Hey, guess what I get to do tomorrow...

[SuperJerk 0]

Tomorrow night I have to chaperone the Junior Prom.

 

Hopefully I'll have some interesting stories to bring back Sunday morning.

[the max 0]

Make sure to bring rubbers.

 

Leaving DNA on your "dates" can be a problem.

[Guest]

Lingerie parties are better, except for when someone gets a golden shower in front of everyone. The picture is still fresh in my mind, unfortunately.

 

I'm saying that from a standpoint based on age.

[ZGangsta 0]

This Saturday he's going to do it!!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Um...Im not doing anything.

 

Now I get to blame my latex allergy that just sprang up causing me to look like I have some wierd flesh eating virus..my hands are all raw and cracked and bleeding all over the place.

 

Oh, and I dont celebrate Cinco De Mayo cause of my french heritage..who wants to celebrate another example of your ancestors getting beaten in a war?

[I like Forums 0]

^ Ask them to take the condoms off when you give them handjobs.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

^ Ask them to take the condoms off when you give them handjobs.

 

Um. Yeah.. Alright then..I'll just be going now.

[SuperJerk 0]

Well...that evening was a complete waste. Concession stand duty for me!

 

Here I was going into a situation I thought would be a reeding ground for funny stories (as extra-currcular school functions were when *I* was in school), but sadly, it was a let down.

 

Highlights of the evening:

-The hot redhead 23 year-old art teacher talking to the 23 year-old math teacher....

"We could put these leftovers in our fridge...........Not that we share a fridge, though."

 

-The tomboy home econ. teacher (a.k.a. "FACS") glamoring up and looking hot.

 

-The blonde girl with the mountains of cleavage almost popping out of her top every time she walked buy or leaned over to pick up a soda.

 

-The DJ played some songs I've actually heard before.

 

Yeah, that was about it.

[Vampiro69 0]

Highlights of the evening:

-The blonde girl with the mountains of cleavage almost popping out of her top every time she walked buy or leaned over to pick up a soda.

 

Yeah, that was about it.

 

"Ahhh, Good Times."

[Black Lushus 0]

Jerk, you may have covered this once, are you in education? Yes, I'm sure it's a stupid question, anyway, what do you teach?

[EricMM 0]

History.

 

SEE, this is why everyone should come to CE.

 

At least here.

 

There, one can get into quite a few screaming matches...

[Slayer 0]

I thought he taught the special kids.

[EricMM 0]

Maybe.

 

All kids are special.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Lingerie parties are better, except for when someone gets a golden shower in front of everyone. The picture is still fresh in my mind, unfortunately.

 

I'm saying that from a standpoint based on age.

See, that's where we differ, Kot909 ... the party's just warming up for me when the golden showers start.

[Slayer 0]

Maybe.

 

All kids are special.

This is so an Eric post

[EricMM 0]

And when I say they're special, I mean they are SPECIAL.

 

You know what I mean.

 

Every damn one of them.

[Guest Felonies!]

do you despise kids, ericmmtookmybabyaway?

[EricMM 0]

Not really.

 

I'm just honest with the fact that they're special until about 19.

 

I was.

 

That's not a bad thing, that's a good thing.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

Not really.

 

I'm just honest with the fact that they're special until about 19.

 

I was.

 

That's not a bad thing, that's a good thing.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I don't dislike kids, but I dislike kids who obviously weren't raised properly (you know, the ones that scream and carry on in public places and shit).

[Black Lushus 0]

I don't dislike kids, but I dislike kids who obviously weren't raised properly (you know, the ones that scream and carry on in public places and shit).

 

they all do that shit, man.

[Guest]

Lingerie parties are better, except for when someone gets a golden shower in front of everyone. The picture is still fresh in my mind, unfortunately.

 

I'm saying that from a standpoint based on age.

See, that's where we differ, Kot909 ... the party's just warming up for me when the golden showers start.

I left shortly thereafter. That's when all the weird stuff that you like started. This was all after the lesbian shit. I was drunk, don't remember much besides the golden shower.

 

'Twas fun.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I don't dislike kids, but I dislike kids who obviously weren't raised properly (you know, the ones that scream and carry on in public places and shit).

 

they all do that shit, man.

Not all of them. Most, sure. Not all though.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I thought he taught the special kids.

No, that's me. For a while it was at least.

[Guest Felonies!]

-The blonde girl with the mountains of cleavage almost popping out of her top every time she walked buy or leaned over to pick up a soda.

I almost said "pix please" until I actually thought about what the scenario was. That would be disgusting!

 

EDIT: Doesn't mean I haven't had teachers take pictures of girls' chests and put them on CDRs for us.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

I don't dislike kids, but I dislike kids who obviously weren't raised properly (you know, the ones that scream and carry on in public places and shit).

 

they all do that shit, man.

Not all of them. Most, sure. Not all though.

 

Not the ones whose parents actually do their jobs and beat their kids every once in a while.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I didn't get a single slap and I behaved quite well.

[I like Forums 0]

Yeah you only need to threaten to slap your kids see.

[Guest Felonies!]

Tell us more, invader3k.

[SuperJerk 0]

-The blonde girl with the mountains of cleavage almost popping out of her top every time she walked buy or leaned over to pick up a soda.

I almost said "pix please" until I actually thought about what the scenario was. That would be disgusting!

 

EDIT: Doesn't mean I haven't had teachers take pictures of girls' chests and put them on CDRs for us.

It never ceases to amaze how many things ther people can get away with that I'd never be able to.

 

Hell, when I was in school, I remember girls sitting on teachers' laps. Today? I'm not even allowed to oogle a hot girl with big breasts at a school function. What's the world coming to?