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Where'd lovecraft go.

Lovecraft's dead.

 

I figured that lovecraft231 was a shitty name, so I got a name change.

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He is, and it hasn't. I guess the one thing he has going for him is that he's so oblivious and dull that no derision or adversity can prevent him from accomplishing a task, much like an ox, but conversely, he's never really appeared to have a lot going on upstairs either, much like an ox, so I don't know.

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But what task has he ever actually accomplished? He (or the gimmick anyway) is like 30, living at home, watching cartoons, mildly-to-severely retarded, lacking in all social skills, and has only had sex with gym equipment. Life has definitly not been kind to this dork.

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I don't know that he's even been to college, either. I'd wager he hasn't, because he would know how to spell "psychologically" if he at least had a 100-level psych course under his belt.

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Right now, all I want to say to WP is "holy shit", and thank you. Thank you for making me want to call my parents and thank them for raising me right. Thank you for being almost everything I never want to be. Thank you for being such a worthless failure in life, you bench humping fuck up. Thank you for being so pathetic, that a serial killer would be glad not to be you. Thank you for being a definition of loser. Thank you for being a 30 year old virgin who still lives in his parents house. Thank you for making me notice you again, and for proving that it could always be worse. Thank you.

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WP is probably a 30 year old virgin who watches wrestling all day. I wouldn't be shocked if there are some on this board worse than that...

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Hey, he only watches wrestling half of the day...the rest is spent watching cartoons and giving some weight bench a good rogering.

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The weight bench was lies.

 

I'm only interested in knowing his real stories. Because there's definitely some truth to the gimmick.

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Yeah, snuffy, he just hit a home run off you right there.

 

Ha, even kid agrees with me Snuffy

 

Considering how much wildpegatard is coddled around here...he's probably one of the mods' gimmicks

 

Yes, keep on avoiding the situation and hope it goes away.

 

wildpegatard? Seriously, is that the best you got? Yeah, I Snuffy am so cool that I have to make fun of mentally handicaped people to get a dig on someone on the internet. That's lower than low.

 

OH BUT HE ADDS SO MUCH TO THE INTELLIGENT WRESTLING DISCOURSE

 

I hold my own when I don't get too lazy. Not to sound too braggish but there's a reason why I get invited to all the hardcore wrestling fan boards outside of smartmarks. I often have to turn them down.

 

Either that, or he knows the wrestling mod elitists somehow.

 

No, not really. HTQ and I often have differing viewpoints in wrestling but that's the way it should be. Everybody having same viewpoints would be boring.

 

At this point, I just ignore wildpegasus. He's just doing this because he knows it annoys you, and he will keep it up, and lets face it, he won't be banned, no matter how much we wish he was.

 

Hmm, we'll see how long you ignore me for. I hope you stick to your word.

 

I've done that. It does no good. Someone always replies to him, and the rare occasion that they don't, he'll talk to himself in threads.

 

Somebone's been a naughty girl lately. I think they need to be put over my knee so I give them a light spanking.

 

He actually talks to himself in threads? That is fucking sad.

 

So much for ignoring WP. What'd that last? 10 minutes?

 

Didn't you ever see his Astroboy thread? Post after post after post, of JUST HIM.

 

Nope, try again. There are about 15 people posting in the Astroboy thread though that's just from memory. I could be off some.

 

If WP REALLY is as dumb as he sounds...life will not be kind to him.

 

I don't like life being kind to me. The only way I know is struggle. Without it, I'd be lost.

 

He is, and it hasn't. I guess the one thing he has going for him is that he's so oblivious and dull that no derision or adversity can prevent him from accomplishing a task, much like an ox, but conversely, he's never really appeared to have a lot going on upstairs either, much like an ox, so I don't know.

 

No, I'm not dumb. I'm actually pretty smart and am one of the smarter members on the TSM board. Even Leena thinks I'm rather intelligent.

 

Oh yeah, I can't believe how off you are with the rest of your quote there. Unreal kid. You've kind of been naughty too. I think I'll have to give you a spanking as well.

 

EVERYONE LOVES APPLE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You better bleeping believe it

 

But what task has he ever actually accomplished? He (or the gimmick anyway) is like 30, living at home, watching cartoons, mildly-to-severely retarded, lacking in all social skills, and has only had sex with gym equipment. Life has definitly not been kind to this dork.

 

I have helped to save many an animal's life among other tasks.

 

What's the matter with watching cartoons?

 

There you go trying to do a retarded insult again. That's classy and original, isn't it now?

 

Yeah, I'm lacking in social skills but it's something I work on hard on every day to improve. It's an eternal struggle and it's not easy. I don't think you should look down on someone because of that.

 

I never had sex with gym equipment. I work out hard and had an orgasm on a weight bench while doing hamstring curls. There was no erection or movement of the hips. It was not sex.

 

Life may not be kind -- Yes and No. I'm lucky in many way and unlucky in others -- such as the intense headache pain I have suffered throughout my whole life 24/7 that at one point had me "wishing for death". I am doing a good bit better now though and have a new lease on life because of it.

 

 

Wow. 30? At home with his parents? Terrible.

 

Besides my very high social anxiety -- there are reasons behind that.

 

 

I don't know that he's even been to college, either. I'd wager he hasn't, because he would know how to spell "psychologically" if he at least had a 100-level psych course under his belt.

 

What's wrong with not going to college? Not everyone can afford to go that kind of thing.

 

I can spell well for the most part. People often ask me how to spell words. I was also the class champion in the spelling bee for grade 3.

 

Psychologically, I am several steps above everyone here and that is the 100 percent truth.

 

Grow up and drink apple juice, kid.

 

Yes, finally my influence is spreading. Two WP trademarks in one setence done by snuffbox of all people.

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wildpegasus, you've already admitted to posting for a reaction here, so you've run your course. The magic is gone.

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WOW, 3 to 4 posts in the time alone it took to respond to all of your previous posts!! I'm going to go down as a legend on this board. :D

 

 

Right now, all I want to say to WP is "holy shit", and thank you. Thank you for making me want to call my parents and thank them for raising me right. Thank you for being almost everything I never want to be. Thank you for being such a worthless failure in life, you bench humping fuck up. Thank you for being so pathetic, that a serial killer would be glad not to be you. Thank you for being a definition of loser. Thank you for being a 30 year old virgin who still lives in his parents house. Thank you for making me notice you again, and for proving that it could always be worse. Thank you.

 

What happened to that ignoring thing you're talking about? This is your 2nd post (and that's just counting THIS thread) about me since than.

 

Anyway, you're welcome bud. Like I said in my previous post though I didn't actually hump the weight bench. The only movement was the curling of the legs. No hip movement at all.

 

 

The weight bench was lies.

 

I'm only interested in knowing his real stories. Because there's definitely some truth to the gimmick.

 

At least Leena gets it some. Maybe I'll have to take back that light spanking for being a naughty girl. Than again, maybe not.

 

Leena, the weight bench story was not lies. It is 100% truth. Do you think it's not possible to have an orgasm while doing leg curls? This is almost inspiring me to look up info to see if this has ever happened to anyone else. Let me reiniterate that I was working HARD that night. Leg work when you want it to be can be EXTREMELY difficult. In fact, it's the most difficult thing you can do to your body.

Leena, tell me why you think it's not true.

 

WP is probably a 30 year old virgin who watches wrestling all day. I wouldn't be shocked if there are some on this board worse than that...

 

Leena gets it. Right now it's internet though and not wrestling.

 

Hey, he only watches wrestling half of the day...the rest is spent watching cartoons and giving some weight bench a good rogering.

 

THERE WAS NO HIP MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I hope this doesn't mean that after you off WP you'll start coming after me before I snap and go psycho and turn into WP version 2.

 

Don't worry too much buddy. There are some benefits to being WP.

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Brigante and WP

 

pegasus has already gone back to his thread derailing gimmick upon his return. I say its time to officially delete the Games folder.

 

I haven't derailed anything since my return. If you're talking about Jango's bar thread which from your comments indicate that you are doing so -- I gave my advice ON TOPIC with ONE RESPONSE and than left. You my friend than attempted to derail the topic by getting me to bite on your trolling remark.

 

Q - What should I include in my bar?

 

gimmick A - Apple juice! Grow up! I want a girl but alcohol is bad for you!

 

kingpk - Yeah! Grow up!

 

 

If it makes you physcologically happier, you can pretend the apple juice is beer or something. It looks just the same and it even tastes better. Not that I'd know but a lot of people thumb up their nose at the taste of beer and practically everyone likes apple juice.

 

How about if I mix my apple juice with alcohol. Like a nice apple martini.

 

And why woudn't you have some healthy alternatives in your bar? Ever hear of a juice bar? Huh?

 

:D

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wildpegasus, you've already admitted to posting for a reaction here, so you've run your course. The magic is gone.

 

So? There's a point to whenever I post something. Everybody whenever they post something do it for 1 reason and 1 reason only. To get a reaction. Otherwise they would not post. I am no different than anyone else.

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Brigante and WP

 

pegasus has already gone back to his thread derailing gimmick upon his return. I say its time to officially delete the Games folder.

 

I haven't derailed anything since my return. If you're talking about Jango's bar thread which from your comments indicate that you are doing so -- I gave my advice ON TOPIC with ONE RESPONSE and than left. You my friend than attempted to derail the topic by getting me to bite on your trolling remark.

 

Q - What should I include in my bar?

 

gimmick A - Apple juice! Grow up! I want a girl but alcohol is bad for you!

 

kingpk - Yeah! Grow up!

 

 

If it makes you physcologically happier, you can pretend the apple juice is beer or something. It looks just the same and it even tastes better. Not that I'd know but a lot of people thumb up their nose at the taste of beer and practically everyone likes apple juice.

 

How about if I mix my apple juice with alcohol. Like a nice apple martini.

 

And why woudn't you have some healthy alternatives in your bar? Ever hear of a juice bar? Huh?

 

:D

 

At least Ginger Snaps likes me.

 

You're female, aren't you Ginger Snaps?

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wildpegasus, you've already admitted to posting for a reaction here, so you've run your course. The magic is gone.

 

So? There's a point to whenever I post something. Everybody whenever they post something do it for 1 reason and 1 reason only. To get a reaction. Otherwise they would not post. I am no different than anyone else.

 

 

So you're an attention whore?

 

Well yeah; I guess so. Everyone on the board pretty much is when you think about it.

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