Nighthawk Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 By the way, Chester A. Arthur didn't have a beard, he had the mustache/sideburns combo. I can't remember what that's called. Burnsides, maybe.
Special K Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 You mean the moustache that actually links to the sideburns without ever becoming a beard? Those are the worst facial hairstyle ever.
Nighthawk Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Yes. It was popularized by Ambrose Burnside, which is why I thought it might be named after him, but I'm not sure. His was truly fine:
Big Ol' Smitty Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Sideburns were named after Burnside. I'm not sure if there's a name for the sideburns/mustache all-in-one combo. I said Chester A Arthur because that's what Czech named that photo that he doctored. Also, I'm disappointed that Incandenza removed the "downhill like racecars" quote from his signature.
Nighthawk Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Now I'm curious. Here's an etymology of sideburns I found.
Zack Malibu Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Dear Inc, Is that really what it sounds like when doves cry, or is Prince a lying bastard?
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Prince is definitely not a lying bastard, so FUCK YOU ASSHOLE for even implying that he might be. Truth be told, Prince says that's what Doves sound like when they cry, that's what they sound like. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, feels like chicken, but Prince says it's beef, it's motherfucking beef.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Don't you want to just curl up and take a nap on that guy's belly? Don't ya?
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot as me?
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