Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos....?

[Guest wildpegasus]

It's 3 am for me, and they just bumped Evangelion for some faggot version of Yogi Bear.

 

Why are you insulting gay people and Yogi Bear at the same time? You come off pretty immature when you do that.

 

And I can't understand what anyone would have against Yogi Bear. Sure, Evangelion's fun but Yogi Bear is a staple of animation. If you go around dissing that than you may as well be banned from all animation because you haven't earnt your animation watching badge.

 

Dissing Yogi Bear? What's next? Bugs Bunny? Stop complaining, sit down and watch the show.

[Gary Floyd 0]

You know, I like GITS, but last nights April Fools gag (with the fart jokes) was just too awesome for words.

 

Oh, and the Mr. T cartoon: How can you not love Mr. T punching a shark?

[Golgo 13 0]

With GitS it was excessive and not well-timed at all, to the point of annoyance. It was funnier during FMA.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Yeah, I know El Paso; I should, I work there.

Do you push carts?

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

It's 3 am for me, and they just bumped Evangelion for some faggot version of Yogi Bear.

 

Why are you insulting gay people and Yogi Bear at the same time? You come off pretty immature when you do that.

 

And I can't understand what anyone would have against Yogi Bear. Sure, Evangelion's fun but Yogi Bear is a staple of animation. If you go around dissing that than you may as well be banned from all animation because you haven't earnt your animation watching badge.

 

Dissing Yogi Bear? What's next? Bugs Bunny? Stop complaining, sit down and watch the show.

 

I guess it meant the Yogi Bear cartoons that John Kricfalusi did a few years back using Ren and Stimpy style drawings and gross out humor and were just plain awful.

[Gary Floyd 0]

It's on YouTube now

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3D4piAV1Kk&eurl=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiRnbDddZjk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y69jWbqITcM&eurl=

[Art Sandusky 0]

Chuck Norrus' show is way better for you. InuYasha's main charactor is a whining, annoying joke of a male and is the ultimate representitive of everything that is wrong with anime and the Final Fantasy lead charactor as of late.

 

Chuck Norrus meanwhile is a man and sets the ultimate example for kids on what it's like to be a said man. Yes, he sets the bar up high (insert your own roundhouse kick remark here) but that's only to negate the negative influences that shows like South Park and InuYasha have had on our poor, victimised kids.

Haha, WP done pwnt all'a y'all.

[Guest Brian]

That chase scene in the third section, starting with the escape via the snake, was simply spectacular.

[Special K 0]

So who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris, or the robotic child in underpants who can fire a machine gun out of his anus?

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

Anyone who pisses off fans of anime/japanime/orientalme and the like has accomplished something in my book. They should go ahead and replace it with Chuck Norris cartoons from here on out.

[Gary Floyd 0]

It's definately funnier than the "I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch!" video that's on the net these days. That thing is insufferably bad.

[Golgo 13 0]

Yeah, I know El Paso; I should, I work there.

Do you push carts?

 

Shocking. I doubt it's him though. Wouldn't advocating the erasure of Islam go against his views?

 

Anyone who pisses off fans of anime/japanime/orientalme and the like has accomplished something in my book. They should go ahead and replace it with Chuck Norris cartoons from here on out.

 

Because the Chuck Norris worship/fellatio trend is just so much cooler. Eh, whatever.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Words can't explain how spectacular that was. I was expecting something fun but not something that would completely knock my socks off. And I still can't believe how well Chuck Norrus came off in this. We are talking William Shatner levels of impresiveness

 

There were some silly parts in here as to be often expected in an 80s cartoon but some sections of the show were absolute brilliant. But than again even the silly were done well for silly parts. I just never was a fan of them growing up.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

Because the Chuck Norris worship/fellatio trend is just so much cooler. Eh, whatever.

 

 

No, because I can't stand anime/japanime/orientalme and it fuels racism that's I've tried to overcome since a group of japanese tourists with bad teeth laughed at me in an airport.

 

Don't drag shitty internet trends into this, it's all about my own evil leanings.

[Special K 0]

Oh, Hecubus. You're pure evil.

[Special K 0]

Remember when Bruce Lee ripped out Chuck Norris's chest hairs and blew them in his face? Yeah, that was the shit.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Chuck Norrus breaking the door down with a kick

 

The fight on the tight rope between Norrus and the Superninja

 

The Claw? and his boss

 

All the train spots specifically Superninja crawling underneath the train

 

The continued escapes at the beginning of the show by the guy who kidnapped "Too much"

 

Driving the truck BACKWARDS through a freaking airplane

 

The speedracer tribute

 

Snowboarding

 

Wrestling holds

 

How everyone rolls through when they hit the ground -- What other show does that? None!

 

Unpredictability

 

The Claw's arm

 

The ninjas vacating through holes in the roof of the train

 

 

A++++

[Golgo 13 0]

I won't deny that Walker is great, but others take this Chuck Norris shit too far. OMG ROUNDHOUSE KICK~! Shut the fuck up already. It's the new cowbell. For that matter, absolutely no one was making this fuss over him or Walker TR before Conan brought it up. That asshole.

 

No, because I can't stand anime/japanime/orientalme and it fuels racism that's I've tried to overcome since a group of japanese tourists with bad teeth laughed at me in an airport.

 

Don't drag shitty internet trends into this, it's all about my own evil leanings.

 

Fair enough, but that's a fault of Japanese society itself, not necessarily anime which can't help but be a product of that society.

 

I have no problem with hating anime because of a majority of their fanbase, however. That I'll support.

[Justice 0]

Wait.

 

Explain to me why the head of Turner would give a shit?

Because people were getting extremely pissed, and changing the channel to something else. The Sat. Night Adult Swim block is probably the highest watchest block of TV on CN. Consequently, if half to 3/4ths of their normal audience switched over to something else, then all the commercials their sponsors paid them for wasn't seen. If nobody's watching, the sponsors don't make money, then the channel doesn't make money, and all the programming costs they have end up running into the red.

 

There's a joke. Yeah, because Inuyasha and a ton of other animes are shown widely on so many different channels.

 

Pfft. Adult Swim's budget isn't that big; just look at their self-produced shows and you can realize that. Even if they lose some ratings (Which is HIGHLY unlikely), they'd still be doing better than just about anything else out there. For it's budget, Adult Swim has to be one of the bigger successes Turner has had. I doubt that this will set them back any (if at all) just because a few lame fanboys got all up in arms about some farting.

 

By the by, the Chuck Norris and Mr. T shows should both replace the Yogi Bear Cartoon. Both are far superior in comedic value.

[Golgo 13 0]

Saturday isn't the favored line-up anyway. Sundays are where the real $$$ is, since last I checked, it was bringing in at least 3-4x more viewers than Saturday. Seriously, why would CN or AS care when for every viewer they lost for the night, they probably brought in two if only to see what was going on, especially when they've pulled similar pranks before (on Sundays as well) with no remorse.

[BX 0]

You know, I like GITS, but last nights April Fools gag (with the fart jokes) was just too awesome for words.

 

Oh, and the Mr. T cartoon: How can you not love Mr. T punching a shark?

 

Dude, Mr. T didn't just PUNCH the shark, he managed to get enough leverage, in twenty feet of water, to toss the shark completely out of the water by its FACE. And it took like 1.3 seconds.

[Justice 0]

In other news, this show has been on for the last few days in the early mornings. It's actually pretty hilarious. His little apprentice wields some sort of ancient golden Japanese Hand Drill or something as a weapon.

[razazteca 0]

By the by, the Chuck Norris and Mr. T shows should both replace the Yogi Bear Cartoon. Both are far superior in comedic value.

I am so sick of seeing the same episode of Boo Boo running wild in the forrest. Bring back the Ripping Friends!