Im going to need some advice..

[EricMM 0]

Women aren't levels in a videogame.

 

Good Christ.

[Black Lushus 0]

hahaha!

 

fat chick is the boss of level 1

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is just beyond anything I have ever read before.

[naiwf 0]

Sideburnious gets what I'm saying even if EricMM wants to have a good cry with his woman after sex. J/K

 

Like almost anything in life experience is important to your level of confidence. If you've never done something before you're gonna have doubts about whether you can. Once you've done something regularly, you don't think it's a big deal anymore.

 

These guys need to start SOMEWHERE. They're obviously not going to hold a moderately attractive girl's attention with their sweaty brows and "hey baby" lines. (I see WP trying to use some A Night at the Roxbury shit, don't know why) So they should start off with someone they don't think is perfect, but at least is interested in being around them. There are tons of women out there who are overlooked by most guys for whatever reason, and THOSE are the women these dudes should be trying to hook up with for the time being, not the ones that everybody else wants too. It's just common sense.

[Guest Felonies!]

hahaha!

 

fat chick is the boss of level 1

But before you get to the fat chick, if you run on the roof of the mine shaft long enough, you get to three pipes. If you take the one on the far right, you can skip to level 4: clingy w/emotional issues girl.

[EricMM 0]

That level is fun, til the pit at the end.

 

Very difficult.

 

Naiwf, I will admit that if you're trying to use lines, game, swerve, etc. to get laid, it IS good to test things out on more receptive audiences. But if you're just looking for a girlfriend, just aim for whatever floats your fancy.

 

That's all I'm saying.

[Black Lushus 0]

hahaha!

 

fat chick is the boss of level 1

But before you get to the fat chick, if you run on the roof of the mine shaft long enough, you get to three pipes. If you take the one on the far right, you can skip to level 4: clingy w/emotional issues girl.

 

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I prefer level 3. You know, the level where she wants to fuck you all the time before she gets the emotional attachement to ya. Pretty fun level I say.

[Black Lushus 0]

what level is the Cougar Boss on? gotta be level 2?

[EricMM 0]

I think that might be a bonus stage.

 

I mean, you're not going to win the game there, not even really progress, but whats the worst that could happen???

[Black Lushus 0]

ha! hidden boss found only in the US version!

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Nah, the bonus stage is when your girlfriend introduces her friend to you and says she's had dreams for a threesome. Trust me, that's the hardest bonus stage to find in the entire game.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Nah, the bonus stage is when your girlfriend introduces her friend to you and says she's had dreams for a threesome. Trust me, that's the hardest bonus stage to find in the entire game.

 

Oooohhhhh, my favourite level. You know, I'm an excellent video game player so I just might be able to do that. Maybe I should be treating women like video games. Perhaps on the hardest difficulty level you can have a threesome with some kind of combination of Canadian Chick. Leena, Take it and Buffy.

[Black Lushus 0]

you can have buffy...given the stuff she posts about, I can't imagine her being a prime cut choice.

[naiwf 0]

you can have buffy...given the stuff she posts about, I can't imagine her being a prime cut choice.

 

[2GOLD 0]

you can have buffy...given the stuff she posts about, I can't imagine her being a prime cut choice.

 

Damn, Lushus went all cold.

[Black Lushus 0]

you can have buffy...given the stuff she posts about, I can't imagine her being a prime cut choice.

 

Damn, Lushus went all cold.

 

aww come ON gold...have you read some of her posts?

[2GOLD 0]

you can have buffy...given the stuff she posts about, I can't imagine her being a prime cut choice.

 

Damn, Lushus went all cold.

 

aww come ON gold...have you read some of her posts?

 

I didn't say what you was saying wasn't true. I just said it was cold.

And there ain't nothing wrong with a little ground beef every once and a while.

[Black Lushus 0]

And there ain't nothing wrong with a little ground beef every once and a while.

 

haha...true true

[Sideburnious 0]

The game over screen would show you waking up in bed next to a man.

[Guest Felonies!]

Nah, the bonus stage is when your girlfriend introduces her friend to you and says she's had dreams for a threesome. Trust me, that's the hardest bonus stage to find in the entire game.

 

Oooohhhhh, my favourite level. You know, I'm an excellent video game player so I just might be able to do that. Maybe I should be treating women like video games. Perhaps on the hardest difficulty level you can have a threesome with some kind of combination of Canadian Chick. Leena, Take it and Buffy.

Well, the video game thing was fun while it lasted.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

 

The theme of garfield has been "Jon is a loser" for about a month an a half now..I still like the other one I posted.

[Art Sandusky 0]

The theme of Garfield has been "Jon is a loser" for about twenty-seven years now.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

The theme of Garfield has been "Jon is a loser" for about twenty-seven years now.

 

I know that..but just about every comic over the last month or so has been that, and its not usually like that..

[Guest Felonies!]

...

 

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[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

One of my friends aparently knows this girl named Hollie that lives out in Ocean Pines which is about 20 minutes from here although thats all he told me about her. Anyway..he basically told her Id be on at 9 and he gave her my SN on yahoo..of all the nights but anyway..

 

Somehow I managed to find out the following info:

she's 25 brown hair

Works at a bank but used to be a cook

Likes Nascar..specifically and oddly enough..Matt Kenseth (who I cant stand so..this is a stupid trend)

couple other odd factoids that I wont talk about..

 

 

The amazing thing is that I managed to get..ugh..I guess you could call it a date..out of it, although its just going to be lunch and a movie (and the sad thing is the movie is going to be Cars..but we both aparently like CGI and it works in with NASCAR I suppose)..Not this saturday but next saturday as well which sucks cause she wanted to do it this weekend but of course..Im working. Supposedly she's going to IM me again so we can further set it up..you know me..I already have my doubts on that.

 

Im reminded of my friend's last words "If you fuck this up..you might as well shoot yourself"

 

I should call him up and ask him if he has a gun I can borrow just in case.

[Hawk 34 0]

Chicks dig Matt Kenseth, quiet little cute farm boy(do they have farms up there in Milwaukee?) who has a sponsership with power-tool company. I'll be nice and say "good luck here".

[naiwf 0]

I give it until Monday before Marv fucks it all up. Sorry bro.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I give it until Monday before Marv fucks it all up. Sorry bro.

 

I probably already fucked it up with the fact that I have to work this weekend..but whatever.

[Hawk 34 0]

Here's a concept. Blow work off. It's work. Big deal. Use a fucking sick day. It's not like you are making big bucks with it anyways.