OAO ECW TV Week 6 Thread - July/18th/2006.

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EFA?

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Eatin' fine apples.

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Why is the show at 11 again?

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2-hour premier of SciFi's new show "Eureka".

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ECW on Sci Fi Segment #1 Tonight

 

Kelly dances.

Mike Knox covers her with towel.

Sandman runs him off and watches Kelly dance.

Knox hits Sandman from behind with a weak chair shot.

 

Commercial.

 

Joey Styles: "I can't believe the EXTREME WAR that has raged between The Sandman and Mike Knox! This thing is going to tear the company apart right at the foundation!"

 

Tazz: "Hey Joey, you ain't kiddin, partner! I been there for some wars before, believe me, but this? Man THIS is extreme. These two cats hate each other!"

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Right now terrible ring announcer Justin Roberts is telling all the "rabid ECW faithful" to hold up those signs and purchase the new Sandman t-shirt, as cotton candy vendors sell their products to 6 year olds holding Batista signs.

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Was Eureka any good?

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Never noticed Mickie James in the intro before.

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2-hour premier of SciFi's new show "Eureka".

 

I watched Dead Like Me at 7, but the show just isn't as good as it isn without commercials and in HD on HDNet..

 

and its Kelly^2

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When will they add Punk and Knox to the opening video? They still use footage of people who haven't worked in ECW since ONS.

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Chelsea's "Stefy" ?

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That it is. She used it last week too.

 

Time for Knoxxxxx to call out Sandman.

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Seriously, it's $100 a session at strip club. Will someone buy the girl an hour?

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Wow, this new guy is just horrible.

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Knox needs to never speak again.

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Why does it take Knox so long to stop her? Maybe he should read the WWE.com "ECW Preview" so he would know that Kelly was opening the show to stop it before it would happen.

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Expositionist?

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Knox: Kelly, I don't want you stripping anymore! Now the show is starting---wait, where are you going??!!

Kelly: Uhmmm...bathroom???

Knox: Well hurry back. And remember, none of that bra showing stuff.

Kelly: uhmmm.....

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Besides the lame "Let's Look Back at Last Week!" non-ECW garbage, this is a good way to start off the show.

 

Let's see if Sandman can work. Fuck 'im up, Sandman, fuck 'im up.

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Why does it take Knox so long to stop her? Maybe he should read the WWE.com "ECW Preview" so he would know that Kelly was opening the show to stop it before it would happen.

 

The same reason heels launch their secret plots in front of backstage cameras?

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I think Sander's gonna win w/ the Cane when Kelly distracts Knox with her routine.

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HA. CANED THE BITCH!

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Kelly took a bump. Holy shit lol

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FUCKING YES! He caned that bitch.

 

She took it like a champ though...although I doubt she had a choice.

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OMG! He killed Kelly!

 

and lol at the Holy Shit chant..I mean come on.

 

and KNOX wins!

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I wonder how long it took for the agents to tell Kelly to take the bump and then teach her the simplicity of falling down.

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She looked like she was going to cry after taking that...lol

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"WrestleMania Quality Main Event" despite the defending champion curtain-jerked this year's show.

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Maybe she will disappear for a few months and learn how to wrestle or dance.

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Is this the last appearence of Double K?