Special K 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2006 Having recently reread 'Hitman' I'll start with some members of Section 8. The DEFENSTRATOR. To defenstrate is to throw out a window. This is his only power. It has been stated that he got into a row with a GOtham cop, and threw him through the same window 14 times. Carries a spare window with him. Bueno Excelente. As the leader of the team states: He fights the powers of evil with perversion! His power is fucking criminals up the ass. Seriously. And the best for last: The DOGWELDER: Wears a we;ders suit and mask. catches stray dogs in bear traps. His power? He keeps a cache of dead dogs attached to his suit. He takes them, and welds them to villains' faces. Fuckin' brilliant. Section 8 also has a guy names Shakes who does nothing but have DTs (something I think Garth Ennis is familiar with) And Friendly Fire, who is able to fire powerful energy blasts, but always misses and hits his teammates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 There's always The Ecdysiast... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 You've got to love G'Nort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daileyxplanet 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 I refuse to think of Sugar Man as a serious character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 There's always The Ecdysiast... Best. Comic. Persona. Ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pochorenella 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 There's always The Ecdysiast... Best. Comic. Persona. Ever. I still have that comic in my collection. Makes me wanna have a bachelor party of my own... The Impossible Man is also funny as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZGangsta 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Rob Liefeld. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2006 There's always The Ecdysiast... Best. Comic. Persona. Ever. I still have that comic in my collection. Makes me wanna have a bachelor party of my own... Been there, done that, got really, really pissed. Yet somehow won $150 at blackjack... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2006 You've got to love G'Nort. Make me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites