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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. -- Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours yesterday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

 

Customs officials found a prescription bottle labelled as Viagra in Limbaugh's luggage that didn't have his name on it, but those of two doctors, the Palm Beach sheriff's office said.

 

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labelled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

 

Investigators confiscated the Viagra, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without charge. The sheriff's office plans to file a report with the state attorney's office.

 

ttp://torontosun.com/News/World/2006/06/27/1655573-sun.html

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Guest Vitamin X

While I get tremendous amusement out of seeing Limbaugh in legal trouble, I don't think it's too fair to have that kinda shit be put out for everyone to know.

 

It's not anyone's business whether Rush needs help to get a boner or not.

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Yeah, this is petty shit.

 

Why do the cops release this kind of inane stuff? Be professional.

 

*Bellows* THIS LADY HAS A VIBRATOR! HAW HAW HAW HEY GUYS!

 

All the shit about the oxy was stupid too. It was prescribed, he got hooked. It happens. Sure there was some hypocracy involved, and I hope he's softened his drug/alcoholic stance, but revelling in it is sort of obscene.

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Yeah, this is petty shit.

 

Why do the cops release this kind of inane stuff? Be professional.

 

*Bellows* THIS LADY HAS A VIBRATOR! HAW HAW HAW HEY GUYS!

"Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

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Guest JustPassinBy

Rush is single again he needs the viagra.

Does anyone find it strange that Raffy Palmerio took steroids, but apparently those didnt help him in other areas, as he endorsed Viagra too?

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Guest Felonies!

No, it's actually not strange at all. Anabolic steroids wreak havoc on that whole region.

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If anyone who isnt a celebrity were caught with viagra w/out a prescription they'd be in jail...but Rush is on the radio so the laws dont apply...

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I always maintained that he should be in jail because he didn't have a prescription for the drugs.

 

Til it turned out that he did.

 

So the entire story is moot.

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Well, in regards to limbaugh (and Coulter, and Malkin, possibly even O'Reilly) it would be them "counter attacking" these people.

 

Although I'm sure they would say the same as well.

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Uh...can you really go to jail for having unprescribed Viagra, assuming it's for personal use? I really doubt that.

 

Give it a try...keep a stash of unprescribed viagra in your pocket and let it tumble out the next time you encounter a police officer...see what happens...

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Nuh-uh, snuffbox. I'm not falling for that tired old gag.

 

Last time I did that I woke up with a black eye, a greasy ass and a parking ticket stapled to my forehead.

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Uh...can you really go to jail for having unprescribed Viagra, assuming it's for personal use? I really doubt that.

 

Probably if you are already on probation like Rush.

 

I always maintained that he should be in jail because he didn't have a prescription for the drugs.

Til it turned out that he did.

So the entire story is moot.

 

You are forgetting the part about him going around to multiple doctors and not telling them that he already had prescriptions. And this all got started when one of his housekeepers claimed to have sold drugs to him for years.

 

It's nice how the country that Mr. Limbaugh made sure to bring boner pills with him to visit just happens to be a hot spot for prostitution, much of it underage.

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I hear he tells women that they can't find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because it's IN HIS PANTS

 

This should be moved to NHB or somethin'.

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Nuh-uh, snuffbox. I'm not falling for that tired old gag.

 

Last time I did that I woke up with a black eye, a greasy ass and a parking ticket stapled to my forehead.

 

You're not supposed to do that once you're already in jail...

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Guest Felonies!
I hear he tells women that they can't find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because it's IN HIS PANTS

Awesome, if you imagine that being said in his voice.

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