WON News and Notes - WWE Star to retire soon

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

WMania plans remain Orton/Angle Edge/Foley Vince/Shawn Cena/HHH Taker/Henry

 

Hogan, Austin, Rock and Bret are all still no’s with Hogan being the only likely change

 

Dave speculates that SNME will see Cena vs Edge blowoff and Flair vs Shelton (not confirmed by anyone)

 

WWE contacted baseball’s AJ Pierzynski for an angle for WMania, He turned them down (Dave says it was most likely a FU to TNA since AJ had done a TNA PPV before)

 

Dave was told by WWE employee that’s management lost a lot of wrestlers respect with the Eddy is in Hell storyline. Chavo Gurrero put his head in his hands during the taping of the segment.

 

Rey’s Rumble win was the longest one man, one match performance since Pedro and Bruno fought to a 65 min draw in 1972

 

Tatanka is 44 years old. (Warlord was contacted at 46, and Greg Valentine is in his 50’s)

 

 

Vis squshing Matt Hardy in the royal rumble was a continuation of his punishment

 

Dave thinks Angle/Henry was Kurt’s worst match ever and said the live fans were leaving

 

SD! Ratings went up 400,000 for Boogey man’s segment recently, but Rey is still by and large the most consistent draw

 

Sandman was a cornerman in Mexico recently, during a break he and a bunch of kids were horsing around in the ring. Sandman was drinking heavily throughout.

 

Juvi gave a Mexican interview (in a suit) and said he was going into the Bird food business. He also said he was receiving offers from AAA, CMLL, TNA, and NOAH

 

Emory Hale was Hogan’s hand picked #1 Heel for the XWF, before Hogan backed out

 

Christian and Jericho both got roles in the movie “Shoot’em up”

 

Mike Goldburg, Christy Hemme and Dennis Rodman all participated at the Lingerie Bowl PPV

 

Nikoli Volkoff is now a vegetarian and is considering a run at local politics in Baltimore

 

Wesley Snipes officially pulled out of doing any MMA bouts

 

Shawn Micheals asked to be removed as a full timer after WMania. He will come in for big shots ala Hogan.

 

Micheals was frustrated by the lack of promotion for his book as well

 

Angle reinjured his neck vs Micheals on jan 16th.

 

Eddy will be getting the HOF nod this year

 

Ashley and Matt hardy are broken up

 

Angel Williams blew out her knee

 

WWE will soon have a Fidel Castro Parody and a “tag team doing a modern day Bushwackers gimmick”

 

Johnny Ace used Eddy Gurrero’s funeral as a recruiting center and that how Charlie Haas got resigned. Ace’s actions annoyed a lot of people. Haas wasn’t the only one either…

 

In the new RAW magazine, RVD said he has bumps on his head from hitting the glass ceiling so often. He puts over being held back due to Backstage politics.

[CBright7831 0]

Besides the mention of Eddie getting a HOF nod, there is nothing else positive going on.

[Matt Young 0]

Thanks for posting these. I hope Michaels reconsiders... Juvi in the bird food business is priceless.

[SuperJerk 0]

Rey’s Rumble win was the longest one man, one match performance since Pedro and Bruno fought to a 65 min draw in 1972

 

Wow.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I fail to see how Eddy getting the HOF is any kind of a positive. If anything it exposes the WWE and the McMahon family as the type of people who will capitalize on anything they can get their hands on. You already knew that which makes me curious as to why you called it a positive in the first place.

[razazteca 0]

Angel Williams blew out her knee

Who?

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

Angel Williams blew out her knee

Who?

 

OVW Diva who was to replace Jillian Hall (making Hall a face) as JBL lackey

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

If the best they can come up for Shawn to do is feud with the owner, I don't blame him for wanting out.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

I fail to see how Eddy getting the HOF is any kind of a positive. If anything it exposes the WWE and the McMahon family as the type of people who will capitalize on anything they can get their hands on. You already knew that which makes me curious as to why you called it a positive in the first place.

Besides, when the fans stop caring about Orton again a week after No Way Out, they'll just have him RKO Vickie at the ceremony.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Angel Williams blew out her knee

Who?

OVW Diva who was to replace Jillian Hall (making Hall a face) as JBL lackey

*DSW Diva.

[Guest Fook]

WMania plans remain Orton/Angle Edge/Foley Vince/Shawn Cena/HHH Taker/Henry

 

Mania's not looking too hot. Taker/Mizark? Ewwww.

 

WWE will soon have a Fidel Castro Parody and a “tag team doing a modern day Bushwackers gimmick”

 

[2GOLD 0]

WWE contacted baseball’s AJ Pierzynski for an angle for WMania, He turned them down (Dave says it was most likely a FU to TNA since AJ had done a TNA PPV before)

 

Ok, that's funny. WWE has fallen so far down the cool ladder, they can't even get AJ to come now.

[Rob Anybody 0]

WWE contacted baseball’s AJ Pierzynski for an angle for WMania, He turned them down (Dave says it was most likely a FU to TNA since AJ had done a TNA PPV before)

 

Congratulations to everyone who picked that in the useless Comments thread.

 

Also, watch Ashley go fuck Edge.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

WWE will soon have a Fidel Castro Parody and a “tag team doing a modern day Bushwackers gimmick”

 

All I know is the WWE couldn't have a team named the Bushwackers today because..uh..it sounds like they want to wack bush or whack Bush..either way you wanna look at it.

[AndrewTS 0]

Shane/Shawn would be much more watchable...are they going to do that at NWO and and Shawn/VM at WM?

 

I don't know if NWO is a Raw PPV or not this year, however.

[Vyce 0]

The Bushwackers 2006 are going to be the Highlanders......heard of them, never saw them before. The Castro guy will be "Osama" from OVW, who Dave says is bad in the ring and good on the mic (so watch them make him wrestle instead of talk).

[SuperJerk 0]

The Highlanders shouldn't be a tag team since there can be only one.

 

 

 

 

Aw, shit. Its time for bed.

[algrim 0]

Angle 's neck in bad condition again? Not good. Looks like Post WM PPv's will suffer.

[iliketurtles 0]

I'm surprised this didn't happen with Michaels after the last few years earlier.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Shawn Micheals asked to be removed as a full timer after WMania. He will come in for big shots ala Hogan.

 

Micheals was frustrated by the lack of promotion for his book as well

 

Angle reinjured his neck vs Micheals on jan 16th.

 

This guy is like Bret Hart and Goldberg combined. Vince should fire him.

[AndrewTS 0]

The Highlanders shouldn't be a tag team since there can be only one.

 

Well, they could be a tag team, but they'd occasionally try to kill each other, then laugh it off and have a drink.

 

"I'm totally dead tired after these past three nights."

"Eh, lay down for a bit here, I could get a substitute for our tag match tonight."

*tries to encourage partner to lay down on a bed with a guillotine at the top. He starts to lay down...the blade slams down before he does*

"THE HELL? Heheheh, you *ALMOST* got me..."

 

Maybe that's why Tim can't kill himself.

[CanadianChick 0]

I wouldn't blame Angle's injury on anyone but himself. He's the idiot that continues wrestling despite being messed up beyond belief.

[The Robfather 0]

There's no news like bad news

[Vern Gagne 0]

WWE contacted baseball’s AJ Pierzynski for an angle for WMania, He turned them down (Dave says it was most likely a FU to TNA since AJ had done a TNA PPV before)

 

Ok, that's funny. WWE has fallen so far down the cool ladder, they can't even get AJ to come now.

 

 

AJ can't make a Wrestlemania appearance because the White Sox are playing the Indians in the season opener, the same night.

[Enigma 0]

Shane/Shawn would be much more watchable...are they going to do that at NWO and and Shawn/VM at WM?

 

I don't know if NWO is a Raw PPV or not this year, however.

No Way Out is a Smackdown-only PPV.

[Black Lushus 0]

THE GLASS CEILING~!

[Guest Mukawa]

WMania plans remain Orton/Angle Edge/Foley Vince/Shawn Cena/HHH Taker/Henry

 

To hell with Wrestlemania this year unless they change the main event to Angle/Rey.

 

Might as well just shove in my old VHS copy of Wrestlemania X-7.

[Silence 0]

Wrestlemania 22 could be the worst Wrestlemania since IX, except without the Roman-style arena.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

I'm shocked that more people aren't commenting on the fact that Johnny Ace was using a worker's funeral to scout for talent.

[Black Lushus 0]

I'm shocked that more people aren't commenting on the fact that Johnny Ace was using a worker's funeral to scout for talent.

 

hard to be shocked about a guy's regular behavior. I mean this IS the same guy that allowed a man carrying hepatitis to bleed all over another guy.