Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Why would they have a big announcement that there's a drug policy? If most fans in real sports don't care about steroid use... even less will for wrestling. It could also be for the Saturday Night show... but, I don't see why both rosters would be necessary for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Why would they have a big announcement that there's a drug policy? If most fans in real sports don't care about steroid use... even less will for wrestling. It could also be for the Saturday Night show... but, I don't see why both rosters would be necessary for that. I think the announcment is for the boys in the back, I didn't see where it said it would on the show itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Yeah I was under the impression it was just a hugeass creative/roster meeting backstage before the shows, where the announcement is made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dam(o)nYankees Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Probably Vince telling them roster cuts are coming up again soon and they better keep practicing their chinlocks. Next World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton will demonstrate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Vince has decided he is going to start paying them in WWE dollars. Much like Disney dollars only worth even less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Johnny Ace: Would you like to buy some WWE Money? Paul London: What's that? Johnny Ace: Well it's money that's made just for you superstars. It works just like regular money, but it's, er..."fun". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Johnny Ace: Would you like to buy some WWE Money? Paul London: What's that? Johnny Ace: Well it's money that's made just for you superstars. It works just like regular money, but it's, er..."fun". Ha. Like Johnny Ace would speak to London. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 He would, if he wanted some coffee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LOD89 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Vince: I'm injecting this company with a lethal injection of POISON!!! RVD: The nWo is coming back again? Vince: SHHAADDUPPPP!!! I said I'm injecting this company with a lethal injection of POISON!!! Vince ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time............. HHH: How can he resist......... And-Uh it don't get better-Uh then this-Uh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 He would, if he wanted some coffee. Johnny: Hey, Kid! Who let you back here? This is wrestler's only. Are you another one of Flair's Illegitmate kids? London: No, I work for you guys. Johnny: Oh! Are you one of the new junior wrestlers? I heard alot about you, great stuff. London: Actually, I've been here for 3 years. I was your Cruiserweight champion, tag team champion... Johnny: Cruiserweight championship? Tag team championships? What? Look, do you want to see Torrie's boobs? Gimmie $10 and I'll arrange it for you, but stop making stories up. We already got a hollywood staff doing that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 10 bucks for Torrie's tits? Whatta ripoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 "So.....yeah . . . this wrestling thing? Not working out. I decided that maybe we should try our hand in knitting or something. Don't worry, the investors are FULLY behind us." "I just haven't asked them about it yet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 10 bucks for Torrie's tits? Whatta ripoff. Could be worse, coulda been Lita's snatch. "Boys, I've decided to start my own bodybuilder federation. It's a new concept I just thought up. The public is hungry for it. That and I've decided that John, you are going to drop the title to David Hasselhoff at Saturday Night Live. It'll be great." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 He would, if he wanted some coffee. Johnny: Hey, Kid! Who let you back here? This is wrestler's only. Are you another one of Flair's Illegitmate kids? London: No, I work for you guys. Johnny: Oh! Are you one of the new junior wrestlers? I heard alot about you, great stuff. London: Actually, I've been here for 3 years. I was your Cruiserweight champion, tag team champion... Johnny: Cruiserweight championship? Tag team championships? What? Look, do you want to see Torrie's boobs? Gimmie $10 and I'll arrange it for you, but stop making stories up. We already got a hollywood staff doing that. Johnny: Did you say tag team champion? London: Yeah, I was- Johnny: NOT ANOTHER ONE! I thought we got the last of you guys! You're fired! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 "So.....yeah . . . this wrestling thing? Not working out. I decided that maybe we should try our hand in knitting or something. Don't worry, the investors are FULLY behind us." "I just haven't asked them about it yet." *HHH pokes Big Show when Show isn't looking with a needle* Big Show:"OWWWW!!! Hey, who just poked me with a fucking needle?!" HHH:"RVD did it-uhhh!" RVD:"What? Dude, I didn't do shit--aaaahhh!" *Big Show gives RVD a Chokeslam and RVD is knocked out cold* Vince:"Well done, HHH! I'm glad you found the culprit for us!" HHH:"Thanks, Dad-uhhh!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 "Boys, I've decided to start my own bodybuilder federation. It's a new concept I just thought up. The public is hungry for it. That and I've decided that John, you are going to drop the title to David Hasselhoff at Saturday Night Live. It'll be great." At least he got something right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epic Reine 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 London: Hey HHH, remember the Warrion squashed you at WM12? HHH: Security, get this man out of here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Vince: By the way, JBL broke his hand....we need a real lockerroom leader to step up and be his new shower assistant. HHH: John Cen-uh-uh would make a great leader-uh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 testing postive for marijuana is an automatic termination from the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 10 bucks for Torrie's tits? Whatta ripoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Considering it could be had for free via internet, yeah it'd be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Maybe Smackdown isn't being picked up. Not likely, just throwing another idea out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Maybe they are announcing the SNME thing, and the rosters would be "Yeah we knew that..." to which Vince goes, "Oh... ok. That's settled then. Have a good show!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 I hope it's the return of THE ROCK!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Rock and Jericho returning to WM to face Kane and Big Show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Maybe Smackdown isn't being picked up. Not likely, just throwing another idea out there. SD has already been picked up for 2 years. It was done quietly just before the UPN/WB merger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 testing postive for marijuana is an automatic termination from the WWE. RVD: I guess I gotta go to TNA now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 HHH and Stephanie want to make sure everyone registers on their gift registry for the new baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Paul Heyman is now head writer for both shows!(Wishful thinking). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 HHH and Stephanie want to make sure everyone registers on their gift registry for the new baby. That, I actually believe. I can't wait til that baby comes and we find out who sucked up the most and brought the most expensive baby toys and stuff. I got my $ on Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
