MrRant Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 It would be wonderful if Marvin met her through something like AdultFriendFinder. Wonderful.
Prime Time Andrew Doyle Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 If your worried kissing her while standing up due to the height difference, kiss her while your both sitting down. That way the difference might not be as pronounced.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Marvin, I'm pretty sure I've said at some point that cooking is going to be your hook. Make something simple though. Save the bells and whistles and radish rosettes for later on when you want to impress her.
Guest StylesMark Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 There you go. Make her a simple, yet nice dinner...and take her out to a movie. You should be balls deep after that.
Guest NYankees Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 I think you guys forgot that Marvin has a condition where he wont be able to get balls deep into.
naiwf Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Yeah, I was gonna say did you forget the part where he said HE COULD DIE (I'm exaggerating a bit of course) during sex?
Guest StylesMark Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 There's no better way to go. Plus, he needs to get laid.
JangoFett4Hire Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 NYankees is proving to be a typical, obnoxious Yankees fan. Just ignore him, he'll go away. Marvin man, this is fantastic news. Don't let the teeth get to you, that's just silly and superficial. And the height thing isn't an issue. I'm a short dude and get passed over because I'm only 5'8 or so, and this includes chicks that are only 5'2. It sucks. But that's the game, and you use whatever advantage you have. She asked you if you're looking for a relationship because she wants to make sure you're not a one-nighter kinda dude. Not sure how much you told her, but she might be under the impression that you haven't had any LTRs due to sleeping around or whatever. So if you like this girl, keep the pace on the slower side (which I know you will) but not TOO slow, you might wanna try for a smooch next time you see her. Even if it's on the cheek. You gotta show interest.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 They were crooked and kinda dark colored/stained. Sorta reminded me of witches teeth in like cartoons or bad movies or whatever. From what I could tell she had all of them though so it wasn't that bad. It's not like you'll be seeing them when her lips are wrapped around your dick.
Guest wildpegasus Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 hate hate hate There's no hate. There's some jealously and sadness in knowing the fact that Marvin's leaving our world and going to the seemingly unatainable world he's currently in. However, I know we'll still be friends and that eases the pain some. I am kind of used to this now. Still, it's hard "losing" a brother as I am all alone on TSM now. Like I said though, there is no hate. Best of luck to you Marvin.
Guest wildpegasus Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 Gimmick = Old. But yet I get two prompts to keep this supposed gimmick going. One from you and one from Styles Mark. But anyway this is about Marvin and not me. Keep the focus on him for now because this is his time. If you want to continue this discussion we can give it its own seperate thread.
Art Sandusky Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 Wildpegasus posts wouldn't be so bad if they didn't take up so much goddamn space. Shorten the sig or figure out how to avoid having massive blank spaces in your posting. Ah fuck it, he's never going away and he's far too simple to break any rules and get banned. Let's just accept it, fellas.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 30, 2006 Author Report Posted June 30, 2006 For whatever reason, I woke up this morning and I had a bad feeling about this. Ive been positive from day one and even more since after I called her the first time, and everything went better than I expected Wednesday..so I have no idea why other than its my usual negative self managing to get involved again.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 Probably just nervousness. You should be fine.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 Just rub one out and you should be good to go. What the hell. Make it a double feature.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 1, 2006 Author Report Posted July 1, 2006 Me: "so are you going with your parents tomorrow for the weekend?" Her: "Uh..I still haven't decided yet. " Me: "well.." Her: "call me tomorrow afternoon" Me: "Tomorrow afternoon?" Her: "Yeah..I gotta go" Me: "Ok, I'll talk to you tomorrow" -- something like that. Yeah, this has pretty much been shot to hell.
MrRant Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Now what did you do? Of course..maybe she actually had to go and didn't know.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 1, 2006 Author Report Posted July 1, 2006 Now what did you do? Of course..maybe she actually had to go and didn't know. What do you mean what did I do? All I know is wednesday, before I left, she told me she would know tonight what she was doing because she goes over to her parents house practically every night (she misses her dog which they dont allow pets at the apartment building she lives in). I guess its possible she doesn't know..but thats not exactly what I gathered from the tone of her voice, which was completely different even from when we were talking on Wednesday.
Art Sandusky Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 She must have talked to her friends about it. Stay the course, man. You'll pull this off. Now what's this brouhaha about Marvin dying if he has sex?
tominator89 Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Me: "so are you going with your parents tomorrow for the weekend?" Her: "Uh..I still haven't decided yet. " Me: "well.." Her: "call me tomorrow afternoon" Me: "Tomorrow afternoon?" Her: "Yeah..I gotta go" Me: "Ok, I'll talk to you tomorrow" -- something like that. Yeah, this has pretty much been shot to hell. Don't give up just yet, she did tell you to call her.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What do you mean what did I do? Marvin, she's a woman. You didn't have to do anything. I'd keep looking on the open market.
EricMM Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Keep looking yes, but keep in touch with her. You don't know why she did what she did, and you're going to *have* to get used to that sensation. Just keep going along and getting along, and if she likes you, she'll go with you.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 1, 2006 Author Report Posted July 1, 2006 No answer after like 8 rings or so. I could assume she might call me back, but I doubt it. I dont know if Im going to call back or not..but if I do it wont be for a while. I was able to pick out a few positives from this whole experience although at this point they are more like "its about goddamn time" than actually positives. For instance I've never talked to anyone on the phone for over 2 hours, I've never been invited over to a girls house before and actually went, and its been 6 years since I've hugged anyone outside of my family. Of course, this all just feeds the fuel of the "Im a huge pathetic loser" fire even more.
Art Sandusky Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Balderdash. How does progress fuel the "I'm a huge pathetic loser" fire?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 2, 2006 Author Report Posted July 2, 2006 Balderdash. How does progress fuel the "I'm a huge pathetic loser" fire? when said progress is about 10 years overdue, and the list of unaccomplished stuff has things on it that are 10 years overdue or more too.
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