dubq Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 I'm sure a lot of you have seen it. But it's too funny not to view again. Kirk Cameron and some douche trying to explain the genius of god via how a banana fits in our hand.... EDIT: a longer version, including the soda can theory.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usrrj5jWd68c
daileyxplanet Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 Except it doesn't. And it makes perfect sense to me.
Dobbs 3K Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 Well, I do believe in God and the creation...and while that video does make me want to eat a banana, how do you explain watermelons? They're heavy, too big, and have seeds in them that you have to pick out. Plus, they're very hard to eat unless you have a knife, and they get your hands and face covered with sticky watermelon juice.
Guest Fook Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 God didn't intend for us to eat watermelon.
CanadianChris Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 The fact that bananas fit perfectly in our hands means creationism wins over evolution? That's just...wow.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 God didn't intend for us to eat watermelon. You hear that, black people?
treble Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 One of those call-in prayer shows last night said that kids are killing themselves because they think there's nothing to live for since they're being taught that they've evolved from pond scum.
Guest NYankees Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 God didn't intend for us to eat watermelon. You hear that, black people? It's kind of hard for them to hear you when you are too busy fucking your sister. Inbreed.
Ace309 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 Coconuts, on the other hand, are a tool of Satan to torment us.
Ravenbomb Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5479410612081345878 full version
2GOLD Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 One of those call-in prayer shows last night said that kids are killing themselves because they think there's nothing to live for since they're being taught that they've evolved from pond scum. I see nothing wrong with weeding out the stupid.
Cran Da Maniac Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Looks like Kirk about cracked up when he said "It's the correct shape for the mouth" and held his mouth liked that
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