ChrisMWaters Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 The Rose Garden in Portland is pretty empty now that a few hours had passed by since Lockdown. Everyone was quickly moving out, getting ready for the next show in the next town. Everyone, except for Kelly Connelly and her man, "The Icon" Max King. The latter was sitting back in a chair, tying up his shoes and looking nice in a relaxed (yet expensive looking) suit. The latter was wearing a matching female version of the outfit, standing in the foreground, looking to the camera. "Glad I caught one of you guys before we packed up for the evening." Kelly begins, a cute smile on her face as she said that. "Now, I know a lot of you are probably wondering, why did Max go so...well...almost evil out there tonight in his match against Laberinto. Let me just reassure everyone: this isn't a sign of things to come, nor is King's new Championship Partner corrupting him." "Kinda hard to be corrupted by him when we haven't talked much outside of our matches." King says pretty quickly. "Er, right." Kelly chuckles at that. "No, you see...going out there, Max King saw something in Laberinto...something that is rare to find in a competitor here in SWF: potential for greatness." King now stands up, and begins to pace a bit, hoisting his tag team title belt over his shoulder. "You see, in Laberinto, I see a competitor that has the chance to become a breakout star. Someone who could help SWF in the future, and be someone to get behind." He says, almost having a sense of pride in his voice as he says this. "However, the life of an SWF competitor is a rough one, and there's always going to be at least one person out there that is willing to do whatever it takes to end his career to boost their career. That's why I felt the need to go out there like I did tonight...I needed to give him a taste of what some of the other...less than savory people around here would do. I just hope that he TRULY understood my gesture." "Don't worry about it, Max." Kelly says with a reassuring smile. "I'm sure that he will understand...even if he didn't understand the actual words you said out there." "Well, I guess you're right. We'll find out if he ever tries to attack me backstage or in the parking lot or something like that." Max says with a smile. "I guess that's the case." Kelly says with a soft smile. "Anyway...now there's another matter that has come up and needs to be addressed by us: the upcoming Lethal Lottery tournament. Interesting idea to give the Tag Team Title scene an injection of talent that it needed. It will also give my man and his...estranged tag team partner a good challenge in the near future." Max nods softly. "That's right...so in honor of this, I have a message I need to give my tag team partner." He says, looking very serious as he approaches the camera. "What are you plans in all of this, Maddix? Do you want to remain a Tag Team Champion?" King brushes his hair back with a hand. "You see, despite all that we've been through over the past year or so...despite the fact that at times you can be an arrogant ass who doesn't know when the hell to shut up...I'm willing to put our past behind us. Are YOU willing, Ladond Maddix, to do the same for the sake of the SWF Tag Team Titles. Because, while some people will hate to admit it, we make a pretty good team. But if you're not willing, then that teamwork that we had together will crumble and these titles will fall into another makeshift team's hands." Kelly looks closer to the camera. "What we're basically saying Maddix is: are you for the cause of keeping gold..." "...or are you against it?" King finishes, and gets cut off as Kelly flicks the switch on the camera to turn it off.
Toxxic Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I wanna see a TLC of King/Landon, Stryke/WC and Amy/Bruce. And then we're gonna kick your arses. Multi-person No-Rules Clusterfuck Spotfest? Come on, that's everything me and Bruce rock at! In other news nice promo, although I'm a LEETLE unsure about the whole 'being nasty to be nice' aspect.
King Cucaracha Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Multi-person No-Rules Clusterfuck Spotfest? Come on, that's everything me and Bruce rock at! Ah! But you forget, that's ALL that I rock at. Advantage, me.
Toxxic Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Hah, I think not. You may have won the last TLC, but I won the Tag Match From Hell AND Calvinball! Luxembourg says: 'nul points' for Senor Maddix.
King Cucaracha Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Take THAT, Toxxic's moderately sized penis.
Toxxic Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Yeah, Clusterfuck winner a YEAR AGO. You've lost it Landon, you're a feeble shell of your former self, you're a cheap imitation of... ...OK wait, I already did that in character.
Bruce Blank Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Multi-person No-Rules Clusterfuck Spotfest? Come on, that's everything me and Bruce rock at! Ah! But you forget, that's ALL that I rock at. Advantage, me. Yeah but now you'll try to slap on a Double spinning underhook elbow lock on the ladder instead to go with the "New Landon" moveset
Cuban Linx Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Bah, Wildchild will kick all your asses when it comes to crazy spotfest clusterfucks of doom. And i'll be right there, riding his coattails to victory.
Bruce Blank Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 And i'll be right there, riding his coattails to victory.Quit stealing my strategy
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) ... Multi-person No-Rules Clusterfuck Spotfest? Come on, that's everything me and Bruce rock at!... And everything I suck at; no thanks. EDIT - :: scans the show :: Fuck, you mean that wasn't a joke? Edited February 9, 2006 by Mr. S£im Citrus
Toxxic Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Nope, it's one great big fed-wide prank Dub-Cee. Being played on you. You got Stryke as your partner because CC felt sorry for you.
ChrisMWaters Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Posted February 9, 2006 All this talk you people have about matches to take the titles...to you all I say this. PAH! Somehow, someway...I'll find a way to keep the Tag Title belt. And, depending on whether I bring the SWF Women's Title out of mothballs or not, I will keep gold for a good while.
Toxxic Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Bring it, King. I'm sure Amy won't mind duffing Kelly up on her way to taking your Tag Title.
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Then Jimmy will bring out the Doomtopian Crown, an award only citizens of Doomtopia are eligible to compete for. Not to mention that Lois the Unethical will smash everyone into bits. Also, DOOMOSITY will destroy everyone with eye lasers and unintelligible speaking.
Toxxic Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 So basically it'll be like the Million Dollar Belt?
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Yes, only made from an old soup can and bits of string. And a kitten. He kinda rides on top, checking things out.
Vasarian_Brandy Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Yes, only made from an old soup can and bits of string. And a kitten. He kinda rides on top, checking things out. This particular kitten is probably the official bird of DOOM~!topia. Mmm... Kitten in a can.
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