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People who post at NHB actually have real lives and in some cases even responsibilties.

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People who post at NHB actually have real lives and in some cases even responsibilties.

 

Responsa-whatnow?

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One such client was a claims adjuster in his mid-60s. I'd been cleaning his apartment for over a year and finally met him while he was at home recovering from an operation. He had some kind of a heart condition and approached me while I was cleaning out his refrigerator. "I hate to bother you," he said, "but I'm going to go lie down for a while. I've set the alarm, but if for some reason I don't wake up, I'm wondering if you could possibly insert this into my anus." He handed me a rubber glove and a translucent lozenge filled with amber liquid.

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I really can't stand that idiot that idolizes KISS. He used to have one of

their album covers as an avatar. I hate KISS fans pretty much as a whole, but this dude tests my patience like no other. I think it's Poochorella or something like that. He thinks Music from the Elder is good! LOL!

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I really can't stand that idiot that idolizes KISS. He used to have one of

their album covers as an avatar. I hate KISS fans pretty much as a whole, but this dude tests my patience like no other. I think it's Poochorella or something like that. He thinks Music from the Elder is good! LOL!

The bitch is back!

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He had sex with one of the few women on the forum last I heard. I don't know how the hell that got started but it was pretty ghey.

 

Who was it? Who'd bang a KISS fan? She probably has HPV now. Stay away, gents! Damaged goods!

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poch has the album cover for an avatar and he has it tattooed on his back (or so he says)...he's a cool guy.

 

Paul Stanley is the one with...well...a pic of Paul Stanley for his avatar. He met Satanic Angel once and when I asked if he hit it, he said "I wanted to", implying he has not yet but would love to hit that stank the next chance he got.

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Guest The Satanic Angel

They're mixed up I believe. Paul Stanley was/is going to bone The Satanic Angel.

 

Yeah, I bet she bangs KISS fans... gross...

 

I have never banged a KISS fan.

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They're mixed up I believe. Paul Stanley was/is going to bone The Satanic Angel.

 

Yeah, I bet she bangs KISS fans... gross...

 

I have never banged a KISS fan.

 

Yet.

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Guest The Satanic Angel

Well, the way shit's going, Paul Stanley ain't happening. Dude won't answer my PMs. I'm not waiting around for that shit.

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