THE BIGGEST FUCKING DORK ON THE BOARD

[Carnival 0]

I want more trainwreck.

Hey WP, tell us about the first time you discovered anal pleasures.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I want more trainwreck.

Hey WP, tell us about the first time you discovered anal pleasures.

 

An anime hentai book.

 

I just don't like anal sex. It's not for me.

[Carnival 0]

Have you ever tried it???? We need some sort of a story here.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I want more trainwreck.

Hey WP, tell us about the first time you discovered anal pleasures.

 

An anime hentai book.

 

Ok folks, I'm officially speechless.

[chaosrage 0]

This is about as real as rawmvp's stories.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Have you ever tried it???? We need some sort of a story here.

 

Of course I haven't tried it before. No real story here because I haven't experienced one.

 

 

There's just no appeal to it from me. In fact, I'm turned off by anal. That's all. It's not like the natural attraction I have to a women's vagina or the attraction I have for light (but not hard) spankings.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm really, really sorry for posting that goddamn story and starting this mess.

[Rob Anybody 0]

I want more trainwreck.

Hey WP, tell us about the first time you discovered anal pleasures.

 

An anime hentai book.

 

I just don't like anal sex. It's not for me.

 

Carnival? Thanks, you bastard.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I'm really, really sorry for posting that goddamn story and starting this mess.

 

The weightbench story? That was posted a "long" time ago. Most people already knew about it. I suppose you did bring it back to the limelight though even though I sent you a PM. Eh, that's okay though. I'm not upset. I'm proud of who I am. Well, sometimes.

[BX 0]

I feel like I should alert FOX about this guy.

 

It would make a great "Movie of the Week."

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ege Bamyasi and Future Days are both arguably better. The stopgap Soundtracks is worth checking out if only for "Mother Sky," which is the best of their epic jams.

 

Tago Mago loses me during the two lengthy musique concrete tracks; I wouldn't do away with either one, entirely—I love the percussion breakdown at the end of "Aumgn"—but each could've been much shorter. The rest of the album is superb.

 

I remember telling Gene about Can awhile ago and he seemed interested, but I don't think he ever followed through.

 

Hey, you're right! I actually forgot all about looking into them, but my recent spins of Third Reich and Roll re-piqued my interest.

[Guest Quik]

I read that entire wildpegasus post, and I'm now scarred for life. I will never forget just how uncomfortable I felt while reading through it. His parents had to be some sort of psychotic Bible-thumpers... seriously. Wow, just fucking wow.

 

I'm interested in why you think my parents had to be some sort of psychotic Bible-thumpers. What would give you that idea?

 

 

For the record, my mother is pretty religious but not a psychotic Bible-thumper. My father I don't think is too religious but he could possibly be. It's hard to tell. I do have some cousins that are pretty religious. I am not religious.

 

Since I'm talking about religon I thought I'd point out that religon was more prevalent back when I was younger than it is today.

 

I'm interested about what kind of upbringing you had. If I may do a psychological profile of you, might I ask you some questions about your childhood?

 

You said you snuck a Hollywood movie at 16- Were you allowed to watch TV and movies as a kid? Were you allowed to freely play with other children? Did you go to public school? Do you have any type of handicap or disability? What is your parent's view of society? Please, just start explaining your upbringing so we can figure this out.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

The "twenty year old" thing (I could be off a bit;not too sure) is true. In fact, I've heard of people marrying before and not knowing how to make babies because they didn't know about sex partly due to their upbringings. I actually knew a little bit more about sex than masturbation when I was around 16 or so thanks to a sneak watching of a hollywood movie but that however didn't tell me everything. It wouldn't be until I was 24 yrs old or so that I discovered you put the penis through a circle; I always thought you just rubbed it up and down along the vagina -- Maybe it's a good thing I didn't have sex thing since the embarassment of not knowing that would've been huge. Yes, like I said before I touched myself a couple of times but I never did realise that you were supposed to keep on doing that. I didn't even know if it was healthy to touch yourself too much there. Yes, I worry about everything. Today I worry about if I'll be able to find that special little hole if I ever do lose my virginity.

 

The only thing I ever had was the Sears catogue bra/panties section (when nobody was home) and my imagination. I remember one time I almost got caught looking at the catogue! With that I would pretend to kiss the women on the lips and than down around the bra area and once or twice around the panty area. I had no idea if what I was doing was right or wrong (especially when I kissed around the panties) but at least it proves I wasn't a complete moron trying to figure out this stuff. You kids today don't know how lucky you got it. So my imagination did indeed take me to some places but it could not figure out everything on its own. That's why I didn't put all the pieces together and discover masturbation until I was 20 and the circular thing until I was 24. Don't even ask me when I found out about the hymen.

 

Good lord

 

Just when you thought it was over out comes this gem

 

Please WP, tell us how you found the hymen?

[BUTT 0]

wildpegasus:

 

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Not surprising.

[Rob Anybody 0]

Good lord

 

Just when you thought it was over out comes this gem

 

Please WP, tell us how you found the hymen?

 

It's never over.

[Sideburnious 0]

Have you ever tried it???? We need some sort of a story here.

 

NSFW, and forgive me

[Sideburnious 0]

Oh and how invision WP

 

[Slayer 0]

Banders Pegasusy has run his course

[The Czech Republic 0]

wildmvp

[nl5xsk1 0]

So, I'm skimming through one of WP's recent posts & stumble across this declaration:

 

I'm obvioulsy a big wrestling fan on one of the marquee wrestling boards on the internet.

 

Please tell me that TSM isn't considered one of the "marquee wrestling boards on the internet". Please, please, please tell me that it's all a gimmick poster's idea of a funny line.

[haws bah gawd 0]

 

 

The "twenty year old" thing (I could be off a bit;not too sure) is true. In fact, I've heard of people marrying before and not knowing how to make babies because they didn't know about sex partly due to their upbringings. I actually knew a little bit more about sex than masturbation when I was around 16 or so thanks to a sneak watching of a hollywood movie but that however didn't tell me everything. It wouldn't be until I was 24 yrs old or so that I discovered you put the penis through a circle; I always thought you just rubbed it up and down along the vagina -- Maybe it's a good thing I didn't have sex thing since the embarassment of not knowing that would've been huge. Yes, like I said before I touched myself a couple of times but I never did realise that you were supposed to keep on doing that. I didn't even know if it was healthy to touch yourself too much there. Yes, I worry about everything. Today I worry about if I'll be able to find that special little hole if I ever do lose my virginity.

 

The only thing I ever had was the Sears catogue bra/panties section (when nobody was home) and my imagination. I remember one time I almost got caught looking at the catogue! With that I would pretend to kiss the women on the lips and than down around the bra area and once or twice around the panty area. I had no idea if what I was doing was right or wrong (especially when I kissed around the panties) but at least it proves I wasn't a complete moron trying to figure out this stuff. You kids today don't know how lucky you got it. So my imagination did indeed take me to some places but it could not figure out everything on its own. That's why I didn't put all the pieces together and discover masturbation until I was 20 and the circular thing until I was 24. Don't even ask me when I found out about the hymen.

 

Good lord

 

Just when you thought it was over out comes this gem

 

Please WP, tell us how you found the hymen?

 

Come on WP, fucking CAVEMEN knew how to fuck and reproduce, and they had no access to modern conveniences such as cinemax, hollywood, or pornography.

[Carnival 0]

honestly unless you are a complete shut-in. You will know general info about sex by 16. They teach this shit in school.

[Guest wildpegasus]

So many questions to respond too:

 

Prime Time Andrew Doyle -- I want to leave the hymen story alone for now for certain reasons. Please understand. Thanks.

 

I'm interested about what kind of upbringing you had. If I may do a psychological profile of you, might I ask you some questions about your childhood?

 

You said you snuck a Hollywood movie at 16- Were you allowed to watch TV and movies as a kid? Were you allowed to freely play with other children? Did you go to public school? Do you have any type of handicap or disability? What is your parent's view of society? Please, just start explaining your upbringing so we can figure this out.

 

Sure, I'm game.

 

Yes, I was allowed to watch Tv and movies as a kid but you got to realise we never really had anything on Tv. I mean we couldn't even cable in our rural area until I was about 13 years old.

However, I wasn't allowed to watch stuff like Degrassi Jr. High and that show with Winnie Copper in it so I didn't. I was allowed to watch "Who's the Boss" and that gave me insight into stuff like hickies (ep where Sam hides her neck with a hankerchief) and such. A lot of the doube entrende however went over my head at the time. I also am surrounded by a family of teasers so I was always careful what I watched because if I watched something "bad" I would get teased for it such my uncle getting me when I saw a couple kissing on the TV screen one time. Plus, being the oldest in my family I had a responsibility not to watch filth (and there wasn't nearly as much filth on TV back than) for my younger brothers and sisters. I also was embarassed and still am to this day of people seeing me watch stuff on TV. I like to be "perfect" and because of my introvertness I always keep to myself and don't like other people seeing what I watch at all so my TV options have always been pretty limited. As far as movies go it's a 5 or 6 mile trip to town to rent one so obviously as a youngster I couldn't go rent one. Couple that with the physical labour I did, my exercise routine which I started at around 12 and schoolwork and you can easily see how TV and movies taught me nothing.

The hollywood movie which I will not name I watched by sneaking into my parent's room while they were gone away somewhere. It was eyeopening and my first real exposure to anything sexual. It taught me some stuff (like the fact that girls have hair down there too which I was somewhat surprised at) but obviously not everything.

 

Yes, I was allowed to play with other children for the most part. The biggest thing detering me there was my shynes. I know I must've appeared stuck up to a lot of people -- Up to about when I was 17 people could say "hi" or wave to me and I COULD NOT wave back. I was half paroniod there whey trying to tease me which was partly due to my complete lack of self confidence. Do you know what it's like to have someone wave at you and not be able to wave or say anything back? You feel frustrated, you feel worthless, you feel stupid -- you just feel plain horrible. At least I'm better at waving back and such now. It was something I worked on.

 

 

Yes, I went to public school. I was not that good at mixing up with other people and talking though. I probably spent the first 6 years of school just playing soccor. Some baseball up to about grade 9. After that things went downhill because people stopped playing

 

 

Do I have any type of handicap or disability? Hmm -- No ones that are really visible. I guess when I was about 3 or 4 years old I stopped talking for a year and a half for no apparent reason. I guess because of my shyness. I do believe I suffer from depression. I also suffer from headaches every second of my life. Sometimes they can be extreamly bad and they totally make you useless. There was a 4 or 5 month stretch in 2002 where I literally feared if I could live life anymore because of the pain. I haven't experienced anything quite that bad since although there were a couple times rescently that really scared me but still nothing close to 2002.

 

Parent's view of society? I think it's good overall but just like everybody else it's not perfect.

 

Upbringing was good as I know I got to experience things that other kids did not though there were many days where I worked extreamly hard which kind of made me dislike work in a way. I was a video game addict, exercise addict (300 to 400 to 500 pushups as well as ab crunches, about 70 or 80 chins etc) grew up in a large family and watched tons of wrestling. That was my upbringing. I never really went anywhere's too much that is if we exclude drives with your parents.

 

 

 

 

wildpegasus:

 

Information

My Blog Click Here

Home Page No Information

Birthday No Information

Location No Information

Interests bodybuilding

 

Not surprising

 

Why's that not surprising?

 

 

 

 

It's never over.

 

One of my fav quotes!

 

 

 

 

NSFW, and forgive me

 

I'm not even going to click on that. Rolfwlhhobvs!

 

 

 

Oh and how invision WP

 

My picture's in my signature beside the totally superadicola Astroboy/Atlas picture

 

 

 

Please tell me that TSM isn't considered one of the "marquee wrestling boards on the internet". Please, please, please tell me that it's all a gimmick poster's idea of a funny line.

 

It's in the upper category of wrestling boards though I suppose its strengths are in other folders. We have some good, sensible, knowledgable posters here like me, RRR, Canadian Chick and a few others who post in here once in awhile.

I would say who I think are the top sites I don't really know if you're allowed to promote other sites here.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Ege Bamyasi and Future Days are both arguably better. The stopgap Soundtracks is worth checking out if only for "Mother Sky," which is the best of their epic jams.

 

Tago Mago loses me during the two lengthy musique concrete tracks; I wouldn't do away with either one, entirely—I love the percussion breakdown at the end of "Aumgn"—but each could've been much shorter. The rest of the album is superb.

 

I remember telling Gene about Can awhile ago and he seemed interested, but I don't think he ever followed through.

 

Hey, you're right! I actually forgot all about looking into them, but my recent spins of Third Reich and Roll re-piqued my interest.

Huh. The Residents and Can are nothing alike, if that's what you're thinking/hoping.

[Carnival 0]

Peking O is the weirdest song I've ever heard in my life.

 

I know it caused me to fade in and out of consciousness, also at one point I may have been speaking in tongues. I might listen to it again when I get off work, although I won't be able to function for an hour afterwards.

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

So many questions to respond too:

 

Prime Time Andrew Doyle -- I want to leave the hymen story alone for now for certain reasons. Please understand. Thanks.

 

I'm interested about what kind of upbringing you had. If I may do a psychological profile of you, might I ask you some questions about your childhood?

 

You said you snuck a Hollywood movie at 16- Were you allowed to watch TV and movies as a kid? Were you allowed to freely play with other children? Did you go to public school? Do you have any type of handicap or disability? What is your parent's view of society? Please, just start explaining your upbringing so we can figure this out.

 

Sure, I'm game.

 

Yes, I was allowed to watch Tv and movies as a kid but you got to realise we never really had anything on Tv. I mean we couldn't even cable in our rural area until I was about 13 years old.

However, I wasn't allowed to watch stuff like Degrassi Jr. High and that show with Winnie Copper in it so I didn't. I was allowed to watch "Who's the Boss" and that gave me insight into stuff like hickies (ep where Sam hides her neck with a hankerchief) and such. A lot of the doube entrende however went over my head at the time. I also am surrounded by a family of teasers so I was always careful what I watched because if I watched something "bad" I would get teased for it such my uncle getting me when I saw a couple kissing on the TV screen one time. Plus, being the oldest in my family I had a responsibility not to watch filth (and there wasn't nearly as much filth on TV back than) for my younger brothers and sisters. I also was embarassed and still am to this day of people seeing me watch stuff on TV. I like to be "perfect" and because of my introvertness I always keep to myself and don't like other people seeing what I watch at all so my TV options have always been pretty limited. As far as movies go it's a 5 or 6 mile trip to town to rent one so obviously as a youngster I couldn't go rent one. Couple that with the physical labour I did, my exercise routine which I started at around 12 and schoolwork and you can easily see how TV and movies taught me nothing.

The hollywood movie which I will not name I watched by sneaking into my parent's room while they were gone away somewhere. It was eyeopening and my first real exposure to anything sexual. It taught me some stuff (like the fact that girls have hair down there too which I was somewhat surprised at) but obviously not everything.

 

Yes, I was allowed to play with other children for the most part. The biggest thing detering me there was my shynes. I know I must've appeared stuck up to a lot of people -- Up to about when I was 17 people could say "hi" or wave to me and I COULD NOT wave back. I was half paroniod there whey trying to tease me which was partly due to my complete lack of self confidence. Do you know what it's like to have someone wave at you and not be able to wave or say anything back? You feel frustrated, you feel worthless, you feel stupid -- you just feel plain horrible. At least I'm better at waving back and such now. It was something I worked on.

 

 

Yes, I went to public school. I was not that good at mixing up with other people and talking though. I probably spent the first 6 years of school just playing soccor. Some baseball up to about grade 9. After that things went downhill because people stopped playing

 

 

Do I have any type of handicap or disability? Hmm -- No ones that are really visible. I guess when I was about 3 or 4 years old I stopped talking for a year and a half for no apparent reason. I guess because of my shyness. I do believe I suffer from depression. I also suffer from headaches every second of my life. Sometimes they can be extreamly bad and they totally make you useless. There was a 4 or 5 month stretch in 2002 where I literally feared if I could live life anymore because of the pain. I haven't experienced anything quite that bad since although there were a couple times rescently that really scared me but still nothing close to 2002.

 

Parent's view of society? I think it's good overall but just like everybody else it's not perfect.

 

Upbringing was good as I know I got to experience things that other kids did not though there were many days where I worked extreamly hard which kind of made me dislike work in a way. I was a video game addict, exercise addict (300 to 400 to 500 pushups as well as ab crunches, about 70 or 80 chins etc) grew up in a large family and watched tons of wrestling. That was my upbringing. I never really went anywhere's too much that is if we exclude drives with your parents.

 

 

 

 

wildpegasus:

 

Information

My Blog Click Here

Home Page No Information

Birthday No Information

Location No Information

Interests bodybuilding

 

Not surprising

 

Why's that not surprising?

 

 

 

 

It's never over.

 

One of my fav quotes!

 

 

 

 

NSFW, and forgive me

 

I'm not even going to click on that. Rolfwlhhobvs!

 

 

 

Oh and how invision WP

 

My picture's in my signature beside the totally superadicola Astroboy/Atlas picture

 

 

 

Please tell me that TSM isn't considered one of the "marquee wrestling boards on the internet". Please, please, please tell me that it's all a gimmick poster's idea of a funny line.

 

It's in the upper category of wrestling boards though I suppose its strengths are in other folders. We have some good, sensible, knowledgable posters here like me, RRR, Canadian Chick and a few others who post in here once in awhile.

I would say who I think are the top sites I don't really know if you're allowed to promote other sites here.

 

 

Have you ever thought of seeing a psychologist? I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but it's not like there's any stigma attached to seeing someone like there used to be. Your description of how you were terrified of saying hi to people, and how introverted you were, sounds like me, until I was like 12 years old, when I was diagnosed with depression, and I saw a psychologist for a couple years, until I felt I didn't need him anymore. And you're probably thinking that I might be another loser, because we post on the same board obviously, but since getting over my depression, and all through high school, I've had way more friends than I ever did before, and I'm absolutely loving college life.

 

Also, a guy I work with, who always seemed to be full of confidence, in great shape, a ladies' man, etc., was recently diagnosed with bi-polar disorder, so just because there's something wrong with you mentally, it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with who you are. I really hope this helps you.

[The Man in Blak 0]

Huh. The Residents and Can are nothing alike, if that's what you're thinking/hoping.

You can always split the difference and listen to Faust - a little bit of the German proto-post-rock stuff from Can, a little bit of the electric weirdness from the Residents. Okay, maybe very little of the latter. (All I can think of, right off hand, is the "Picnic on a Frozen River" / "Me Lack Space" sequence on So Far.) At the very least, all three are obscure groups from the 70's that are worth a listen.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Huh. The Residents and Can are nothing alike, if that's what you're thinking/hoping.

 

I'm aware of that, they just mentioned Can and Faust in the liner notes.

 

Hey, what about Faust?

[The Czech Republic 0]

By the way, Monster Movie was great stuff, especially the last track. Soon Over Babaluma felt more refined, and I was uncomfortable liking all the extended violin solos, lest I start having flashbacks to when I thought the Dave Matthews Band was any good. It's still good stuff, but Tago Mago is #1 to me.

 

I need to hear some Faust.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Have you ever thought of seeing a psychologist? I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but it's not like there's any stigma attached to seeing someone like there used to be. Your description of how you were terrified of saying hi to people, and how introverted you were, sounds like me, until I was like 12 years old, when I was diagnosed with depression, and I saw a psychologist for a couple years, until I felt I didn't need him anymore. And you're probably thinking that I might be another loser, because we post on the same board obviously, but since getting over my depression, and all through high school, I've had way more friends than I ever did before, and I'm absolutely loving college life.

 

Also, a guy I work with, who always seemed to be full of confidence, in great shape, a ladies' man, etc., was recently diagnosed with bi-polar disorder, so just because there's something wrong with you mentally, it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with who you are. I really hope this helps you.

 

 

Yeah, it helps me. Any time someone's looking out for me I appreciate it. That alone helps me.

 

 

Yes, I've thought of seeing a psychologist but I think that hampers with my depression thing so I don't go. It's as if I'm not "happy" unless I'm "miserable" or struggling in some way. If somehow everything or even if some things got fixed up agter I saw a psychologist than I wouldn't be "happy" because the struggle would be less and therefore I'd still actually be misearable. It's like I need the struggle to feel "alive". I think I also can't see one because I worry about what others think(Actually, scratch that thought out; I don't think I'd have that much of a problem with people knowing that) and I'm also so shy that I fear setting up appointments and stuff like that.

 

I think of nobody as a loser. Never have, never will.

 

I am glad you are doing well and loving college life. That is good to hear. I have also worked with a bi-polar person who had the same qualities you described. Thanks for sharing the kind words.