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Guest Overworked
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baby got spanked to make it cry it raised her arms and Spit Ambiogic fluid in the Doctor's face as Motorhead played in the background

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Guest netslob
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baby got spanked to make it cry it raised her arms and Spit Ambiogic fluid in the Doctor's face as Motorhead played in the background

 

 

HHH: *sniff* "Daddy's little girl..."

Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster
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Yeah, because Triple H and Shawn were just so subtle with their hints to who the father was, right?

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i feel bad for Shane's kid... his birth didn't get this much coverage.

 

good god, Hunter's established a glass ceiling in his own family!! does his ego know no bounds!?!

 

Didn't get much coverage or the chance to get completely embarassed and forced into roles? This child is going to look back at the video and become addicted to anti-depressants

Guest DRH 502
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All bullshit aside i'm happy for them...you know I was watching the Tough Enough season 1 DVD (hey it was on my blockbuster queue) and HHH came in and gave his big speech.

 

"Your kids grow up? You miss that...your wife? What's she at home doin? Don't know...blah blah blah on the road, love this buisness, I can take a nice bump, you see that snap? See how quick I snapped on that punch?? if you sold like that i'd tag you for real..."

 

Kinda funny to think about it now, Mr. I love The Buisness didn't miss his child's birth, despite the fact there are probably lots of guys on the roster who DIDN'T get the night off when the shoe was on the other foot.

Guest Overworked
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as long as it wasn't a Hand, that seems to happen over there...

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Kinda funny to think about it now, Mr. I love The Buisness didn't miss his child's birth, despite the fact there are probably lots of guys on the roster who DIDN'T get the night off when the shoe was on the other foot.

 

Yea all through last night I was wondering "what if this was another other wrestlers kid on the roster?" I'm reminded of Rick Rude's testimony during McMahon's trial when he said he went off steroids to try to have a family and he says Vince told him to have a family on his own time. I'm not saying HHH shouldn't have been there at his daughter's birth last night but it really hurts company morale if some people get the same treatment.

 

Edit: Same thing happened with Steamboat years ago when he was wanting to start a family and Vince basically depushed him for it.

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All bullshit aside i'm happy for them...you know I was watching the Tough Enough season 1 DVD (hey it was on my blockbuster queue) and HHH came in and gave his big speech.

 

"Your kids grow up? You miss that...your wife? What's she at home doin? Don't know...blah blah blah on the road, love this buisness, I can take a nice bump, you see that snap? See how quick I snapped on that punch?? if you sold like that i'd tag you for real..."

 

Kinda funny to think about it now, Mr. I love The Buisness didn't miss his child's birth, despite the fact there are probably lots of guys on the roster who DIDN'T get the night off when the shoe was on the other foot.

 

True, but it is a bit of a different situation for him since he's married to the bosses daughter. :P

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who thinks theyll baptize the kid in that church where Vince taunted God live on RAW

 

or am i just retarded

 

It won't be baptised! Tonight on RAW the baby will join the MR MCMAHON KISS MY ASS CLUB.

 

and all the wrestlers will turn out for the baby's big moment

 

This baby will be the first to be born into the great religon of McMahonism.

 

 

RELIGON~!

Guest netslob
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Yeah, because Triple H and Shawn were just so subtle with their hints to who the father was, right?

 

the WWE is best known for it's subtlety, y'know.

 

Didn't get much coverage or the chance to get completely embarassed and forced into roles? This child is going to look back at the video and become addicted to anti-depressants

 

well, he's a McMahon, he'll probably crave attention like a fish craves water.

 

True, but it is a bit of a different situation for him since he's married to the bosses daughter.

 

i seem to remember Michaels getting time off when his kid was born, too.

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True, but it is a bit of a different situation for him since he's married to the bosses daughter.

 

i seem to remember Michaels getting time off when his kid was born, too.

 

That. But I mostly meant the speech he gave on Tough Enough about never seeing your wife or kids, it's probably going to be the total opposite given she's in the family that owns the company.

Guest Overworked
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shes going to go over shane's kid and he will grow up getting their seed coffee

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What'd they name their kid? Awhore Arose? How apropos.

 

I wonder if Vince and HHH are fighting over who gets to eat the placenta and gain the demonic power therewithin.

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who thinks theyll baptize the kid in that church where Vince taunted God live on RAW

 

or am i just retarded

 

It won't be baptised! Tonight on RAW the baby will join the MR MCMAHON KISS MY ASS CLUB.

 

and all the wrestlers will turn out for the baby's big moment

 

This baby will be the first to be born into the great religon of McMahonism.

 

 

RELIGON~!

 

Finally... someone who reads below the WWE Folder.

Guest Hemme
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Ah good luck to them all, I wish them all the best.

:)

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"Stephanie, was a beautiful girl"

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

Maybe if you've never been outside.

 

This has to be a joke, right? She was easily the best looking woman in the company in 2000.

Guest Felonies!
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You know, it really was brilliant, repeatedly misspelling "religion" like that so we'd have fun with it. One of wildpegasus's better ideas. Too bad he's run out of them.

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It would be funny if the baby looked like Jericho.

 

 

anyhow get ready, in 18 years well be treated to the sight of the newest WWE diva, who will win the womens belt and hold it for a decade or so.

 

 

in all seriousness, Ill change the tone of this thread and say "Congratulations Paul and Stephanie"

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