Diet Water

[Epic Reine]

So I was at the local supermarket a few weeks ago an spotted (right next to the selzter water) diet water. I thought I was going crazy but I looked at it again and my eyes indeed did not deceive me. How can something like this be possible, are there some secret sugars and calories in regular water that we don't know about?

 

I'm bringing it up because I saw it in the local 711 the other day as well. Diet Water? How?

[Darthtiki]

What the fuck...does this have like negative calories?

 

This makes no sense.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2005/08/...king-water.html

[FroGG_NeaL]

It's diet pills in water form.

[dubq]

No good can come of this..

[snuffbox]

How long until Lindsay Lohan is photographed with this product? "Omg this novelty toddler t-shirt makes me look kinda fat...I should switch bottled waters"

[k thx]

Actually, the new product called, "Skinny Water" contains an all-natural ingredient "Super CitriMax".

 

That really doesn't sound like an all-natural ingredient.

[Special K]

It could be like the stuff I have to take in a couple weeks that makes you shit uncontrolably, flushing your system.

 

Citrimax is already in stuff like SoBe Lean and FuZe. Not anything new.

[Guest Felonies!]

If you're ever out to win a burping contest, club soda beats Coke, Mountain Dew, any of that sludge.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Ive seen diet water in cans that have little floating balls in them that open up when you open the can releasing the active ingredients. You shake the can and you can hear it rattling around in the can. Im not too sure about that..

[kkktookmybabyaway]

I always stock up on the extra-fat water during double-coupon day.