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Creationism Proved Through Bananas

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Well, I do believe in God and the creation...and while that video does make me want to eat a banana, how do you explain watermelons? They're heavy, too big, and have seeds in them that you have to pick out. Plus, they're very hard to eat unless you have a knife, and they get your hands and face covered with sticky watermelon juice.

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Guest Felonies!
God didn't intend for us to eat watermelon.

You hear that, black people?

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One of those call-in prayer shows last night said that kids are killing themselves because they think there's nothing to live for since they're being taught that they've evolved from pond scum.

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Guest NYankees

God didn't intend for us to eat watermelon.

You hear that, black people?

 

 

It's kind of hard for them to hear you when you are too busy fucking your sister. Inbreed.

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One of those call-in prayer shows last night said that kids are killing themselves because they think there's nothing to live for since they're being taught that they've evolved from pond scum.

 

I see nothing wrong with weeding out the stupid.

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