I Called My Ex-GF A Cunt

[CanadianChick 0]

cc is a rassler?

 

Yes.

 

http://www.myspace.com/nikkimatthews

 

Nothing screams "BADASS" like a hardcore Britney Spears cover.

 

It's a COOL cover though. Psh.

[Art Sandusky 0]

How odd, seeing one of us (us being this place) get involved in the business. Not bad, just odd.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

"The business"

[Slayer 0]

...the industry?

[The Niggardly King 0]

The Life

[Art Sandusky 0]

"The business"

I'll give you the business.

[Coolclint 0]

I'm surprised Leena didn't give the obvious response.

 

 

Randall would be proud that you called her a cunt.

 

Should've shit in her bag, too.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

How odd, seeing one of us (us being this place) get involved in the business. Not bad, just odd.

 

I would love it if she made it to the E. I can see her in the locker room with her laptop printing out the hate some people get around here. We'd never hear the end of HHH's "internet guys are all losers!" rants. She could be their own little mole into the internet.

 

Shit if I were 10 years younger I would've thought about trying to get into wrestling. Probably wouldn't have gotten anywhere since I'm not quite "HOSS~!" level, but still would've been fun trying.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

You know what I find humor in?

 

Rape jokes.

 

No one tells good rape jokes anymore.

 

...

 

"Please Stop" "No...No!"

 

Forced sex is hilarious.

 

12 Polish dudes are raping a german woman. She screams out "Nein! Nein!!!"

 

So 3 of them leave.

 

I just realized I never got to hear Fez (of Ron and Fez) tell his funny rape joke. And on the subject, I remember when O&A said that when they were on FM radio a while back they used to get away with saying BUNT as a replacement for Cunt..

[Star Ocean 3 0]

Fez has Latin pride and a Swiss sense of frugality.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Should've beat her like a fucking dog.

[Black Lushus 0]

CC is just a tit job away from super-stardom

[Guest Princess Leena]

Aren't we all, though.

[Black Lushus 0]

true

[EricMM 0]

False, fake tits are nasty.

 

Black, why are you posting over here, when that place is so dead?

[Black Lushus 0]

I'm back and forth man, back and forth.

 

I'm not a fan of fake tits, for the most part...just helping CC get closer to the WWE.

[EricMM 0]

In searching for the etymology of "cunt" I came across this just DARLING line from The Canterbury Tales.

 

"For certeyn, olde dotard, by your leave/You shall have queynte right enough at eve...What aileth you to grouche thus and groan?/Is it for ye would have my queynte alone?".

 

Gotta love those stories...

 

queynte = cunt, FYI

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I remember having to memorize parts of that for AP English in high school. That didn't make the cut though, unfortunately. Would have made the assignment at least a bit more amusing,

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

"The business"

I'll give you the business.

 

 

You realise that giving someone "the business" means fucking them, don't you?

[Slayer 0]

It's Kotz, so it works

[Golgo 13 0]

"The business"

I'll give you the business.

 

 

You realise that giving someone "the business" means fucking them, don't you?

 

Untrue.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

It's hiphop slang.

 

You see a hot chick, and say you's give her the biusiness, same as I'd hit it.

 

It does NOT mean to kick someone's ass like alot of people think.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Fuck hip-hop slang

[Guest DRH 502]

Yeah I like my hip-hop but I must agree fuck hip hop slang.

 

Also, "giving the buisness" to a woman is a term that has been used since wayyy before their was hip hop. Go ask your Grandpa what giving the buisness to a girl means...

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

Everytime I see 'I'll give you the business", I remember that Aqua Teen episode with Meatwad telling Shake that he's in business to give him the business... "up ya BUTT". Meatwad's voice when he says "up ya BUTT" cracks me up big time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I'm high

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Whatever the fuck. I don't care where it originated from.

 

It still refers to fuckin a bitch, not fuckin' up a bitch.

[tominator89 0]

"Number 99 of the defense, after tackling the quarterback, was giving him the business down there!"