Coffin Surfer 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2006 The mere sight of Danny Williams’ adjusting his elbow pad brings the Tokyo Dome to its feet as one. Sizing his dazed foe up, he rockets off the ropes, leveling one last Japanese hopeful with his legendary Axe Bomber! The poor fool goes head over badly cut mullet, somersaulting to the canvas in a pile of twitching humanity. The pin is academic and soon Williams is posing with a proverbial wardrobe of belts and trophies. An endless mass of reporters crowd the ring, swarming the most dominant wrestler in the country. One lucky and very skinny announcer wiggles through the hordes, earning the attention of the reigning Triple Crown Champion. Stroking his grizzly beard, the battle tested warrior peers into the camera with fierce blue eyes while security clears away the rest of the reporters. The reporter nervously approaches the beastly built 6'2" Champion, clinching his microphone with trembling white knuckles. "Mr. Welleums, now thuh you havuh beat the best in Jupun, whuh is in your futuruh!" he asks with a terrified flinch. Speaking with a gravely growl, Williams coldly replies, "I'd say it's time I took a little trip back to the motherland." "THE SWF!?" exclaims the excited report. "That's right. At Genesis VII I will be issuing an open challenge to anybody in the SWF who thinks they’ve got what it takes to step into the ring with the best in the world. Anybody on the roster, I don’t if it’s some bitter old punk who wants to settle an old score, a peer who never got their chance to face me at my best, a legend that wants to prove a point, or even an unknown who wants to make a name for themselves." Ok....who's game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2006 This ad just sold 5,000 tickets... and we don't even know who he's fighting yet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2006 Just gave you a pm...so...yeah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2006 The reporter nervously approaches the beastly built 6’2” Champion, clinching his microphone with trembling white knuckles. Danny = Rane? Perhaps trained with Landon on the finer points of wrestling on stilts? Continuity aside, this is pretty awesome. AXU BOMBAAAAAAH!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coffin Surfer 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2006 The reporter nervously approaches the beastly built 6’2” Champion, clinching his microphone with trembling white knuckles. Danny = Rane? Perhaps trained with Landon on the finer points of wrestling on stilts? Continuity aside, this is pretty awesome. AXU BOMBAAAAAAH!! Using my real height now as the original character was a Dynamite Kid clone but since he's gone in a different direction since than there's no point keeping him a vanilla midget. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2006 Danny at 6'2 is far more of a beast, and I'm looking forward to this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2006 Man, there's a part of me that wants to accept this... but there is a bigger part of me that knows I'd get my ass kicked and that I am bettr off retired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2006 I might have accepted had I not already had something planned for Genesis. ::shrugs:: Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2006 Go on Janus! Danny's tall enough to actually reach you now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2006 Avoid the frogsplash, however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2006 *marks for the "It's Raining Men" Frogsplash, even though it never actually appeared* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2006 You know what pm I sent you? Disregard it. I can't get a tag match worked out. Though...I'd accept this challenge on a singles basis if you're interested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites