The OAO Raw Thread 5/1/06

[NoCalMike 0]

Oh shit...here we go.

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HA! Edge runs down Joey.

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Poor Joey.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I have a feeling Joey will be leaving soon.

 

Thank God we don't have Coach so far.

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And Foley doesn't have an ego at all.

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Greatest Hardcore Match in Wrestling History.

 

LOGIC GAP: If WWE produced the Greatest Hardcore Match...and FOLEY CLAIMS THIS...why do we need ECW?

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So Edge is the new Tommy Dreamer?

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DX is coming back, there's clue #10.

 

 

They better be. They'll get HUGE ratings for bringing em back. And it'll make for great storylines. I want the WWE to get back to like WWF in 98 again. The attitude era was GREAT.

 

Yeah, HHH and HBK going over everyone again! It would be just like.... uhhh.... a month ago?

 

 

HHH hasn't held a belt for over a year and has been booked fairly equally to the rest of the main event talent...he does get his extra little things in from time to time, sure...but he's Vince's son-in-law...I thought he'd have 14 or so reigns by now.

 

HBK has been in a meaningless battle with Vince and Shane for the past few months, and outside of getting a crazy win over Vince at Mania, I wouldn't say his booking has been all that spectacular, especially with this shitty storyline.

 

 

If HHH decides to keep playing nice and not winning the belt for a few more months (SurSer or so), and HBK stayed away from things... even if they just won the tag belts for like a month or so and then lost it back to the Squad or to another up-and-coming team...it wouldn't be so bad. I doubt it would happen, and they'd take up an annoying amount of TV time for a tag team, but it might keep HHH out of the title picture a little longer and keep HBK confined to something that could better the company (bettering the tag division)

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Did Joey Styles just goof up?

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Wow, Styles is a fucking idiot.

[NYU 0]

Well, Styles didn't do himself any favors by blowing that call.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOO....

 

STYLES FUCKED UP! You guys hear him say "Next Week" too early??

 

HAHAHAHAHHA

[Guest Snausages]

I wasn't paying attention....what did he say?

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Wow the crowd's thrilled.

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Vince is gonna assrape Joey for that one.

[CanadianChris 0]

That still wasn't as bad as Michael Cole giving away the result of the WM15 title match.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I wasn't paying attention....what did he say?

 

Joey screamed out "NEXT WEEK" like a little kid after Edge said "You're on..." but before he finished with "CRACK!"

[NoCalMike 0]

So Edge teases the beginning of the ECW angle, and nothing comes of it...haha.

[Hawk 34 0]

Joey's fuck up wasn't nearly as bad as Cole's screw up at WMXV.

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I like how a splash off the top constitues a "STOP THE FOOTAGE, YOU MUST BUY THE PPV!"

 

twice if you count RVD's.

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Barbed wire is extremely dangerous. You could get a finger caught in there.

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What did Cole say? I was at WM 15.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Barbed wire is extremely dangerous. You could get a finger caught in there.

No, you're thinking of the Cell.

[NoCalMike 0]

If DX comes back how will HBK and HHH handle the roles as leader & #2 guy? In the DX heyday, HBK was clearly the leader and HHH was his sidekick, then when HBK left, HHH took over, but DX was not nearly as good once that happened. Fast forward to today and HHH basically owns the company. Would HHH still play sidekick to the Superior HBK?

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Who cares? It's DANGEROUS!

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I like how a splash off the top constitues a "STOP THE FOOTAGE, YOU MUST BUY THE PPV!"

 

twice if you count RVD's.

 

 

Well, because Cena goes off the top rope about as much as the Rock does/did.

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What did Cole say? I was at WM 15.

In the middle of the show, while hyping a post wm show on HSN(Home Shopping Network) Cole said "and you will hear from the new wwf champion"

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Yes! Smackdown in Trenton May 15th, with such main event talent as...

 

Wait...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I like how a splash off the top constitues a "STOP THE FOOTAGE, YOU MUST BUY THE PPV!"

 

twice if you count RVD's.

 

 

Well, because Cena goes off the top rope about as much as the Rock does/did.

You do mean post Maivia, right?

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Finally, the question we've been waiting for. Will Masters remember to kick out tonight?