Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2006 Scary Kids Scaring Kids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2006 Hoobastank. Really, it sounds like a drunken frat prank, only really lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Fall-Out Boy...if only because it's not a Simpson's reference Chumbawamba. Yeah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYankees Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Sum 41. I used to joke with friends that they got this name because all 4 members ranked their looks on a scale of 1-100 and they combined it. That is how they got the Sum 41. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Chatmonchy Ketchup Mania Sons of all Pussys sloth love chunks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Some of those are bad, but my pick is still the winner as far as sheer jaw-dropping inanity goes. And Ketchup Mania is great name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 The Wesux (band I was in my sophomore year) Tree (not only does the name suck, the band does too) Rascal Flatts Angels & Airwaves Europe Asia Boston Waltham Chicago (naming your band after the area you're from is LAME) Nullset (especially when their original name, Gangsta Bitch Barbie, was much better) Hatebreed (really...is it a backhand nod to white power, or a terrible tribute to The Misfits?) And all of those band names that are just phrases. Yes, my beloved Shadows Fall is one of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Bathtub Shitter 3.6Milk Flagitious Indiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation Ogre You Asshole ok so some are good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masked Man of Mystery 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I was fixing up the CDs in my store and I saw a band called The The....I'm not kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I never liked "System of a Down", "Buckcherry", or "10,000 Maniacs" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spman 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Frankie Goes to Hollywood wtf was Holly Johnson smoking when he came up with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I was fixing up the CDs in my store and I saw a band called The The....I'm not kidding. No way! What will those crazy kids come up with next? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Crossfade Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Say Hi to Your Mom The Boy Least Likely To The Beatles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Cute is What We Aim For. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Well, that just outsucks any of the ones I posted. Fuck. But I'll keep going: This Song is a Mess but So Am I I Love You but I've Chosen Darkness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I was fixing up the CDs in my store and I saw a band called The The....I'm not kidding. Johnny Marr was in The The. Chicago is not a band bad name. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark Gnarls Barkley Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Promise Ring Say Anything Fall Out Boy The Academy Is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zoidberg 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Default - Their name describes them perfectly. All-American Rejects Part Chimp - good band, bad name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 PANIC! At the Disco. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted August 30, 2006 They're not worthy of referencing the Smiths. You too, Fall Out Boy, with your hysterically long song titles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 And let's throw in an honorable mention to Flyleaf for ruining a perfectly good launch.com playlist on my hard rock station. Fags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Chicago is a band good name. There are more bad ones like Thee Michelle Gun Elephant and GO!GO!7188, but that's crossing into dangerous esoteric territory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 She Wants Revenge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masked Man of Mystery 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Chicago is a band good name. There are more bad ones like Thee Michelle Gun Elephant and GO!GO!7188, but that's crossing into dangerous esoteric territory. Indeed, JPop produces odd band names, but I think it best we stay out of that territory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I was fixing up the CDs in my store and I saw a band called The The....I'm not kidding. Johnny Marr was in The The. Chicago is not a band bad name. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark Gnarls Barkley Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Promise Ring Say Anything Fall Out Boy The Academy Is... I used to be a pretty big fan of The The back in the day ... and by back in the day, I mean mid/late 80s. And I have no issues with Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark ... just because everyone always called them OMD. As long as the band name can be abbreviated to three letters and sound good, I don't really care what the actual words are. e.g. Grivevous Bodily Harm is a bad band-name, but GBH is a good band name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vivalaultra 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I like the name I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness. For bad band names, I'd like to include these: Oingo Boingo Kajagoogoo A-Ha Rainbow BUTT Monkeys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hogan Made Wrestling 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Dragonforce I mean seriously, I know power metal isn't the bastion of originality in music, but they couldn't think of anything more creative than that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I was fixing up the CDs in my store and I saw a band called The The....I'm not kidding. No way! What will those crazy kids come up with next? The Band Da Band The Who The Guess Who Mister Mister ...And you will know us by the trail of the dead The Eagles of Death Metal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted August 31, 2006 PLANES MISTAKEN FOR STARS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2006 Night Ranger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
