave her a lot of money? Because strippers are really attracted to that (your money).

[Art Sandusky 0]

WP will never succeed because he thinks about everything.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Paradoxically, that's what makes him awesome.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Questionable, Mr. Oblivion.

[Matt Young 0]

I think about everything, but I'm nothing like WP.

 

WP says some funny, wild shit, though. He seems too over the top to be truly as he portrays himself, however. No way a real person is like that.

 

That being said, he still seems like a good guy.

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

I<3 means I love. I am stunned that anyone at your age could never have been kissed. It's harder to not get kissed than it is to get kissed.

 

Perhaps for the average person but I am not the average person. I am Charlie Brown trying to after the red haired (the girl he could never catch;I'm not quite sure on what her name is anymore) girl. Not only am I shy but I'm also insecure about the amount of money I make which deters me from getting close to any girl. I try to fight that feeling but I just can't. It's frustrating at times but it is a relief to come on here at times and get this stuff off of my chest. I thank anyone here who has ever listened to me or given me motivational advice to go for it. I need all the help I can get.

 

The only girls I've kissed were when playing truth-or-dare, spin-the-bottle, or my sister telling her friends to make out with me.

[Special K 0]

WP sounds like a 12-year-old. Honestly. Look at that most recent post.

"I know you are but what am I?"

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

[Guest]

I<3 means I love. I am stunned that anyone at your age could never have been kissed. It's harder to not get kissed than it is to get kissed.

 

Perhaps for the average person but I am not the average person. I am Charlie Brown trying to after the red haired (the girl he could never catch;I'm not quite sure on what her name is anymore) girl. Not only am I shy but I'm also insecure about the amount of money I make which deters me from getting close to any girl. I try to fight that feeling but I just can't. It's frustrating at times but it is a relief to come on here at times and get this stuff off of my chest. I thank anyone here who has ever listened to me or given me motivational advice to go for it. I need all the help I can get.

 

The only girls I've kissed were when playing truth-or-dare, spin-the-bottle, or my sister telling her friends to make out with me.

Then you are either one ugly bastard, or just like WP. Maybe both.

[Art Sandusky 0]

He's the guy that does cocks.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Did the stripper want to give you her phone number because you gave her a lot of money? Because strippers are really attracted to that (your money).

 

I can't believe how much everyone's talking about me. I wish I could respond to everything in more detail but I'm suffering very bad from a headache and I can't really concentrate too much.

 

The stripper story is a long complicated one that would take forever to explain. Maybe someday I will.

 

 

WP will never succeed because he thinks about everything.

 

This holds a lot of truth. You should've seen me thinking about the stripper situation. Every single way possible about every single thing I was thinking. It truly is a dangerous pastime. Maybe I shouldn't think but to even be able do that you have to think about not being able to think (otherwise it's impossible not to think) so it's like an endless circle of thinking that one can't possibly get out of. The dreaded endless circle of thinking that one can't break out of; my immortal nemesis! Eh, there I go thinking again.

 

 

Paradoxically, that's what makes him awesome

 

Questionable, Mr. Oblivion.

 

It is not questionable. You of all people should know never to doubt WP Kotz.

 

It looks like this dreaded endless circle of thinking has encolsed upon you as well Mr. Oblivion. We can get through this together my friend. Hopefully, Kotz can help us

 

I think about everything, but I'm nothing like WP.

 

WP says some funny, wild shit, though. He seems too over the top to be truly as he portrays himself, however. No way a real person is like that.

 

That being said, he still seems like a good guy.

 

Thanks man.

 

 

 

The only girls I've kissed were when playing truth-or-dare, spin-the-bottle, or my sister telling her friends to make out with me.

 

You have an awesome sister. If she is of legal age will you set me up with her?

 

 

WP sounds like a 12-year-old. Honestly. Look at that most recent post.

"I know you are but what am I?"

 

And why are you thumbing your nose up at 12year olds? Do you think you're superior to them? Do you think you're better than them? It obviously sounds like it and from that we can easily derive that you indeed do not like 12 years old. So by saying I sound like a 12year old (who in your mind are evil physcopaths trying to take over the world) you are insulting me me which means you are doing exactly what you fear the most -- doing the actions of a 12 year old. So yet while I may "sound like a 12 year old" you are indeed a 12 year. Now I ask you my friend, what indeed is worse? Saying a 12 year old quote or being a 12 year old? You have raised the bar buddy and in closing I would like to ask you this:

 

"I know you are but what am I?" Oh burn, baby burn! P'owned sucka!

 

 

Then you are either one ugly bastard, or just like WP. Maybe both.

 

Weird post. You insult someone and than praise them in the same setence.

 

He's away ahead of me. And if he was one ugly bas**** than it's doubtful he would've gotten all that action from spin and the bottle and his sister's friends.

[The Czech Republic 0]

wildpegasus is a literate Banders Kennany.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

And Banders was awesome too.

[The Czech Republic 0]

"I got in a fight with my friends but they sent me home"

[Boon 0]

Perhaps for the average person but I am not the average person. I am Charlie Brown trying to after the red haired (the girl he could never catch;I'm not quite sure on what her name is anymore)

Heather.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I like to stretch to the MAX and shit

 

I enjoy reading a good book while eating choclate covered bannanas

 

I love the feeling of mable syrup and pecans in the morning

 

I really like to cook while discussing the Han dynasty with a friend

 

I like to whip my dick out in the rain and piss on someones car

[Special K 0]

At the 18th rep. I saw the grim reaper. He had a concerned look on his face

 

At the 20th rep, I don't know what I was seeing. Nothing made sense anymore. Afterwards I was never the same

 

Dude, you may not like cock, but you are one hell of a drama queen.

[iggymcfly 0]

I <3 wildpegasus too. Not only does he amuse me with his zany antics, but he also makes me feel a lot better about myself.

[Matt Young 0]

On topic, I'm not sure what my favorite thing is. I love the post-coital cuddling with a woman I'm in love with... But listening to music, watching wrestling, and playing video games are wonderful as well. And drinking accentuates all of those. Reading's pretty great, but not #1 over any of those.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

The first cut into a fresh piece of construction paper.