Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 As I've mentioned in the past, I own, and am a fan, of a cult horror/comedy called "Body Melt". I'm only bringing this up to mention that there is a scene were a womans placenta attacks a man. Basically, Tom Cruise might want to have second thoughts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 No one who doesn't want that kid to get the shit beaten out of them on the playground and have people make fun of their name for the rest of their life. Suri, is a celeb kid. They all have weird names, they all go to their special ultra exclusive private schools. If you had the name David, you would get your ass kicked for being weird. The meaning of Suri, isn't that odd to name a kid after...in fact most parents do name their kid after something that has a good meaning like "warrior" "prince" "rose". Suri, is hardly the worst name to have. Look at these gems Fifi Trixibelle Reign Beau Apple/Moses Daisy Roo Rumer Peaches Rocco Nell Marmalade Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani Brooklyn Eugenie Ninna Yamma Malu Jack Daniel... What about Moon Unit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 I actually like the name Apple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Tom Cruise will eventualy complete his transformation into the craziest mofucker in movies, beating out Gary Busey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 You forgot Penn Jillette's kid's name: Moxie Crimefighter. I love Penn and Teller's act and love their Showtime show, but that is fucking ridiculous to the tenth degree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renegade 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Didn't Cage name his son Kal-el? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 But thats pretty clever. Julia Roberts have a fucked up name for their kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pochorenella 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 If Katie Holmes appeared in my bedroom naked and begging me to fuck her, I'd beat her to death in the mere hope of scoring brownie points with Mimi, Nicole, or Penelope. Bob and iggy simply have no taste. Actually, I think Sofia Vergara has all of those women beat. Tom Cruise dated her for a while before he hooked up with Katie Holmes. Penelope Cruz does nothing for me, and I've seen her in many films back to her Almodovar spanish movies were she's naked. Nicole Kidman would be perfect if you could freeze time and she'd get stuck in her "Batman Forever" looks, but now all that botox or whatever shit they put on the face is making her no favors. Mimi I'd use just to get myself lost on those gigantic and legenday mammaries of hers. Katie Holmes is beautiful but she's no Sofia Vergara. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYankees Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Rob Morrow named his kid Tue as in Tue Morrow. Get it. Vh1 did a whole show on idiot celebs naming their kids fucked up names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 I hope Tom eats a bullet soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Rob Morrow named his kid Tue as in Tue Morrow. Get it. Vh1 did a whole show on idiot celebs naming their kids fucked up names. Too bad they weren't twins, he could have named the other one Tom. And didn't some celeb name thier kid Moondoggy, or Moon-something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pochorenella 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Rob Morrow named his kid Tue as in Tue Morrow. Get it. Vh1 did a whole show on idiot celebs naming their kids fucked up names. Too bad they weren't twins, he could have named the other one Tom. And didn't some celeb name thier kid Moondoggy, or Moon-something? Franks Zappa's daughter is named Moon Unit. She was already mentioned on this thread. Zappa's son is named Dweezil. Go figure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted April 19, 2006 If Katie Holmes appeared in my bedroom naked and begging me to fuck her, I'd beat her to death in the mere hope of scoring brownie points with Mimi, Nicole, or Penelope. Bob and iggy simply have no taste. The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said. Ah, so in addition to being a complete asshole and batshit crazy, he's also pretentious. Good to know. Um, most names have their origins in Hebrew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 Jason Lee named his son Pilot InspeKtor, ftw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2006 So what kind of taste does a placenta have? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2006 Chicken? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegendGaryColeman 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2006 No mention of the child they call Radioscience? Blasphemy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2006 There's a difference between "allows to go to waste" and "finds something better". Yeah. Katie Holmes is better than Penelope Cruz. Right. Yea, she is. You're so odd. Isn't Mimi Rogers known for having gigantic tits? But maybe there's hope for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
