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Guest StylesMark
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This is a poor party.

 

We want music. Where is Czech? Is this the first time he's done this?

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Guest ABOBO
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New Me probably has one of those novelty teddy bears with genitalia that you find at Spencers.

Guest StylesMark
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I've never seen one.

 

Not a bad idea though.

Guest ABOBO
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Speaking of Spencers, an ex of mine bought me these two bears that moved around and played to the tune of dueling banjos. I have no idea why she did, but I made sure to return the favor with anal sex. Sadly though, I did not have that southern ditty as an accompaniment

Guest StylesMark
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The key is making the ricotta inside the correct consistency.

Guest ABOBO
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Oddly enough, I am currently writing a paper on stuffed pasta. I also am currently enjoying my two new butterfly koi.

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Is it really that odd to have a katana in the trunk of your car?

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I can't recall a single thing that sideburnious has ever done. Therefore he doesn't warrant capitilization.

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Things aren't looking good for Mister Mustache in the battle of Zappa versus the Residents. Captain Beefheart weeps.

Guest ABOBO
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I can still taste the spicy garlic wings I made an hour ago. The debate over whither this is good or bad wages on.

Guest ABOBO
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As you may guess, I'm looking for any reason not to write this paper. So I'd have to say my favorite pizza toppings are sausage and chicken.

Guest ABOBO
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I love pinneapple, don't get me wrong. I'm even growing a few pinneapple plants. It just doesn't belong on a pizza.

Guest ABOBO
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How much will a replacement starter for a '88 Delta 88 cost? I have another car but this one is still fun to mess around in and pretend I'm a senior citizen.

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That reminds me, I hate old people.

 

just on The Price Is Right or in general? Old People tend to think they have more rights and should be treated better and fairer than others...that irks me...so you're 30 years older than me...shit or get off the pot, gramps.

Guest ABOBO
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I've always been entertained by the idea of senior citizen ninjas since I first saw Master Ninja II. How could Hoff hate Lee Van Cliff?

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That reminds me, I hate old people.

 

just on The Price Is Right or in general? Old People tend to think they have more rights and should be treated better and fairer than others...that irks me...so you're 30 years older than me...shit or get off the pot, gramps.

 

OMG OMG OMG, you SO get it. Besides the dozens of unfair reasons I hate them, there's this legitamate one holding it all together. SO YOU DIDN'T DIE. Congrats.

Guest StylesMark
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I'd beat up an old person, if nobody was looking and I was sure I'd get away with it.

 

I wouldn't want to be that guy.

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