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Crucifixio Jones?

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Don't ever make me picture your tongue or your cheeks ever again or I shall hunt you down and stab you in the face.

 

That's a great line.

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yup, B. Chong is right...as I said earlier, he doesn't want to come back here..he's almost always on AIM, though.

He's usually logged on, but only around certain hours each day.

The mythical Crucifixio Jones can only be seen on the third Sunday of each month, from sundown to midnight! For him to acknowledge you, you must take five steps forward and thrice say the magic word, rumored to be "verisimilitude." This is the best time for you to capture him, for if you can, he will grant you three magic wishes.

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yup, B. Chong is right...as I said earlier, he doesn't want to come back here..he's almost always on AIM, though.

He's usually logged on, but only around certain hours each day.

The mythical Crucifixio Jones can only be seen on the third Sunday of each month, from sundown to midnight! For him to acknowledge you, you must take five steps forward and thrice say the magic word, rumored to be "verisimilitude." This is the best time for you to capture him, for if you can, he will grant you three magic wishes.

 

I was able to find a picture of him:

 

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Judging from that post, Crucifixio Jones is very intelligent and fucking funny.

 

I wish he'd post here, and end Princess KKKeena's posting career.

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I wish he'd post here, and end Princess KKKeena's posting career.

That's not funny in the least, I hate to tell you.

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while I understand why some people hate Leena, why do you Evander? She do something to you?

 

Her post makes my eyes bleed.

 

She's very childish, and for the most part her opinions suck.

 

Plus she likes Randy Orton.

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"This folder can go to hell. It can go to hell and die. It SHOULD be bemoaned, anal cum smuggler. Only a lonely loser half-queer guy would even attempt to defend it. And since that's what nearly every guy who posts in this folder is, I see why I'm often made out to be the bad guy. I'M STRAIGHT! EW! I DON'T NEED HELP TO BANG CHICKS! *GASP* "

 

 

Somebody was mad!

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while I understand why some people hate Leena, why do you Evander? She do something to you?

 

Her post makes my eyes bleed.

 

She's very childish, and for the most part her opinions suck.

 

Plus she likes Randy Orton.

 

Only that last one is something that we should really hold against her.

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I spent about 45 seconds reading the thread that got CJ banned. Most of that was spent admiring Flyboy's Fiona Apple avatar.

 

And I have to agree with Leena, the whole "I'm not a dork unlike everyone else on the internet" thing is a farce. It's hilarious that a guy that's best remembered for his porn knowledge would write, on a wrestling-based message board:

 

It's no act, Kotz. I'm 27. I am older (and cooler) than most of you and a lot of things that mystify you, I've figured out long ago.
Oh, to be so wise & cool to be a porn guru on a wrestling message board frequented largely by people that are much younger. Why wasn't I dealt such a winning hand in life?!?

 

And, while I'm agreeing, I have to agree that the Princess KKKeena thing isn't funny. It doesn't even make sense. "Grand Dragon Leena" would have been more appropriate (but still not that funny.)

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The "there are so many no's that I thought the question was 'who wants to see Stardust naked?'" line got a laugh out of me.

 

 

And I wouldn't be bragging about posting on a board at 27. I'm 21 and I think it's pretty stupid. But, I'm a stupid person, so it all works out.

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In CJ's defense, on an internet message board such as this one, having an extensive knowledge of pornography actually does make him a little better than most of the posters. At leat he brings something useful to the table.

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In CJ's defense, on an internet message board such as this one, having an extensive knowledge of pornography actually does make him a little better than most of the posters. At leat he brings something useful to the table.

 

exactly, which is why I mentioned his PORNFAQ persona was much better!

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