janusd 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 (edited) SWF Lockdown Card @ The Kremlin - Moscow, Russia Date: 3rd May 2006. Viewing Times: 7:00pm PST, 10:00pm EST; check local listings. The world tour rolls into Russia and straight into Moscow, and not even the Soviets can resist the power of the SWF as we take over the Kremlin for the next step on our world tour! I'd have something more witty here but save for the fact that the world tour rolls on and once more Janus - part time head of security, part time furry, all time nutjob - has the book, I have nothing else to say. Except for the fact that word limits are easily modifiable because I still have NO idea what people are comfortable with. Main Event - Title vs Title Hardcore Rules Landon 'La Cucaracha' Maddix© vs Amy Stephens© Description: Amy totally called out Landon on AftershoX. The Princess of Punk is not pleased at all with her partner's dilly-dallying ways with Megan Skye, and the Cockroach responded to her demands. WIth the power of his ego behind him, Landon asked for this match to be title-vs-title, because he wants to put Miss Stephens in her place. Can the Nottingham native prove her enemy wrong, or will the Cockroach be too hard to squash? Rules: What rules? This is going to be violent. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: realitycheck Sub Main Event - International Title Match JJ Johnson vs Wildchild© Description: On the one side, we have JJ Johnson. Silent and deadly much like a poisonous fart, Mr Johnson has shown that he is capable of hanging with both the best (like Toxxic) and the worst (like Landon) the SWF has to offer. On the otherside we have the prestigious Wildchild, the living pinball and current International champion, ready to take on anything that's thrown his way. So Johnson threw himself. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: janusd Non-Title Match Grendel© vs Zyon Description: Zyon's a chip off the old block, and Grendel is a very nice up and comer following his surprise victory in the Air Raid match at the Pay-Per-View. So they're being tossed together in the ring to go at it mano-e-mano, and may a good match come out of it, so says I. Rules: Straight singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: chirs3 House Rules - Viktor's All You Can Drink Vodka Sean Davis vs Bloodshed Special Guest Referee: Viktor Tarakanov Description: When in Russia, do as the Russians stereotypically do. Featuring former SJL talent and big ugly Russian git Viktor Tarakanov as the guest referee, these two clash together for no other real reason than the fact that the World Tour needs a House Rules match, and that I tried to think up something at least remotely funny and failed so very, very hard. Rules: Standard singles match, with every near fall (2 count) or broken submission requiring both superstars to take a shot from the vodka bottle carried by the referee. It's a big bottle, folks. Get SMASHED. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: The Superstar Cruiserweight Spotfest Wayne Blank vs "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Description: We've got no Bruce Blank, but we sure as hell have a Wayne Blank, and because Janus is fairly poor when it comes to booking, he just threw Wayne in with another notable crusier to showcase their stuff. After tangling with Amy last show, can Wayne shoot higher in the SWF, or will he be blown off course by a divine wind? Rules: Cruiserweight rules (no throwing over the top rope, 20 counts on the outside, etc.) Word Limit: 6000 Marker: Evolution Austin Sly vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Description: Semi-triumphant returnee of the Sly variety apparently under Joseph Peters' thumb vs. psychotic new straight-edge sensation emokid of the Jenkins variety. FIGHT! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Marker: chirs3 ??? vs Manson Description: Uh oh. It's the dreaded Question Mark Man, back to wreak havoc upon the SWF! And who better to meet our lovely mystery man than the Raging Bull himself, Manson? Will the power of Mansonosity prevail in this match, or will the Question Mark Man deliver swift justice upon the opposition? Rules: Straight singles match. ???, sendee your stats to Manson. Word Limit: 4000 Marker: janusd Send all marked matches, promos etc to: realitycheck (This was all done very early in the morning and is prone to any changes the wrestlers require.) Edited April 29, 2006 by janusd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 ... I'm confused. What's the card doing up at a reasonable hour? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 Dude, it's Janus. Everything is up hyper-mega early. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted April 29, 2006 This is so awesome. Janus for God and all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 (edited) This is not the kind of tone I want my administration setting for the fed. Janus... [McMahon]YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED![/McMahon] Edited April 29, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 Remember that one time wwe.com had a big headline that read "YOUR FIRED"? That was awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 Remember that one time wwe.com had a big headline that read "YOUR FIRED"? That was awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 the one with Paul McCartney was the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 What's a Buffalo sleeper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 Holy crap this is a stacked card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 The wrestler is kneeling behind a seated opponent. He grabs hold of one of the opponent's arms, bends it backwards overhead, and locks its wrist into his armpit. The wrestler then wraps his free arm under the opponent's chin, like in a Sleeper hold, puts his other arm through the arch created by the opponent's trapper arm, and locks his hands. He then squeezes the opponent's neck, causing pressure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 Edit: WOW...i was way off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 WC vs J3! The battle of the abbreviations! I'm looking forward to this, oh yes sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2006 Fuck yes, marking the vodka match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2006 Fuck yes, marking the vodka match. Figured you'd appreciate that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2006 Well since no one else has done spoken up and I don't see it called on the card I'll go ahead and call the opening promo on behalf of Bruce Blank and the Jack Daniels Test 8-) Word! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2006 Seeing Blank make his post now makes me feel better about not starting yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2006 LOL just cause I made a post and have a Bruce segment written doesn't mean I've got a WAyne match written yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2006 That's the point, actually. You're doing all this Bruce stuff. I'll finally conquer you~! One day I hope please? *cries* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2006 Just so everyone knows... I *am* trying to show... so hopefully I'll have something in tomorrow night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2006 That's the point, actually. You're doing all this Bruce stuff. I'll finally conquer you~! One day I hope please? *cries* How much is a Wayne Blank no show worth to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 Show will be going up in a few minutes. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
