goldengreek 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Ex-wwe star chris kanyon admited to being a homosexual during a shoot in a show in canada. Any thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 I think it's odd that they put 2 crackers in a packet. What are you going to do with just 2 crackers? I guess put some peanutbutter between them for a lil sandwich, but I can't imagine it being very useful, hunger-wise. Wow, looking at all the ingredients on this cracker packet, it's amazing how something you'd think is so simple can be so complex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Thats an excellent point. Seriously, why only 2 crackers? Anyone that enjoys crackers in their soups and chowders is going to need several packets during the meal. Is it possible that the plastic wrap industry is involved here? A conspiracy to force folks to open little packet after little packet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 What are your thoughts on Handi Snacks Rudo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ISportsFan 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 There are some packets that have four crackers in them. I feel that these are much more efficient and less wasteful than the two cracker packets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goldengreek 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Very funny fuckers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 I just ate the crackers. I didn't really have a cracker craving and wasn't that hungry, but I put so much thought into it that I just had to know what crackers tasted like. That's a life lesson for you all. There's "Stopping to smell the roses" and there's "Quit thinking about it and start tasting it"... but don't do it without a glass of water or something. Very dry. God, it's taking forever to move down my throat. Why didn't I prepare for this?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Thats an excellent point. Seriously, why only 2 crackers? Anyone that enjoys crackers in their soups and chowders is going to need several packets during the meal. Is it possible that the plastic wrap industry is involved here? A conspiracy to force folks to open little packet after little packet? JERRY: So he just gets soup. He wants to save the meal. So now I got to do it all over again. ELAINE: What kind of soup did he get? JERRY: I don't know? Consommé or something. ELAINE: Consommé, hmm. JERRY: What? ELAINE: Well, that's not really a meal Jerry. I mean, if he had gotten, Chicken Gumbo, or Matzah Ball, even Mushroom Barley. Then I would agree with you. Those are very hardy soups. JERRY: Elaine you're missing the whole point. ELAINE: What? JERRY: The meal is the act of sitting down with him. It doesn't matter what you get, as long as he's sitting in that restaurant, its a meal. ELAINE: Was it a cup or a bowl? JERRY: You see -- ah, uh ... ELAINE: I’m just curious. JERRY: A bowl, ok? ELAINE: Did he crumble any crackers in it? (Jerry blows out a breath) ELAINE: (reiterating the question) Did he crumble, any crackers in it? JERRY: As a mater of fact, he did. ELAINE: Oh, well. Crackers in a bowl. That -- That could be a meal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justcoz 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Why didn't Pat Patterson give him a push?!!! Use that homosexuality Kanyon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 What are your thoughts on Handi Snacks Rudo? I think it's too much cheese and not enough cracker. It takes a lot of strategy in finding the cracker to cheese ratio so you don't end up having to eat the extra cheese using your finger, and then having your finger smell like cheese for a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Very funny fuckers Kill yourself. Rudo- Ritz crackers are really good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Who's gayer than kanyon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 What are your thoughts on Handi Snacks Rudo? I think it's too much cheese and not enough cracker. It takes a lot of strategy in finding the cracker to cheese ratio so you don't end up having to eat the extra cheese using your finger, and then having your finger smell like cheese for a while. I LOVE doing that with the cheese. It's always hard to ration the cheese with the crackers though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dam(o)nYankees Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Thats an excellent point. Seriously, why only 2 crackers? Anyone that enjoys crackers in their soups and chowders is going to need several packets during the meal. Is it possible that the plastic wrap industry is involved here? A conspiracy to force folks to open little packet after little packet? That's why when you need to put crackers in your soup, you get a sleeve of saltines. If you just want to snack, you can nibble on two crackers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J0bber Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Do we have a viable source for this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 I was never really a Ritz fan. I dunno why, they're just so fucking greasy and they just didn't go well in soup like saltines do. They didn't have the same crumble-factor. But I recall eating a dessert that used ritz in it and it was quite good, which caused me to reevaluate my stance on em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Yea, Ritz aren't good in soup. They're very addictive though, and fun to snack on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Do we have a viable source for this? 20 years of cracker consumption validates everything Rudo is saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Do we have a viable source for this? Well I guess it's all relative and based more on opinion and taste. 2 crackers might be enough for some people, but when I am having soup, I have upwards to 20 crackers in it... not all at once though, that's crazy. I mean, initally, you throw a few crackers in and let it soak for a bit, then eat the cracker as the soup cools. Then maybe at the end do you overload it with crackers so you can get a more solid base to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goldengreek 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Do we have a viable source for this? 411MANIA.COM it was during a show in canada called blood ,sweat ,and ears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 What about chili? Do crackers, of any variety, add or take away from the chili? I don't like crackers in my chili, any kind of chili. I don't mind sprinkling some cheddar cheese but crackers don't mesh well with chili, for me at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 I remember when I was a kid, like 5 or 6, and I saw my dad crush several crackers in his hand, and I was like "Holy shit, my dads a fucking monster-machine. Look at the power". Times have changed, I've grown up a bit and can crush crackers in my own hand, but I still look back on that moment and smile and think about how once upon a time, my dad was one strong dude. Still is. God, I never expected to get so emotional... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Chili calls for the big guns. You bread that shit down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goldengreek 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Very funny fuckers Kill yourself. Rudo- Ritz crackers are really good. Go die, you fuckin cunt of a man. Did i insult you in some way? You must be a profesional cocksucker or something. Go tongue a fags asspipe you loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 To piggyback off the Chili-issue. Very few things are better than some beans and homemade bread with some mofuckinlasses. Oh shit, I got off-topic here. The taste of the crackers is still in my mouth and there are a bunch of crumbs around me. Let that be a lesson to you all about the consequences of opening a pack of crackers - they might just be crushed enough to spill all over you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dam(o)nYankees Report post Posted February 5, 2006 What are your thoughts on Handi Snacks Rudo? I think it's too much cheese and not enough cracker. It takes a lot of strategy in finding the cracker to cheese ratio so you don't end up having to eat the extra cheese using your finger, and then having your finger smell like cheese for a while. I disagree. I find that there's not enough cheese, which forces you to ration out the cheese on the crackers, and in the end, you have left over cheese because you were too conservative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 What are your thoughts on Handi Snacks Rudo? I think it's too much cheese and not enough cracker. It takes a lot of strategy in finding the cracker to cheese ratio so you don't end up having to eat the extra cheese using your finger, and then having your finger smell like cheese for a while. I disagree. I find that there's not enough cheese, which forces you to ration out the cheese on the crackers, and in the end, you have left over cheese because you were too conservative. I can't say you're totally wrong here. It depends on how you spread it across the cracker and if you're using that lil red stick-thing or if you are just dipping it in the cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dam(o)nYankees Report post Posted February 5, 2006 What about chili? Do crackers, of any variety, add or take away from the chili? I don't like crackers in my chili, any kind of chili. I don't mind sprinkling some cheddar cheese but crackers don't mesh well with chili, for me at least. I put cornbread in my chili. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Cornbread is the ideal bread to eat Chili with. But that's a luxury few can afford... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Rolos are my favorite candy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
