Dips 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Something big as far as an announcement to wrestlers is expected on Monday at the combined Raw & Smackdown tapings in Washington, DC. All wrestlers on the roster, including the guys who haven't been used in a while, have been told they must be at the tapings. So what could it be? Vince stepping down? Roster split ending? Can't see it being that, especially with Ratings getting to a decent level and buyrates still good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Triple H burying everyone at once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 "Everyone drop your pants. We're drug testing RIGHT NOW!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4hartthreat 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Something about the new steroid policy perhaps? edit- well since dangerous a beat me to that one, my new guess is that Vince will announce that Bret Hart is coming in to lead the invasion..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Kiss my ass if you want to keep your job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 "Everyone drop your pants. We're drug testing RIGHT NOW!!" The roster collectively: OH FUCK! *CM Punk walks in* CM Punk: Get in line folks and have your checkbooks handy, this piss isn't cheap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Vince: I'm injecting this company with a lethal injection of POISON!!! RVD: The nWo is coming back again? Vince: SHHAADDUPPPP!!! I said I'm injecting this company with a lethal injection of POISON!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Probably Vince telling them roster cuts are coming up again soon and they better keep practicing their chinlocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Vince: I'm injecting this company with a lethal injection of POISON!!! RVD: The nWo is coming back again? Vince: SHHAADDUPPPP!!! I said I'm injecting this company with a lethal injection of POISON!!! That would rule SO fucking much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Probably Vince telling them roster cuts are coming up again soon and they better keep practicing their chinlocks. That's too be expected. Maybe Vince is retirng and handing over the reigns to his son-in-law HHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Fuck. I had an idea, but this is honestly baffling. I have no clue what this could be. But I'll take this moment to plug the return of The Spoonful of Raw next week on the main page. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Maybe that's the announcement. I'm comin' for ya, motherfuckers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2006 Is that from Meltzer? No source was cited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 It's from Meltzer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Quoth the report: Hey guys, next monday night at midnight, one hour after the Raw/Smackdown supershow taping ends, be at http://www.thesmartmarks.com for the return of The Spoonful of Raw. GOTTA ADVERTISE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Maybe they plan on ending the roster split. Now, one of you smarks find some mention of a SD house show mentioned for some country in June. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Well we know that even though everyone is supposed to be at this meeting, The Dicks will not be coming that night. The most obvious answer is it's about drug testing. I don't really see it being anything more than that but I suppose it could be other things (don't think it's the end of the brand extention though). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Spirit Squad v Poison is probably good enough to get on the WM card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 "IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!" "But sir, Steve Austin isn't here. He hasn't been here for months." "I Didn't Screw Bret Hart! Bret Hart Screwed Bret Hart!" "Holy shit, sir, we KNOW!" "ONETWOTHREEHEGOTHIMNOHEDIDN'T!!" "Oh no....Vince is going through GIMMICK REGRESSION!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 "Everyone drop your pants. We're drug testing RIGHT NOW!!" The roster collectively: OH FUCK! *CM Punk walks in* CM Punk: Get in line folks and have your checkbooks handy, this piss isn't cheap. I dont normally see eye-to-eye with you on your TNA and ROH rants, but that was some funny shit. Well done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benoit4hor 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 It's probably just a chance for the writers to see who's still on the roster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Vince: "I've been diagnosed with cancer/dementia/Alzheimer's/mental retardation." Wrestlers: but secretly Vince: "Therefore, my son-in-law and daughter are taking over." Wrestlers: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 "Well, ladies and gentlemen, after nearly seventy five years of being the revolutionary force in sports entertainment, I've decided it's time to step down! I'm going down to the Bahamas to be a genetic jackhammer to Linda, and I'm not turning back! And not only that, but since this is my company that I built with my blood and sweat, and I believe in rewarding agression and ruthlessness...I'm closing down the whole shop! Yes, that's right, WWE is dissolving! Now don't worry, I want to reward all of you for your years of hard work and service...so I'm going to let all of you finish out the week and collect your paychecks. After that...YOU'RE FIRED!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buffybeast 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 It's probably just a chance for the writers to see who's still on the roster. LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 It's probably just a chance for the writers to see who's still on the roster. Wouldn't surprise me. Raw Writer: Hey, you still work here? Tatanka: What? I was just hired . . . Raw Writer: Damn, you've been here since like 1989 haven't you? Tatanka: Actually . . . Raw Writer: Hold on, you're still undefeated aren't you? Tatanka: Well . . . Raw Writer: OH BOY, do I have the feud for you (nudges Raw Writer II) Goldberg left on pretty good terms didn't he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 I'm guessing it's the drug policy starting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 "We're going to use the buddy system, watch your buddy piss into the cup." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Maybe Vince is going to take the pictures on his cell phone of him naked and have them on a huge slide show projecter for the roster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 HHH vs the entire Roster of the WWE in a Gauntlet Match! On the next Monday Night RAW! Or maybe he wants everyone to be there so they can fill the upper level.. Styles: Hey, look up there in the Upper Deck! Isnt that RVD? Coach: why would RVD be that high? *rimshot* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankie Williams 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2006 Shelton Benjamins momma is gonna be the new GM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
