Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2006 STEVE PERRY'S SHOOTIN', BRUTHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2006 By the way, Chester A. Arthur didn't have a beard, he had the mustache/sideburns combo. I can't remember what that's called. Burnsides, maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2006 You mean the moustache that actually links to the sideburns without ever becoming a beard? Those are the worst facial hairstyle ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2006 Yes. It was popularized by Ambrose Burnside, which is why I thought it might be named after him, but I'm not sure. His was truly fine: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2006 Sideburns were named after Burnside. I'm not sure if there's a name for the sideburns/mustache all-in-one combo. I said Chester A Arthur because that's what Czech named that photo that he doctored. Also, I'm disappointed that Incandenza removed the "downhill like racecars" quote from his signature. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 Now I'm curious. Here's an etymology of sideburns I found. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 Dear Inc, Is that really what it sounds like when doves cry, or is Prince a lying bastard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 Prince is definitely not a lying bastard, so FUCK YOU ASSHOLE for even implying that he might be. Truth be told, Prince says that's what Doves sound like when they cry, that's what they sound like. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, feels like chicken, but Prince says it's beef, it's motherfucking beef. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 They're called Mutton Chops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 Don't you want to just curl up and take a nap on that guy's belly? Don't ya? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot as me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 Doncha? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
